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I sent a chunk of my penis in the mail ("an eye for an eye"), and while stalking him with some gov't satellites noticed him getting some A1 steak sauce. errrrrrrrrrrrr I hope you all enjoy my boredom. I punched a polar bear in the balls yesterday. |
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HAHHAHAahaha this topic fucking sucks, toolmaster. you should have stayed away from here, gangrenous pube-ingester. |
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speaking of polar bears, some anti-evolution religious advocator wrote a book citing 'problems' in evolutionary theory such as why polar bears have white coats when they are predators and have no use for the concealment and protection. Dawkins yawned and smashed this and all the other arguments to pieces stating the obvious that white helps camoflauge them while hunting. |
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cool |
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it's not white. it's clear.. |
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Can I squirt some semen on your knee? |
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If I made a remix of your song, I would have called it "horsepipe". It'd be a terrific name, but alas, I am not going to make it, because, alas, making music is alas a waste of time. |
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heh yeah. remember that the target is between the eyes on this planet. or in them. Someone was telling me about the book recently, and how he just demolishes everything ever. yesssss etc I still haven't read it, you haven't read oroborous oh by the by, there are two 'on' CDs, you just have the first (which I also have), the second is better. you can have my cock or that CD, make the choice bitch |
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I wish that place had a messageboard. Something tells me that it would be the best most funniest messageboard ever. |
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yes. we do need to talk about saving the polar bears, in all honesty. |
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cock please. |
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If you do not make the remix I will stab you. |
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hmm.. |
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SATELLITE VIEW OF IAN NOLL'S HOUSE I'M NOT FUCKING KIDDING |
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I'll seriously never reveal any personal information to you. Besides a dumpster isn't a "house". |
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you know the whole 'working in new york city' shit is a ruse, right? bitch. |
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are you two getting a divorce? |
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You're the scary guy in that one ghost story that keeps calling a girl, every time stating his location as being nearer, until he's eventually right upstairs. |
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I already had an affair with JAAroen. Noll's right leg is actually a penis, and his central appendage (where the dick should be) is a leg. sweet. <----boring sorry |
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I saw a 'horror' movie for the first time in years.. I actually feel uncomfortable at night now. it's terrible. |
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I'm not sure how that got cut-paste reposted. I just somehow noticed how unfunny my posts are and am fucking the hell off. |
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I hope it wasn't texas chainsaw massacre 2; that movie was shit. The main character is that one guy who can't act that stars in tons of movies anyway. watch fargo and breakdown. Maybe not the scarriest but well made. |
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it was some korean shit. 'the two sister'. A mother killed herself because of an affair, a daughter died in the process, and came back to slaughter the replacement bitch. There was a scene of her hanging out all bloody underneath a sink. aw it was nasty |
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