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offline i_x_ten from arsemuncher on 2005-05-06 18:41 [#01590354]
Points: 10031 Status: Regular



a woman goes to the doctors.

"doctor, i have this problem, every time i lift my skirt my
fanny starts singing 'do you know the way to amarillo'"

the doctor replies "don't worry, every cunt's singing it!"


 

offline JivverDicker from my house on 2005-05-06 18:44 [#01590358]
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did you make that up?


 

offline i_x_ten from arsemuncher on 2005-05-06 18:53 [#01590363]
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yes no


 

offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2005-05-06 21:19 [#01590433]
Points: 40066 Status: Lurker | Followup to JivverDicker: #01590358



do you agree, that that joke is 100% ghey, and this thread
is even worse ?


 

offline i_x_ten from arsemuncher on 2005-05-06 21:21 [#01590434]
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YOU MIGHT NOT UNDERSTAND IF YOU ARE AMERICA


 

offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2005-05-06 21:25 [#01590437]
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im not going to reply to you even once in this thread, its
my stand against terrible threads

:)

p.s. yout new avatar, totallly sucks, please change it, and
i dint like the fat goth chic either :(

wait, its ok i quess, you prol. can do a lot better
go to google.com, images, then "paste" unfiltered
go to the 5th page, and find something there.

if im to bosy, then you can have anyting you want of mine,
minus my dog or wife or analords


 

offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2005-05-06 21:30 [#01590440]
Points: 22557 Status: Lurker



a woman is giving birth, her and her husband are in the
operating room. the doctor finally gets the baby out of her
and he looks at it with this kind of puzzled look. then he
grabs the umbillical cord and starts swinging the baby
around in a circle. the parents are shocked. he finally lets
go and it slams into the wall and slides down into the
garbage bin.

the parents are furious WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU etc

as the doctor leaves he says over his shoulder "cant you
people take a joke? it was already dead!"


 

offline Taffmonster from dog_belch (Japan) on 2005-05-06 21:33 [#01590444]
Points: 6196 Status: Lurker | Followup to roygbivcore: #01590440



thats fuking sick i love it!!!

whats the hardest part of a vegtable to eat?
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. the wheel chair!


 

offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2005-05-06 21:34 [#01590445]
Points: 40066 Status: Lurker | Followup to roygbivcore: #01590440



ewwwwwwwwww


 

offline Taxidermist from Black Grass on 2005-05-06 21:40 [#01590448]
Points: 9958 Status: Lurker



Whats the worst part about fucking a five year old?

Taking the blood out of the clown suit.


 


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