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offline Chihiro from twins land on 2005-04-18 06:14 [#01568898]
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The earliest known frog appeared during the late Jurassic
period, about 190 million years ago! Scientists believe that
the oldest frogs developed jumping legs to avoid being eaten
by dinosaurs.

Specimens on the first known frogs have been found on Navajo
Indian reservations in Arizona. Fossils of meat-eating fish
and reptiles such as dinosaurs have also been found at the
same site.
These fossils show that the skeletal shape and body plan of
the frog has remained almost unchanged over the last 190
million years. In addition, frogs had the added advantage of
being small enough to be able to hop away to avoid the many
predators which habitated its surroundings."


 

offline pOgO from behind your belly button fluff on 2005-04-18 06:16 [#01568900]
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Death to the crazy frog!


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offline Bob Mcbob on 2005-04-18 06:46 [#01568930]
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the ads now have a fig leaf, confirming that it really is a
tiny froggy penis in the pic...


 

offline tridenti from Milano (Italy) on 2005-04-18 06:47 [#01568931]
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:-D


 

offline Matvey from Kiev (Ukraine) on 2005-04-18 06:56 [#01568939]
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..185 million years ago a big frog conference was held on
the mountain plato where less dinosaurs could attack the
tiny creatures. Frogs were discussing their massive perish
in dark caves of dinosaurs' intestines. They've come to
decision to develop jumping legs; other more radical
decisions of developing teleporting abilities, developing
wings to fly away were rejected because of the big time
spans they needed to be developed. So, they have planned to
develop jumping legs in 5-7 (in worst case, 8) million
years. They have also made an accompaning decision to
reproduce more actively so that dinosaurs could not eat them
all.

conference statistics: during the conference 1203 frogs were
eaten by flying dinosaurs. 79 of them were chairfrogs of the
conference.


 

offline Chihiro from twins land on 2005-04-18 06:58 [#01568943]
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HaHa... Nice :D


 

offline Raz0rBlade_uk on 2005-04-18 07:05 [#01568955]
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offline Bob Mcbob on 2005-04-18 07:08 [#01568960]
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i just want to flick it so much!


 

offline Matvey from Kiev (Ukraine) on 2005-04-18 07:17 [#01568970]
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offline pOgO from behind your belly button fluff on 2005-04-18 07:21 [#01568974]
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heheh


 

offline Raz0rBlade_uk on 2005-04-18 07:22 [#01568976]
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haha! excellent


 

offline Matvey from Kiev (Ukraine) on 2005-04-18 07:24 [#01568980]
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:))

i see there is an eye in your avatar... should be replaced
by the frog eye.. left or right? a dilemmah...


 

offline Bob Mcbob on 2005-04-18 07:28 [#01568984]
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dont wait for his permission, just do it!


 

offline Matvey from Kiev (Ukraine) on 2005-04-18 07:30 [#01568987]
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no, i don't want. to spoil a good thing. anymore. this frog
should become history.


 

offline Chihiro from twins land on 2005-04-18 07:31 [#01568988]
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Damn it!!! It's pouring rain out here... Just when i was
about to go out.
I always tend to be so lucky.


 

offline penexpers from Toronto (Canada) on 2005-04-18 08:36 [#01569052]
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his face reminds of ricky gervais politics where he is
talking about gay monkeys.one says 'what?' and the other
goes 'lick it!' only funny if you've seen it.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2005-04-18 11:09 [#01569267]
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..well.. what did you think it was..?


 


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