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offline stefano_azevedo from Pindorama (Brazil) on 2005-06-04 18:39 [#01622947]
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i was in the public bathroom washing my hands.
i was going to get the drying paper, but my hands were wet
and i teared it. so i dryed my hands in my pants to be able
to pull the paper, finaly got it and then i noticed i didnt
need it anymore.


 

offline dog_belch from Netherlands, The on 2005-06-04 18:41 [#01622949]
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I always dry my hands on my pants / trousers, specifically
the seat, so, no, sorry.


 

offline xceque on 2005-06-04 18:46 [#01622954]
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No, never.

Hang around in public toilets a lot, do you?


 

offline stefano_azevedo from Pindorama (Brazil) on 2005-06-04 18:54 [#01622960]
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by public in this specific happening i meant the shopping
mall toilet


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2005-06-04 18:55 [#01622961]
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not the shopping mall toilet?!


 

offline bob from Nottingham (United Kingdom) on 2005-06-04 18:59 [#01622963]
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you're off the old rocker, i reckon


 

offline dog_belch from Netherlands, The on 2005-06-04 19:01 [#01622964]
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Whilst I may not have dried my hands in an effort to extract
paper to dry further my hands, I have smeared the words
"Help ME" in my own excrement on the walls, and been noshed
off by septuagenarian standing in a bag, in a public toilet.


 

offline CS2x from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-06-04 19:01 [#01622965]
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I hate using public toilets. People look at me.


 

offline stefano_azevedo from Pindorama (Brazil) on 2005-06-04 19:07 [#01622969]
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public toilets worth by their philosophy.
you are there pissing and reading anonimously texts writen
in the walls


 

offline Dannn_ from United Kingdom on 2005-06-04 19:09 [#01622970]
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I once got repremanded by a stranger for drinking beer
whilst mid-stream. But I fail to see the problem.


 

offline dog_belch from Netherlands, The on 2005-06-04 19:13 [#01622971]
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I always do that, I like the completeness of beer going in
one end and coming out the other, I feel part of the harmony
of the universe.

There's only three reasons why you should criticise a fellow
urinator:

touching your bum
staring at your cock
standing too near to you when there was ample room further
up the trough.

Anything else is fair game and should go uncommented upon.


 

offline stefano_azevedo from Pindorama (Brazil) on 2005-06-04 19:15 [#01622972]
Points: 4396 Status: Regular | Followup to dog_belch: #01622971



explain how did you manage writing with your poop & fixing
in the wall

i need to learn this


 

offline CS2x from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-06-04 19:17 [#01622973]
Points: 5079 Status: Lurker



I can't help but feel immensely paranoid while urinating. I
sense that there are strange glances in the general
direction of my penis, but I am too scared to look in case
the eyes of the possible observer meet mine, thus creating a
dreadfully awkward situation.


 

offline i_x_ten from arsemuncher on 2005-06-04 19:17 [#01622974]
Points: 10031 Status: Regular | Followup to stefano_azevedo: #01622972



you pick the shit up and smear it around to make
pictures/write things. you can smear it on your body as
well, if you so wish.


 

offline i_x_ten from arsemuncher on 2005-06-04 19:18 [#01622976]
Points: 10031 Status: Regular | Followup to CS2x: #01622973



it means you are gay.


 

offline CS2x from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-06-04 19:19 [#01622977]
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It could well mean that.


 

offline Dannn_ from United Kingdom on 2005-06-04 19:20 [#01622978]
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obviously you smear it on your own body, theres no need to
patronise him


 

offline stefano_azevedo from Pindorama (Brazil) on 2005-06-04 19:20 [#01622979]
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it means you are gay.



 

offline i_x_ten from arsemuncher on 2005-06-04 19:20 [#01622980]
Points: 10031 Status: Regular | Followup to CS2x: #01622977



actually if you catch someone looking at your knob, look
back at theirs and laugh pitifully.


 

offline JivverDicker from my house on 2005-06-04 19:20 [#01622982]
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Just whistle a made up tune really loud.


 

offline stefano_azevedo from Pindorama (Brazil) on 2005-06-04 19:22 [#01622985]
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how could i forget this site
LAZY_TITLE


 

offline i_x_ten from arsemuncher on 2005-06-04 19:22 [#01622986]
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if you can whistle words, wistle me this

In the heart of Transylvan-ia,
In the Vampire Hall of Fame-yeah,
There's not a vampire zanier than...
DUCKULA!

He won't bite beast or man,
'Cos he's a vegetari-an. (Aagh!)
And things never run to plan for...
DUCKULA!

If you're looking for some fun,
You can always count upon,
Come and find the one they call...
DUCKULA!


 

offline CS2x from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-06-04 19:23 [#01622988]
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One could turn toward the observer with a big grin on his
face, and piss straight at him. He'll be getting what he
wants, after all.


 

offline mappatazee from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2005-06-04 19:33 [#01622993]
Points: 14294 Status: Lurker | Followup to : #01622990



fucking mother fucker



 

offline stefano_azevedo from Pindorama (Brazil) on 2005-06-04 19:55 [#01623012]
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it were nice deleting that horrible pic.
thank you mods, i am sorry
there will not be next time!


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-06-05 01:49 [#01623064]
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I wish I could have seen it. The walls sure look white
today. Aren't there "trees" or something somewhere? In the
words of peter file, this appears to be a complete
non-secular once again.


 

offline i_x_ten from arsemuncher on 2005-06-05 09:21 [#01623236]
Points: 10031 Status: Regular | Followup to stefano_azevedo: #01622947



worse things could happen, like accidently putting your wank
sock back on your foot.


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2005-06-05 09:23 [#01623238]
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public toilets, oh no, no way.


 


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