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w M w
from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-06-02 16:10 [#01620829]
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Ned's goal is to drink all the orange juice. XH411's goal is to drink all the milk!! At first it seems they can coexist in harmony as Ned was not interested in milk, only orange juice, and vice versa for XH411!!!!!
Ned's orange juice factory, however, produced live cows as pollution from the complex chemical reactions required to make his orange juice! Xh411 soon realized that the more orange juice Ned produced to drink, the more live cows were produced as a biproduct and thus the more milk he himself could drink!!!! Therefore he diverted all his attention to planting orange trees to help Ned produce both orange juice and cows faster.
This game is for playstation 2 by the way. Ok, now just so happens that these cows favorite food was, you guessed it, oranges from the orange trees.
Ok, so in this game, you control XH411, a robot with an attitude. Your goal is to plant the orange trees strategically so that:
a) Ned maximizes his orange juice and thus live cow output b) keep the cows from eating ALL the oranges c) feed the cows just enough oranges so they don't starve
You have to herd the cows into your farm on the bottom right of the screen, WHILE planting the oranges. The highest score is 157 orange trees and NINETY NINETY NINE and A HALF teen! cows and 187 glasses of milk, in only 14 minutes!!!!! That's insane and I could never top that. This is a very good game idea and I will post the cover art MAYBE. but probably not.
And now a question from the movie "seven" asked to John Doe. "When someone is insane, as you... clearly are, do you know that you're insane?" The answer is 157 orangesORANGES!!!
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r40f
from qrters tea party on 2005-06-02 16:13 [#01620833]
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SimStupid?
i think it's a good idea and i would like to play this game.
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w M w
from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-06-02 16:20 [#01620838]
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I'm trying to earn the worst post ever award again this year. Saying this is a good idea certainly won't help with the judges.
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w M w
from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-06-02 16:25 [#01620842]
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Someone try to post something really really stupid. Not quickly randomly generated stupid but just pure well crafted stupidity. Thanks in advance.
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dog_belch
from Netherlands, The on 2005-06-02 16:25 [#01620845]
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Check the first post.
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w M w
from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-06-02 16:27 [#01620851]
Points: 21454 Status: Regular | Followup to dog_belch: #01620845
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Oh, pshaw! *blushes*
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J198
from Maastricht (Netherlands, The) on 2005-06-02 16:30 [#01620856]
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+fav
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w M w
from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-06-02 16:30 [#01620857]
Points: 21454 Status: Regular | Followup to dog_belch: #01620845
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dog_belch, we have not recieved your paperwork for the xltronic boycott. You will be joining us won't you? It will be the grandest most spectacular boycott ever. And there will be cake and balloons.
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plaidzebra
from so long, xlt on 2005-06-02 16:31 [#01620858]
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crafted stupidity is false stupidity, and therefore not stupid at all.
innit?
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w M w
from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-06-02 16:35 [#01620862]
Points: 21454 Status: Regular | Followup to plaidzebra: #01620858
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wow... that was deep.
This thread is as pointless as rotating the square shape in tetris.
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hevquip
from megagram dusk sect (United States) on 2005-06-02 16:42 [#01620870]
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what? i thought this game was real and then i kept reading and found out it wasn't was like like "what the fuck!" because i want this game.
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w M w
from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-06-02 16:46 [#01620873]
Points: 21454 Status: Regular | Followup to hevquip: #01620870
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I think a new tetris shape should be a lobster.
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Taxidermist
from Black Grass on 2005-06-02 17:00 [#01620879]
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Its a fun game your playing, but I think the only people around here who get banned are those that don't deserve it.
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w M w
from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-06-02 17:46 [#01620905]
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I heard the geico gecko will have his own saturday morning cartoon. He truly is a deep and lovable character and I wish him all the best.
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CS2x
from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-06-02 18:12 [#01620919]
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EXAMPLLE
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