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there are circa 0,3 liters of high percentage liquor in my carpet. how do i get rid of the smell? or will it stop to smell when it's dry? the smell is intense. |
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i wanted to put salt on the carpet, because, you know, the liquor would diffuse to the salt. but, sadly, i dont have salt. |
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i dont think i know anyone who doesn't have salt. you need salt. salt is the way to go. salt. funny word! |
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i found some salt actually. i'll see what happens .... |
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of course, by the time you've read this, it's way too late for salt. salt absorption requires instant action. |
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but it's still wet ... phff .. i'll try to cover the smell with shower foam .. the smell is really ridiculously intense. |
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Spread loads of orange peel, it will neutralise the odour, as for the alcohol in the carpet i'd get rid of it as it may begin to ferment (more smell). |
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light a match and toss it onto the carpet...that will clear the smell up quite nicely. seriously do it, it will work trust me! |
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is the carpet movable? boil ginger in water and pour it on the spot. |
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if its a spirit then the smell should go. just go to you local shop and buy a stain devil or equivalent. |
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ok, I'm sorry for asking this, but didn't you leave after having characterized every single type of person as a twat in that thread of yours? |
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no i didnt, i dont know. uhm. down with xlt. |
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hahah! that's your parole lately! |
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hm .. i tried several things. nothing really helped yet. i'll let my grandfather do it. |
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soak it in tomato juice. |
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will he use a sword and cut out the smelly part? |
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Lick her in the carpet? |
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This is like an old folk tune I had a little hen that had a wooden leg best little hen that ever laid an egg Liquor in the carpet and ya can't get it out The way to get the liquor out is lick it with your mouth |
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(sung to the tune of sugar in the gourd) |
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hahahaha! |
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That song was in one of Gojira's shares a while back. Terrific folk music with mandolin and fiddle. |
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yeah, but you made up the last four lines, right? |
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It's supposed to be: sugar in the gourd and ya can't get it out the way to get the sugar out is roll the gourd about I think it's either about jerking off or about a vampire trying to get at a fetus. |
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maybe it's both? doing both at the same time? art is wacky. |
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...her?! |
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since when did the carpet become female? |
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Ever heard the expression carpetmunchers? |
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no, explain..... |
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You better be joking... |
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hahahahahahahahahahahaha...... hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm... yes/no/maybe/better be sure..... |
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Ok, just to be sure : Carpetmuncher means lesbian, you do the rest. |
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I swear this topic is about getting the smell out of a normal carpet (not the one found between legs). I probably should of paid more attention to the previous posts. sorry. |
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Heh, I know what the thread is about, but my perverted brain converted/dechipered it into "lick her in the carpet" and I decided to share my observation as a little novelty. |
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I wouldn't recomend putting suger in her carpet. By the way your head has bulged and your eyes look evil, maybe you're possesed. (sign of the cross) |
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I noticed, it happened about 20 minutes after I finished watching the rubber-johnny movie, what a strange coincidence :) |
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oh dear, it looks like trip to the exorcist with you. Wouldn't want you to miss any XLT time due to your headaches. |
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A good line of coke should take care of that. |
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lol. only until you run out of money, coke and faith. |
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men have some kind of carpets, too. |
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