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Berlusconi's fat becomes soap
 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2005-06-19 16:49 [#01638215]
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A bar of soap reportedly made from fat pumped from Italian
PM Silvio Berlusconi has gone on display.

Artist Gianni Motti claims he made the soap made from fat
from Berlusconi's liposuction operation.

It is part of an art exhibition in Basel, Switzerland, where
anyone wishing to wash their hands with Berlusconi can buy
it for £10,000.

The artist who put the soap on display, Gianni Motti, 47,
claims to have acquired the fat from an employee of an elite
plastic surgery clinic in Lugano in Switzerland.

Motti said: "Berlusconi had face lifting and liposuction
operations in a clinic in Lugano, where I have good
connections that provided me with some of the fat. It was
jelly-like and it stunk horribly, like butter gone off or
old chip pan oil."

According to Motti, the artwork called Mani Pulite (Clean
Hands) expresses opposition to corruption and mafia
structures in Italy, as well as his personal opinion of
Berlusconi's policies.

He said: "I came up with the idea because soap is made of
pig fat, and I thought how much more appropriate it would be
if people washed their hands using a piece of Berlusconi."


 

offline r40f from qrters tea party on 2005-06-19 16:54 [#01638222]
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hahaha... fantastic.


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2005-06-19 16:56 [#01638226]
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To be really effective artists they have to sneak the bar
into Berlusconi's washroom.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2005-06-19 16:59 [#01638229]
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I quite like this.

the £10,000 isn't so great, I think. as a visitor to the
museum you should be able to wash your hands with it - not
possible ofcourse, people would steal bits of it, the whole
thing, etc.


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2005-06-19 17:34 [#01638274]
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Mmm, if geneticists stole the soap maybe they could
reconstitute Berlusconi from the fat like in Jurassic Park.
Raaaaahr!


 

offline r40f from qrters tea party on 2005-06-19 17:43 [#01638280]
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Berlusconitops.

this thread title is pleasing to the eye.


 

offline WooferAttack from Milano (Italy) on 2005-06-20 02:36 [#01638399]
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i think one of the next days, Berlusconi will buy
xltronic.com from phobiazero and he will become our new
webmaster.
i think Berlusconi will ban a lot of persons here (me no,
please... Silvio, spare me)


 

offline merg from The New New York (Berlin) (Germany) on 2005-06-20 03:43 [#01638412]
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I'm sure he'd ban me after the 75th time I took the piss out
of Milan's CL final loss :-DDD


 

offline DeleriousWeasel from Guam on 2005-06-20 03:54 [#01638418]
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our loss is tridenti's gain


 

offline ambsace from canaDUH. on 2005-06-20 10:29 [#01638647]
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this reminds me of that one episode of 'tales from the
crypt' where (i forget the bulk of the story) the chick cuts
up her husband and makes him into soap. and then the soap
like...melts her flesh off. it's pretty awesome.


 

offline Xeron from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-06-21 02:59 [#01639158]
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Smettilla di parlare, tu non sai di lo che dici. Uste no
conces a tridenti entonces no empiezes a sacar chistes de
el; Tenga Respeto!


 

offline Matvey from Kiev (Ukraine) on 2005-06-21 04:17 [#01639206]
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cool. if it could be produced massively. for less money.


 

offline Bob Mcbob on 2005-06-21 06:54 [#01639305]
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the soap in question -


Attached picture

 

offline isnieZot from pooptown (Belgium) on 2005-06-21 06:56 [#01639307]
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amazing


 

offline Bob Mcbob on 2005-06-21 06:58 [#01639311]
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personally i'd rather use imperial leather


 

offline DeleriousWeasel from Guam on 2005-06-22 07:18 [#01640485]
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excuse me? Translation please.


 

offline Bob Mcbob on 2005-06-22 07:24 [#01640491]
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Babelfish says:

Smettilla to speak, you do not know of that you say. Uste
not conces to tridenti entonces not empiezes to sacar
chistes de el; It holds Respeto!


 

offline WooferAttack from Milano (Italy) on 2005-06-22 07:28 [#01640492]
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"Smettilla di parlare, tu non sai quello che dici"


 

offline Xeron from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-06-22 07:38 [#01640498]
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lol, they really should make a better translator. That was
terrible. By the way only the first line was in italian the
sencond was in spanish.


 


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