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offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-06-02 16:10 [#01620829]
Points: 21454 Status: Regular



Ned's goal is to drink all the orange juice. XH411's goal
is to drink all the milk!! At first it seems they can
coexist in harmony as Ned was not interested in milk, only
orange juice, and vice versa for XH411!!!!!

Ned's orange juice factory, however, produced live cows as
pollution from the complex chemical reactions required to
make his orange juice! Xh411 soon realized that the more
orange juice Ned produced to drink, the more live cows were
produced as a biproduct and thus the more milk he himself
could drink!!!! Therefore he diverted all his attention to
planting orange trees to help Ned produce both orange juice
and cows faster.
This game is for playstation 2 by the way.
Ok, now just so happens that these cows favorite food
was, you guessed it, oranges from the orange trees.

Ok, so in this game, you control XH411, a robot with an
attitude. Your goal is to plant the orange trees
strategically so that:
a) Ned maximizes his orange juice and thus live cow output
b) keep the cows from eating ALL the oranges
c) feed the cows just enough oranges so they don't starve

You have to herd the cows into your farm on the bottom right
of the screen, WHILE planting the oranges. The highest score
is 157 orange trees and NINETY NINETY NINE and A HALF
teen! cows and 187 glasses of milk, in only 14 minutes!!!!!
That's insane and I could never top that. This is a very
good game idea and I will post the cover art MAYBE. but
probably not.

And now a question from the movie "seven" asked to John Doe.
"When someone is insane, as you... clearly are, do you
know that you're insane?" The answer is 157
orangesORANGES!!!



 

offline r40f from qrters tea party on 2005-06-02 16:13 [#01620833]
Points: 14210 Status: Regular



SimStupid?

i think it's a good idea and i would like to play this game.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-06-02 16:20 [#01620838]
Points: 21454 Status: Regular



I'm trying to earn the worst post ever award again this
year. Saying this is a good idea certainly won't help
with the judges.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-06-02 16:25 [#01620842]
Points: 21454 Status: Regular



Someone try to post something really really stupid. Not
quickly randomly generated stupid but just pure well crafted
stupidity. Thanks in advance.


 

offline dog_belch from Netherlands, The on 2005-06-02 16:25 [#01620845]
Points: 15098 Status: Addict | Followup to w M w: #01620842 | Show recordbag



Check the first post.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-06-02 16:27 [#01620851]
Points: 21454 Status: Regular | Followup to dog_belch: #01620845



Oh, pshaw! *blushes*


 

offline J198 from Maastricht (Netherlands, The) on 2005-06-02 16:30 [#01620856]
Points: 7342 Status: Lurker | Show recordbag



+fav


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-06-02 16:30 [#01620857]
Points: 21454 Status: Regular | Followup to dog_belch: #01620845



dog_belch, we have not recieved your paperwork for the
xltronic boycott. You will be joining us won't you?
It will be the grandest most spectacular boycott ever. And
there will be cake and balloons.


 

offline plaidzebra from so long, xlt on 2005-06-02 16:31 [#01620858]
Points: 5678 Status: Lurker



crafted stupidity is false stupidity, and therefore not
stupid at all.
innit?


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-06-02 16:35 [#01620862]
Points: 21454 Status: Regular | Followup to plaidzebra: #01620858



wow... that was deep.

This thread is as pointless as rotating the square shape in
tetris.


 

offline hevquip from megagram dusk sect (United States) on 2005-06-02 16:42 [#01620870]
Points: 3381 Status: Regular



what? i thought this game was real and then i kept reading
and found out it wasn't was like like "what the fuck!"
because i want this game.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-06-02 16:46 [#01620873]
Points: 21454 Status: Regular | Followup to hevquip: #01620870



I think a new tetris shape should be a lobster.


 

offline Taxidermist from Black Grass on 2005-06-02 17:00 [#01620879]
Points: 9958 Status: Lurker | Followup to w M w: #01620873



Its a fun game your playing, but I think the only people
around here who get banned are those that don't deserve it.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-06-02 17:46 [#01620905]
Points: 21454 Status: Regular



I heard the geico gecko will have his own saturday morning
cartoon. He truly is a deep and lovable character and I wish
him all the best.


 

offline CS2x from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-06-02 18:12 [#01620919]
Points: 5079 Status: Lurker



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