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Contact Lenses : How the fuck ddo you put them in!?
 

offline DeleriousWeasel from Guam on 2005-05-21 13:12 [#01607416]
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*******Help needed urgently*******

I've just got contact lenses and I cant bloody put them into
my eyes! I did it easily yesterday but now I cant see to be
able to do it! its been a bloody hour and I cant put the
damn things in!! ARGH!! so fucking pissed off with them!!!


 

offline corrupted-girl on 2005-05-21 13:13 [#01607418]
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well, maybe give it a break for a bit.

then try again, dont hesitate. just jam it right in!


 

offline Raz0rBlade_uk on 2005-05-21 13:13 [#01607420]
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Don't think you can. Know you can.


 

offline corrupted-girl on 2005-05-21 13:14 [#01607422]
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why are you wearing contacts anyways..? glasses are hot.


 

offline _gvarek_ from next to you (Poland) on 2005-05-21 13:14 [#01607424]
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i wear glasses, an get the 100th piont :-]


 

offline dog_belch from Netherlands, The on 2005-05-21 13:14 [#01607426]
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You did it weasily yesterday.


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2005-05-21 13:15 [#01607427]
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Put the lense on he ti of your index finger, hold the bottom
of your eye with the middle finger of the same hand, use the
other hand to hold open the top of your eye and put the
lense in. You might find it easier if you have a little
solution inside the cup of the lense it helps it stick to
your eye instead of your finger.

Note, never put contact lenses in after smoking because you
will look as though you have been crying for three weeks
without stop.


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2005-05-21 13:15 [#01607428]
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i was going to get contacts but everryone warrned me that
i'd only poke both of my eyes physically out.


 

offline _gvarek_ from next to you (Poland) on 2005-05-21 13:15 [#01607429]
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am I hot then?


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2005-05-21 13:17 [#01607433]
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no they'rre not. they'rre hot if the perrson is hot
anyway... same goes forr gingerr hairr.


 

offline corrupted-girl on 2005-05-21 13:17 [#01607435]
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post a pic and ill tell you!


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2005-05-21 13:18 [#01607436]
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and a perrsons 'naturral' smell.


 

offline DeleriousWeasel from Guam on 2005-05-21 13:20 [#01607441]
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thank you so much, especially for that tip about the
solution in the cup of the lense. I'm off to try it again
now abd will post back when It's done.

and yes _gvarek_ you are damn hot with those glasses, I only
wear contacts because weasels can't really look hot either
way and glasses just don't suit me.


 

offline uzim on 2005-05-21 13:20 [#01607444]
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my brother is supposed to wear contact lenses...

i remember at the beginning he had to go back to the
ophtalmologist because he couldn't remove them, no matter
how he tried.


 

offline uzim on 2005-05-21 13:24 [#01607450]
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i wear glasses... i think i look better without them, but
it's not like my appearance was important anyway, and i
don't want to bother with contact lenses; tried them once,
didn't like the contact at all and yes, very hard to put in
and remove. guess it's a matter of habit. but then again, if
you ever get caught in a sandstorm and sand comes in-between
your contact lenses and your eyes... ouch.


 

offline DeleriousWeasel from Guam on 2005-05-21 13:32 [#01607464]
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33k this is now making me feel better at having splashed out
a bit too much money on them! and I still can't put them in!
where is divine intervention in a moment like this?!


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2005-05-21 13:33 [#01607468]
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33 thousand pounds! you've been rripped off.


 

offline DeleriousWeasel from Guam on 2005-05-21 13:38 [#01607483]
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lol no sorry I meant EEK! but have a habit of slipping into
1337 speech for that single word.

LEFT ONE IS IN! I REPEAT, LEFT ONE IS IN! ITS ALL GRAVY!
O_-


 

offline evolume from seattle (United States) on 2005-05-21 13:50 [#01607506]
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if you put a drop of solution on them first it sometimes
helps.
also, put the edge of the lens on first and let the
capillary action sort of suck it onto your eyeball.

hmm.. i'll draw you a picture...


 

offline DeleriousWeasel from Guam on 2005-05-21 13:52 [#01607515]
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I'VE DONE IT!! THEY'RE IN!! DESPITTE 40-1 ODDS!

O_O

YEAH!
and the results ain't half bad either! I can see all your
avatars at last!


 

offline evolume from seattle (United States) on 2005-05-21 13:54 [#01607516]
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here you go


Attached picture

 

offline evolume from seattle (United States) on 2005-05-21 13:54 [#01607517]
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oh. nevermind.
congratulations


 

offline redrum from the allman brothers band (Ireland) on 2005-05-21 13:55 [#01607519]
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how kind :)


 

offline evolume from seattle (United States) on 2005-05-21 13:57 [#01607524]
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i like to help out a bit. i once drew a schematic for
someone on how to peel a hard boiled egg. i think it was
for marlowe, i don't remember...


 

offline CS2x from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-05-21 14:18 [#01607568]
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You have restored my faith in humanity.


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2005-05-21 14:19 [#01607570]
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and you rre-posted it forr me


 

offline DeleriousWeasel from Guam on 2005-05-21 14:27 [#01607583]
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thank you so much evolume that was really kind of you to do
the drawing for me! wow I feel so honoured that you chose to
spend a few seconds of your life on me! :)


 


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