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I was riding my bicycle, came to an intersection with a red light, and since there was no traffic in sight I crossed. On the other side a bicycling hippie with a long grey beard said to me, "hey man, there ain't no lights or nothing". I think in his mind he was being witty. |
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Oh, also today a record store clerk gave me a pez! It was purple flavour. My life just keeps getting better. |
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hahaha well that's excellent. |
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You know what'd be cool is a RDJ head pez dispenser. All evil smile, tilting back and dispensing the old aphex acid from his voice-box. |
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oh man, that's a good idea! e-mail it to rephlex and i think they'll be genuinely surprised that there is still an ultra-exploitative channel they haven't yet stamped the aphex logo onto. |
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Yeah it would dispense tabs with the rdj grin. Merchandiiiise |
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!BRILLIANT! you are the best marketing strategy fleetmouse. |
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dispense tabs with more that yellow orange and pink colours, but have "aphex acid" printed on them. and make them with that stuff so it fizzles in your mouth! BINGO |
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I bet you're really glad being called a "best marketing strategy", Kevin. |
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P.S. I don't get the hippie story. |
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"hey man, there ain't no lights or nothing". But there were traffic lights, you said so yourself. People like shouldn't be let near the road, fucking hippy, what the hell's arse are they on about? |
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it's a disgrace, a fuckin disgrace. |
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I fucking hate things like that. Some dickwad says something gormless and unfunny, you say "What the fuck are you on about?" and they all act "Hey man, chill out, what's your problem?" and you think "You started fucking talking to me with your meaningless horseshit, you witless fuck, and now you're trying to make out that I'm the prick AAAAHHHH!" Crap like that happens to me, ALL THE TIME. |
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it's a disgrace, a cockin disgrace. |
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woah guys, smoke more dope and save more whales, you'll get it man. |
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I've been in that situation. Yes! |
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Me neither, and I'm glad. If we got it, we'd probably be listening to the grateful dead and braiding love beads into our wiglets. |
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this is the standard of excellence that has made me a moderator and you a best marketing strategy. |
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"Hello? Yes, productivity on Aphex Pez is up 50%. Miss qrter, take a letter." |
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mm.. could you be the first Comedy Boss that actually looks kind of good..? "goddamn... eeeEEEEPOOOOOOHSSSS!!!! IN MY SLEEPING-OFFICE!! NOW EPOHS!!!" |
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hahaha, safety hippie... thats a good one. I wonder what greater good he thought he was serving by informing you that traffic lights exist with an aire of completely unfunny sarcasm. |
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if that ever happens again you should beat a bitch. |
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strangers rarely talk to me. which was why i was surprised last week to find a woman coming up to me and asking me where the police station was. a normal question you would've thought, had she not just walked straight past it. then she preceded to complain about getting a parking ticket - yes, ok, i've had a few, and it's not nice. but then telling me she was illegally parked, but had been parking there for the last 8 years. really? have you? so you've been parking 50 yards from the police station everyday for the last 8 years and you don't know where it is. AND you've only just been done for the first time. i was tempted to go into the police station to update them with this information. given that she had parked illegally eveyday for the last 8 years i worked out she owed roughly £86,700. |
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Mr Belch, I'd like a full report on the dickwad account on my bedside table by monday morning. |
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Maybe they'd cut you in for a piece of the action. |
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it's _Belch, sir. |
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rather then his head, we could have his arse, and it despensed analords? |
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once an old man asked me for directions to someplace and i gave him wrong directions. then he came back and asked again. i said" oh, sorry" and gave him wrong directions again. he didnt coem back after that. haha now i remmeber how funny that was. |
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what the fuck is supposed to be funny about wasting an old guy's time? |
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It's been done already. |
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