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Have You Started Playing The Game Of Life Yet?
 

offline morpheustheguru on 2005-05-12 17:18 [#01596877]
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Welcome To The Game......

The Game of Life answers questions like:
"What is the meaning of life?" & "Why are we here?"

This Is Your First Clue...You Jack Into The Game When You
Fall Asleep At Night And Dream! :eek:

Here is a game manual to get you started:

http://thegameoflife.cjb.net/

(mirror site)
http://www.angelfire.com/games5/gabelogan/

See you guys in The Game - Sweet Dreams - Morpheus



 

offline big from lsg on 2005-05-12 17:20 [#01596878]
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we're not into this kind of stuff


 

offline denniscpearce from Canada on 2005-05-12 17:20 [#01596879]
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see ya then


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2005-05-12 17:20 [#01596881]
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anal sex


 

offline mappatazee from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2005-05-12 17:24 [#01596889]
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offline scup_bucket from bloated exploding piss pockets on 2005-05-12 17:25 [#01596891]
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there is a link button, if you're too lazy to click it then
I'm too lazy to open a new window and copy-paste the
address(s) you provided, which, I have a feeling, would be
very unsatisfactory.

---> http://www.analsex.com <---


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2005-05-12 17:26 [#01596892]
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1UP!

1UP!

1UP!


 

offline denniscpearce from Canada on 2005-05-12 17:27 [#01596897]
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its full of gems such as these


Remember, to play The Game Of Life is FREE! Because it is
played in the spiritworld or "dreamworld".

You just need FOOD for your physical body And a place to
fall asleep. Your physical body just holds your mind
anchored to the physical plane.



 

offline denniscpearce from Canada on 2005-05-12 17:28 [#01596898]
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6. [K] Mineralogy: Knowledge about minerals and
diamonds. The ability to search out and find the secret
applications of minerals.


thats a recommended skill for thegame


 

offline darkpromenade from Australia on 2005-05-12 17:28 [#01596899]
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you wank dogs, no?


 

offline denniscpearce from Canada on 2005-05-12 17:29 [#01596901]
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wtf

SWEEP YOUR ROOM



In any room you stay, whether it is a hotel, or in your
home, when you FEEL it, sweep your room for all insects,
especially FLIES.

Make sure, whenever you see any type of fly in your room,
get rid of it immediately.

If you happen to kill an insect, BURN INCENSE IMMEDIATELY IN
YOUR ROOM TO CLEANSE THE AIR YOU BREATH.



WAITING IN LINES



Whenever you enter any place ( whether indoors or outdoors )
and you enter into a situation where you have to 'get on a
line', that is, other people stand in front and behind you,
PAY ATTENTION to your environment.

This means, make a mental note of the people standing in
front or behind you. Also notice if (as you are getting on
line) IF ANYONE CUTS IN FRONT OF YOU - if this happens -
MAKE SURE YOUR EMOTIONS ARE IN CHECK. This means, DO NOT
FEEL ANGER the patience you are accruing will help you not
to feel anger.



 

offline denniscpearce from Canada on 2005-05-12 17:30 [#01596903]
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especially FLIES


 

offline big from lsg on 2005-05-12 17:30 [#01596904]
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yea, what about drinks, dont you need to drink?
and god, where would we be without him?


 

offline handoverthecart on 2005-05-12 17:31 [#01596905]
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14. [K] Recipe: Knowledge about cooking ingredients and how
to prepare them. How the mixture of various ingredients
affects the mind.


 

offline denniscpearce from Canada on 2005-05-12 17:31 [#01596906]
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You Jack Into The Game When You Fall Asleep At Night And
Dream!


 

offline jkd from Twitch City (Canada) on 2005-05-12 17:31 [#01596907]
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"let's play 20 questions"
"ok"
"is it a mineral?"
"yes"
"is it a tank?"
"yes! whoa, you won it in two, dude!"
"all thanks to my degree in mineralogy!"



 

offline scup_bucket from bloated exploding piss pockets on 2005-05-12 17:31 [#01596908]
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was this made by someone with OCD?


 

offline denniscpearce from Canada on 2005-05-12 17:32 [#01596909]
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<META NAME="Generator" CONTENT="Microsoft Word 97">
<META NAME="KEYWORDS" CONTENT="game,of,life,the game of
life,dnd,matrix">


 

offline vlari from beyond the valley of the LOLs on 2005-05-12 17:34 [#01596911]
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banalord


 

offline handoverthecart on 2005-05-12 17:34 [#01596913]
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I can't wait to Jack Into The Game tonight.


 

offline impakt from where we do not speak of! on 2005-05-12 17:36 [#01596914]
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This could very well be the most retarded thing I've ever
seen. It's as taken straight out of an episode of South
Park.



 

offline denniscpearce from Canada on 2005-05-12 17:37 [#01596917]
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i bet the creator of this page was like
oh dear me, i have to get this information out somehow,
this is going to change the surface of modern day culture.
everyone's life will change completely. if only i could
somehow distribute it to many people on a global level. if
only... aha... what about this thing... the INTERNET



 

offline big from lsg on 2005-05-12 17:38 [#01596918]
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The Game seems a pretty big succes here


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2005-05-12 17:39 [#01596921]
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Have You Started Playing The Game Of Life Yet?


 

offline impakt from where we do not speak of! on 2005-05-12 17:40 [#01596924]
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I think the godly spirit of dreams intervened and told him
to spam every active forum on the internet!


 

offline big from lsg on 2005-05-12 17:41 [#01596925]
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have you had anal sex yet (xept with me :)


 

offline denniscpearce from Canada on 2005-05-12 17:42 [#01596927]
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lol, check out the rsponses here


 

offline Gwely Mernans from 23rd century entertainment (Canada) on 2005-05-12 17:42 [#01596928]
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It's a trick into reading the bible.


 

offline denniscpearce from Canada on 2005-05-12 17:44 [#01596931]
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what a chump

hes posted ona shitload of islamic/philosophy forums among
other things.


 

offline big from lsg on 2005-05-12 17:46 [#01596934]
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you shouldnt have used ""
proof


 

offline denniscpearce from Canada on 2005-05-12 17:47 [#01596935]
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well i didnt need to but the results are exactly the same.
i just did it out of habit


 

offline big from lsg on 2005-05-12 17:48 [#01596936]
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Attached picture

 

offline big from lsg on 2005-05-12 17:48 [#01596937]
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bad habit


 

offline thecurbcreeper from United States on 2005-05-12 22:49 [#01597086]
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cjb = death


 

offline Taxidermist from Black Grass on 2005-05-12 22:59 [#01597092]
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I used to talk philosophy with people like that. It can fuck
you up if you buy into in without second guessing anything
you had "learned". I came back to my sences and rebuilt my
psychology. That guy built a website. Who's better at the
game of life now, sucka?


 

offline obara from Utrecht on 2005-05-13 01:19 [#01597175]
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cx is back


 

offline Matvey from Kiev (Ukraine) on 2005-05-13 01:37 [#01597186]
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too much to read.
too hard to read, too.


 

offline pOgO from behind your belly button fluff on 2005-05-13 01:50 [#01597193]
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I completed this game years ago, I controll everything now


 

offline deepspace9mm from filth on 2005-05-13 02:19 [#01597214]
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What the fuck is this all about, then? That page messes with
my head.


 

offline Ceri JC from Jefferson City (United States) on 2005-05-13 03:20 [#01597223]
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Looks like an AD&D nerd actually found an 'outdoors'
existed.

A while back, Viz did a piss-take of a videogame called
'Life', similar to this. The mock-advert had marketing blurb
like, 'Stunning Life Like Graphics', 'NPCs with AI so good
they could be real', 'Starting in your bedroom, you
can explore the house and eventually venture outside.'

How about these as "Special Abilities" he could add to his
site?

'Paranoid Delusion' Your inability to suceed in the real
world causess you to reduce everything to a childish game,
where unseen enemies are constantly out to get you. Only by
engaging in acts resembling that of a sufferer of OCD, can
you protect yourself or defeat them.

'Grow Up' This special power allows you to actually become
happy and content, as well as not doing the head in of every
NPC you encounter.


 

offline obara from Utrecht on 2005-05-13 03:44 [#01597235]
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This is much shorter :

"Game Of Life"

And I can feel you breathing down my neck
Just like razor blades, tearing at my skin. just tearing at
my skin
And through all the pain I can think of is,
Just close your eyes and run, just close your eyes and run

Ain't it funny how life's brutally honest with you?
Your not so pretty now when your running from the shadows in
your mind,
Not knowing where to turn or where to hide
Feel free to fall apart as the ashes from the bridges that
you burn,
Settle on your skin it's sickening

And I can see you smiling from the corner of my eye
As you hunt me down, as you hunt me down
And through all the pain I can think of is,
Just run and don't look back, just run and don't look back

Ain't it funny how life's brutally honest with you?
Your not so pretty now when your running from the shadows in
your mind,
Not knowing where to turn or where to hide
Feel free to fall apart as the ashes from the bridges that
you burn,
Settle on your skin it's sickening

And now that these bridges are burnt we can never turn back

And each and every day that goes by, I will remember this
moment

Ain't it funny how life's brutally honest with you?
Your not so pretty now when your running from the shadows in
your mind,
Not knowing where to turn or where to hide
Feel free to fall apart as the ashes from the bridges that
you burn,
Settle on your skin it's sickening
It's sickening


 


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