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i'll leave you stumped like the rainforest. i got more beats than the LAPD. lets hear some more amazing rap lyric puns |
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i know how to rap, your rhymes is crap, a snap a snap snap doolee bop tap! shimmy dimmy wimmy a zimmy a clemmy a rimmy dimmy wimmey mimymimymimymiymiymi! bop, bee bop, boo bop singin' is for boys rappin' is for men i got a full wallet 20's an tens i used to live in ohio oh boyeee! yeah ive got about 20 ho';s i shot a cop i robbed a bank gangsta, thugsta for life! word! YEEEEEUA BOIIIII!!!! |
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not a pun, but still one of my favs i drink more liquor to fuk you up quicker than you'd wanna fuk me up for sayin the word, n____r. |
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oh son, you just got served step up, step up |
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what it is ho |
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i gardening impliment i got more rhymes than those cops that are dunking donuts |
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i gardening impliment? what ?? |
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i meant a (bit hungover :s ) |
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Liverpool F.C. is hard as hell United, Tottenham, Arsenal Watch my lips, and I will spell 'cause they don't just play, but they can rap as well Liverpool F.C. Liverpool F.C. My idea was to build Liverpool into a bastion of invincibility... Napoleon had that idea he'd have conquered the bloody world Walk on... walk on... with hope... in your heart... and you'll never walk... alone Alright Aldo Sound as a pound I'm cushty la but there's nothing down The rest of the lads ain't got it sussed We'll have to learn 'em to talk like us Well I'm rapping now, I'm rapping for fun I'm your goalie, the number one You can take the mick, don't call me a clown Any more lip and you're going down Alright Ace, we're great me and you But the other lads don't talk like we do No they don't talk like we do, do they do la We'll have to learn 'em to talk propah Walk on... walk on... with hope... in your heart... and you'll ne... ver walk... alone You two scousers are always yapping I'm gonna show you some serious rapping I come from Jamaica, my name is John Barn-es When I do my thing the crowd go bananas How's he doing the Jamaica rap? He's from just south of the Watford Gap He gives us stick about the north/south divide 'cause they got the jobs Yeah, but we got the side Well I came to England looking for fame So come on Kenny man, give us a game 'cause I'm sat on the bench paying my dues with the blues I'm very big down under, but my wife disagrees They've won the league, bigger stars than Dallas They got more silver than Buckingham Palace No-one knows quite what to expect When the red machine's in full effect Well Steve McMahon sure can rap It's about time he had an England cap So come on Bobby Robson, he's the man 'cause if anyone can, Macca can Macca-can... Macca-can... Macca-can... Macca-can... Liverpool F.C. is hard as hell My idea was to build Liverpool up and up and up until eventually they would be untouchable. Everybody wo |
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We're Ireland lads Och-ai the noo And there's four of us And only two of you So if you want nai trouble And you don't want a slap You'd better teach us the Anfield rap Don't forget us paddies And me the Great Dane And I'm from London mate so watch your game Well you two scousers, you're always talking But we'll just let our feet do the talking Our lads have come from all over the place They talk dead funny, but they play dead great Well now we've gotta learn 'em to talk real cool The song you've gotta learn if you're Liverpool Walk on... walk on... with hope... in your heart... and you'll ne... ver walk... alone You'll never walk alone Ho-ho my word That's unbelievable, it really is I think they should stick to playing football. Terrible What do you think Kenny? Oh yeah! |
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a gardening impliment? what ?? |
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jesus has no one ever heard of a garden hoe |
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knuck if you buck! skee skee mothafuckas! |
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Nas gotta rock a ho while y'all rock fellas. don't make me bite your face / cause it ain't like I like the taste |
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You never fuck up 'coz your not alone show off your body/check my chromosome |
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hey it's me, versace whoops, somebody shot me and i was just checking the mail get it? checking the male? |
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let's have an actual decent one... |
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Great contribution tosspot! |
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yeah i know, i'm trying to come up with some... but i'm not gonna post shitty ones in the mean time... |
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what the fuck is this |
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*trying to remember the one about more beats than ike and tina* |
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Flow the plaque, instigate lyrics then backfile another MC Who thought cause he was dipped in powder blue he could rhyme past El Co flow is best great. |
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"I love you like a fat kid love cake" - 50 cent |
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