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offline i_x_ten from arsemuncher on 2005-05-25 11:01 [#01611692]
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i have just bought 24 bottles of carlsberg for £10 in
tesco. whilst cracking open my 3rd bottle i suddenly
noticed it was best before feb '05. i am almost certain it
wasn't mentioned on the sign... obv i can get a refund but
FFS fucking tesco i hate them. i hate society fuck ing fuck.
i will probably still drink it. shit. assholes. anyone else
been in a similar situation?


 

offline ToXikFB on 2005-05-25 11:07 [#01611693]
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go back to the store and unload a mouthfull of it on the
manager


 

offline Dannn_ from United Kingdom on 2005-05-25 11:07 [#01611694]
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Maybe you should shove one of the bottles up your whinging
arse. You know, as a protest.


 

offline lupus yonderboy from 1970. (United Kingdom) on 2005-05-25 11:15 [#01611705]
Points: 1985 Status: Lurker



if you get all 24 in you by 9 i guarentee you you'll not
give a shit. You might find your hangover worse than usual
tho: out of date beer does bad things inside, i'd phone
armitage shanks before i'd phone tesco.


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2005-05-25 11:15 [#01611706]
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ehh you could sue them


 

offline lupus yonderboy from 1970. (United Kingdom) on 2005-05-25 11:24 [#01611714]
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sueing is for americans


 

offline i_x_ten from arsemuncher on 2005-05-25 11:27 [#01611721]
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man, i only even checked the label cos i thought it tasted a
bit perculiar.

i fucking hate tesco. they move the whole store around
every 3 days so you can't find what you want, they only put
offers on things you don't wanna buy, they've never got any
decent magazines in stock, their self service sucks (why
should you have to do the job of an employee?? you should at
least get a fucking rebate on your bill for saving them on
labour, cheeky fuckers) they've just sold me out of date
lager, their staff are thicko spazzes, they sold me a pack
of small silver rizla then the week after the same woman who
served me the rizla told me they 'didnt exist, and she had
never sold any in her 11 years of being there.' Their fresh
bread is crap and overproofed and always falls apart and is
so spongey it could mop up the red sea. the fridge that
holds the snack sandwhiches doesn't hold temperature...
mmmmmmm sweaty ham salad..... there is never enough staff
on the tobacco keiosk. the staff on the tobacco kiosk don't
know where the 'Camels' are. the staff on the tobacco kiosk
piss me off. the whole fucking shop pisses me off. arrrgh i
hate tesco, i really fucking do. but there are no other
local shops apart from a newsagent.


 

offline KADO from The Belafonte (United Kingdom) on 2005-05-25 11:28 [#01611722]
Points: 1484 Status: Regular | Followup to i_x_ten: #01611692



Yeah it's illegal for them to sell you out of date stuff, a
few days is not a big deal but a few months is fucking
bollocks!

I used to work for those scumbags...they have plenty of
tricks
to get around it, like putting a reduced sticker over the
date, when you rip it off, the date goes with it.

I also had to work on the deli counter for a while....one
day I went through the stock cupboard and found a load of
stuff that was months out of date. I got told off for
throwing it the bin, my manager dug the stuff out of the
bin, re-wrapped it and sold it!!! I stopped working for
them not long after.

On top of that... all the shit that DID get lobbed away was
taken to the canteen by a small italian lady and turned into
staff meals.



 

offline ToXikFB on 2005-05-25 11:29 [#01611724]
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Who needs tesco!

"Under The Tree At Spar!"


 

offline i_x_ten from arsemuncher on 2005-05-25 11:31 [#01611728]
Points: 10031 Status: Regular | Followup to ToXikFB: #01611724



spar is too far away and more expensive but at least their
beer is chilled in shop


 

offline lupus yonderboy from 1970. (United Kingdom) on 2005-05-25 11:31 [#01611729]
Points: 1985 Status: Lurker



go eat a toad. in comparison you'll find tescos isnt that
bad.


 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2005-05-25 13:00 [#01611832]
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tell someone who cares, like nicky campbell or esther
rantzen


 

offline Raz0rBlade_uk on 2005-05-25 13:04 [#01611837]
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yeah, they're cunts alright

their enterprise value is £50.52B


 

offline i_x_ten from arsemuncher on 2005-05-25 16:27 [#01612037]
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i think i will.

KADO mate, thats bang out of order mate, well out of town.


 

offline Raz0rBlade_uk on 2005-05-25 16:39 [#01612048]
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shit i worked there too. they fucking turn that shit into
staff meals!? Fucking hell. I'm glad I only at one meal from
them. but seriously fucking hell that's just horrible. I
worked on the checkout so I didn't know about any of that.
It's scummy and exploitative. Greedy fucks.
There's so many sociological things I could say about this
but I can't be fooked.

DOWN WITH TESCOS! I hate capitalism with a passion.


 

offline i_x_ten from arsemuncher on 2005-05-25 16:45 [#01612056]
Points: 10031 Status: Regular | Followup to Raz0rBlade_uk: #01612048



yo ugo girl!


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2005-05-25 16:47 [#01612057]
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tesco = handy


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2005-05-25 16:51 [#01612059]
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There's so many sociological things I could say about
this


doubtful


 

offline i_x_ten from arsemuncher on 2005-05-25 17:04 [#01612063]
Points: 10031 Status: Regular



girlz wiv attitude


 


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