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offline CS2x from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-04-25 16:21 [#01576674]
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Hi, I am a big Autechre fan! So I have decided to write a
poem about them:

Systematic Parhelic Triangles manifest through a thousand
yard stairs,
Magnificent globules of square sound transcend through
multiple atmospheres,
Mathematical Partatios triumphanty convolute to form new
shapes of infinate beauty,
Brain-shatteringly complex musical entities flucctuate
within a sphere of a second,
To form into an elephant of cock and fuck.

Thankyou.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2005-04-25 16:23 [#01576685]
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fluctuate is with one c.

and infinite has no a.

and "thank you" consists of 2 seperate words.


 

offline dariusgriffin from cool on 2005-04-25 16:25 [#01576688]
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Thank you for sharing this, beautiful work.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2005-04-25 16:25 [#01576690]
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it's a gift.


 

offline CS2x from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-04-25 16:25 [#01576691]
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Thank {space} you qrter. I have no re-written the poem in
its entirety with your corrections:

Systematic Parhelic Triangles manifest through a thousand
yard stairs,
Magnificent globules of square sound transcend through
multiple atmospheres,
Mathematical Partatios triumphanty convolute to form new
shapes of infinite beauty,
Brain-shatteringly complex musical entities fluctuate
within a sphere of a second,
To form into an elephant of cock and fuck.


 

offline r40f from qrters tea party on 2005-04-25 16:26 [#01576692]
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i never read poetry, but that was nice.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2005-04-25 16:26 [#01576696]
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you might want to have a look at "triumphanty" too.


 

offline oper4t0r from OS 1.1 on 2005-04-25 16:27 [#01576698]
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haha.

here's mine.

fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap
fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap
fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap
fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap

fap.


 

offline corticalstim from Canada on 2005-04-25 16:27 [#01576699]
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Roses are red, voilets are blue, your poetry sucks, and 1 43
fronkesssssssturactionhuntdddddddddddddeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrr
2o jh2t4,m2 4t09rgf9w r4kl2hj4 9fdg +@3124(5), r3275298532|~


 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2005-04-25 16:27 [#01576700]
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sepArate

duh


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2005-04-25 16:28 [#01576704]
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oops, you're right.

thank you.


 

offline r40f from qrters tea party on 2005-04-25 16:29 [#01576706]
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wow. i just exploded.


 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2005-04-25 16:29 [#01576707]
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your welcome


 

offline CS2x from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-04-25 16:31 [#01576713]
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A *clap and dance!* version::

Systematic Parhelic Triangles manifest through a thousand
yard stairs, (feal the rythm!)
Magnificent globules of square sound transcend through
multiple atmospheres, (alright!)
Mathematical Partatios triumphantly convolute to form new
shapes of infinite beauty, (uh, uh)
Brain-shatteringly complex musical entities fluctuate
within a sphere of a second, (clap your hands)
To form into an elephant of cock and fuck. (move your feet,
feel the beet)



 

offline cygnus from nowhere and everyplace on 2005-04-25 16:32 [#01576716]
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no


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2005-04-25 16:37 [#01576725]
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I'm not falling for that one.


 

offline horsefactory from 💠 (United Kingdom) on 2005-04-25 16:43 [#01576734]
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no


 

offline dog_belch from Netherlands, The on 2005-04-25 16:47 [#01576746]
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I'm glad we were all able to share another one of your
Autechre based jokes. It really was worth maintaining a
message board for.


 

offline CS2x from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-04-25 16:54 [#01576755]
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You're welcome Mr. dog_belch. I can almost smell your loving
sincerity.


 

offline oyvinto on 2005-04-25 17:36 [#01576812]
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i'm happy too


 

offline jakson909 on 2005-04-25 17:53 [#01576819]
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dog_felch is fag


 

offline plaidzebra from so long, xlt on 2005-04-25 18:02 [#01576825]
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excuse me, may i feel your beet?


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2005-04-25 18:34 [#01576858]
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I had vegetable lasagne for dinner.

The word vegetable is nice - try and work it into your
poem.

I like to accentuate all four syllables: VE - GE - TA - BLE!
VE - GE - TA - BLE! VE - GE - TA - BLE! VE - GE - TA - BLE!


Eventually it loses all meaning and becomes a soft pleasant
blur.

Wouldn't it be nice to be a rabbit and view a carrot the
same way a human views a big juicy steak with all the
trimmings?

Mmmm, steak.

Mmmmm, rabbit.


 

offline i_x_ten from arsemuncher on 2005-04-25 19:08 [#01576893]
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actually you're wrong, thankyou is acceptable.


 

offline Lust Incarnate from the edge of the deep green sea (United States) on 2005-04-25 19:43 [#01576911]
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It's you're welcome ;)

I am very confused by this poem. It sounds like magnetic
poetry for nerds. :)

I like opers: "fap fap fap" (repeat a million times)


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2005-04-25 19:52 [#01576923]
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no, you are wrong.

"thank-you" as in "saying your thank-yous" - yes.

"thankyou" - no.


 


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