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someone posted this site the other day but i can't find the thread, anyway this is pretty funny and so so true: The Dance music that Chavs listen to is quite distinct. The dance music genre is now so big that I feel the need to be more specific about the type of dance music Chavs listen to. For a start, forget Four Tet, Aphex Twin and Mr. Scruff etc, Chavs like their dance music a little less sophisticated. That's right, moronic trance and garage beats is what your Chavster likes! Increasingly the crossover sound is where it's at. This usually means pairing up a R&B Diva with a rapper... usually Sean Paul! |
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garage is cool though! |
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garage? more like garbage :D |
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<dariusgriffin>Deep.</dariusgriffin> |
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garage is cool, in the same way that throwing bricks at kids is cool. |
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i'm afraid i found it not funny at all.. mere common sense.. i really don't get the point of this thread. |
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you obviously don't suffer the debates with some of the twats I know, with them saying that "if its more popular it must be better" |
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that's pretty pathetic.. so britney is better than good underground rock? national socialism was better than democracy because it was more popular in the 30s? there are so many flaws in what they're saying you should find it easy to reduce them to tears with some logic. the two examples above are pretty shit but if you talk to them about this for a while, there are plenty of ways, using language cleverly and without swearing or getting passionate, that you could back them into a corner and literally reduce them to a babbling mess. |
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i think basically it said aphex twin. |
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Hardly. The most prominent feature of idiocy is its inability to recognize itself as such. The idiot has no way of knowing when it has lost an argument and is therefore always right. I call it the Invulnerable Armor of Ignorance. |
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you're quite right, and it can be really very infuriating to deal with. however, when you manage to make a breakthrough, of breaking a comparison with something else down to something very simple, the truth of which is undisputable, they soon realise they're wrong and often fly into a rage of defensiveness which i never fail to find amusing. |
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I just spent the weekend with a buch of morons who listened to nothing but hip hop and proclaimed all my music was noise and "just pressing buttons." Fun. |
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I was told by one total chav idiot that I was the "only person who likes Square- ("whatever his name is") -pusher and your a loner for listening to that shit" this particular dick was hearing Craig David on his eyepod at the time. I was enraged at the arrogance. |
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"garage is cool, in the same way that throwing bricks at kids is cool. " hahaha cool! I wanna a garage! |
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I was going mental to some static from the tv on full volume and my friends were like 'that's just some noise twat' and I was like wtf youre such a chav. |
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so is Chav the English codeword for intolerably obnoxious fucktard imbecile? |
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some two members had a bad schooltrip but are very special though |
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what exactly are you talking about? |
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genuius |
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laugh on line |
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There are generally two schools of thought, one the police code used to describe that sort of person: C.H.A.V. Council Housed And Violent. The other is a corruption of chavvy (meaning either child or gypsy, depending on who you talk to). I think all the above works, they are typically: Violent, Council-housed, Childish pikeys. |
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thank you for clearing that up... I thought I was gonna be left hanging on that one. :D |
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I understand well the chav problem, but to me this sounds like plain racism all the way mr penexpers! Such generalisation always leads to worse things... |
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you haven't heard have you? Penexpers is a selfconfessed racist who supports the BNP. (this is just a factual statement, purely objective penexpers) ;) |
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there is no, never was and never will be any point to this thread. |
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how can the original post percieved to be racist? |
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I was also wondering that. |
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I listened to Garage about 8 years ago(yes yes i know) - i still think EZ is a quality DJ, Bryan G(dnb DJ) taught him how to mix back in the day and he does some pretty sick stuff... the rest of them suck though |
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Heheh, I enjoy some garage too. I even thought 21 Seconds was pretty catchy. I just try and ignore the lyrics on the whole. |
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i wasn't reffering to the first post. I was "talking" generally. I don't like chavs either :) |
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i wasn't reffering to the first post. I was "talking" generally. I don't like chavs either :) |
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I went on holiday to greece a few years ago and EZ was double dropping 2 step and cutting up tunes/scratching like live remixing i was quite taken aback i must say.. |
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i wasn't reffering to the first post. I was "talking" generally. I don't like chavs either :) |
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what is garage? |
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seek answers |
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that guide is so awesome |
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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH well I just heard some samples of 'garage' and 'speed garage' and I can vouch for those that haven't heard it yet, yes, it's as bad as they say it is. |
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Nah some is ok!! Definitley a chav genre but lets be honest people, speed up those UK grooves and you have jungle, slow them down and you have grime. At least its funky - the commercial crap is bollocks, with all those pop singers - but there's some alright stuff. The Streets - Has it Come To This, is a CHOON, my friends. |
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so last yearr |
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