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Here, have you ever started brushing yer teeth and then sat and did something for a while with yer toothbrush still in yer gub? That's what I'm doin the noo and all the toothpaste has started foaming in my mooth and I am chewin the bristles on my toothbrush. It's magic. You should try it some time. It's impossible to speak though so I would recommend not gettin' intae situations where a conversation that requires your input arises. Night xox |
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Liar, no one in the UK brushes their teeth. |
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Your wee avatar looks like three chupa chups stuck thogether! |
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also performing the act of cunnilingus could become a problem. or not, if the lady in question favours it. |
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awwww yes it does!! that's sweet! |
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I don't brush my teeth, meng |
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Haha, well maybe it's advisable to brush yer teeth after such an act. You get a triple whammy. First you get to lick her oot, then you take the taste away with the minty toothpaste, and thirdly you have the pleasure of chewing your toothbrush while nonchalantly biding your time with more mundane activities! |
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some kind of mouthwater perhaps a good idea after such activities. washing the face a bit (= throwing water against face, shrugging and slumping back to bed) can also help, especially against certain smells hanging around. |
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"do a topic about it. whatever it is. don't hold back." what i do from time to time is, while showering, daydream and forget whether i washed myself already or not. so i wash myself again: better do it twice than not at all. i'm not sure but maybe i washed myself three times in a row like this. or sometimes when i don't have any sugarfree mint sweets i'd put some toothpaste on my finger and eat it. i'm kind of addicted to them. |
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god I hate that "meng"-thing. I also wanted to ask - is that Steve-O in your avatar? |
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I have that around here somewhere too.. wait a minute.. there you go: |
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The smell of a lady's vaginal sacretions is sacred and not to be disguised! |
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think about it, man! it's all fine if a woman wafts these scents.. in a man's case.. it could go either way. |
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thanks! : ) *random gratitude photoshopped picture* |
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Sorry, I'd never in real life or internet life say meng, without heavy irony boldness. You're close RE: Steve-O, but it's actually my current role model and physical fitness goal Chris Pontius / Party Boy / Chief Roberts / Roller Bobby/ Pontius the Barbarian / Mr. America / Garbage Man / Bear Johnson (The Alaskan Porn Sensation) |
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yeah, while I was typing "Steve-O" I did think "but normally it's Chris Pontius.. oh well..". really I did. |
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i often brush my teeth whilst having a shit to save time. a mate of mine has his morning fag in the shower also to save time. there are lots of morning tasks that can be combined really. |
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i now brush in the bathroom to not fuck up my gums |
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