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PHVKKAGE vs. Rudyard Kipling
 

offline Clic on 2005-04-14 11:11 [#01564994]
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I was just informed that we're essentially banned from a
local venue called "The Rudyard Kipling".

We performed there on 1.15.05.

Mission Accomplished.


 

offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2005-04-14 11:12 [#01564995]
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did you throw bleach on the pool tables or what...


 

offline Clic on 2005-04-14 11:12 [#01564996]
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No, they do not have any pool tables.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2005-04-14 11:14 [#01564998]
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what did you do there..?

and more importantly.. is there a recording of it?


 

offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2005-04-14 11:16 [#01565002]
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yeah Clic you know that you set us up for an infinate amount
of questions before we get a propper answer


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2005-04-14 11:16 [#01565004]
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Jon is a cockteaser.


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2005-04-14 11:19 [#01565010]
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He had secks with the owners wife, on the floor where the
pool tables should be.


 

offline Clic on 2005-04-14 11:29 [#01565018]
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We set up and played. I had a bright yellow rain poncho on
and my friend wore a ninja mask.

Their ignorant "sound guy" told us at the last minute that
the board was set up in mono. This was the source of all our
problems. Everything was coming out of the left channel, but
we thought it was funny so we played for about 10 minutes
like that.

Finally, we got it set right and we then decided to replay
two or three songs that we did, but this time with all the
sounds. At some point, one of us accidentally tripped over
the power supply to the computer, which made the audience
laugh hysterically.

After some more tunes, we stopped for about five minutes to
hand out "gifts from PHVKKAGE" which included a broken
turntable mixer, CD-R copies of various records, The Killer
Instict soundtrack and an unsigned birthday card.

"The Rud" makes all of its profit from the bar -- they give
all the door money to the bands. This is a pretty nice
gesture. Unfortunately, we can't help it if people don't
want to get sloshed while listening to PHVKKAGE.

One of the owners said that people were "weirded out and
just staring into space, not drinking," and that we were
"highly unorganized."

From where we were standing, it looked like people were
laughing and having, at the very least, an decent time.

One of my friends just tried to set up another show with us
on the bill and they told him that we couldn't play there
again unless we drew in a drinking crowd that would make
them at least $1,500 in one night.

That would never happen.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2005-04-14 11:39 [#01565021]
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"CD-R copies of various records"

which records, Jonnn, which records?


 

offline Clic on 2005-04-14 11:41 [#01565023]
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Two Avail albums, some trance compilations. I can't
remember, honestly. We just grabbed a bunch of stuff from
his apartment before we left.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2005-04-14 11:43 [#01565024]
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excellent work, excellent.


 

offline Clic on 2005-04-14 11:44 [#01565025]
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Oh, and there is a poorly recorded video of the set, but
it's choppy and the person who recorded it decide to use
some slow motion/blur effect on the whole thing. It's
basically worthless, you can't see anything.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2005-04-14 11:45 [#01565026]
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why did the person who recorded it do that? did he get an
art attack?


 

offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2005-04-14 11:46 [#01565029]
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thats pretty retarded that just cause you didnt bring the
drinking crowd, that they are some how punishing you for
that, but thats how some places(shitholes) make their money,
you did bring a crowd in that night, none the less

piss on them, youll be better for it anyways


 

offline Clic on 2005-04-14 11:46 [#01565031]
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That was bad, Alex.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2005-04-14 11:48 [#01565034]
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I'm sorry. :(


 

offline Clic on 2005-04-14 12:03 [#01565053]
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It's okay. It happens to the best of us.


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2005-04-14 12:07 [#01565056]
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I'm thirsty just hearing about it.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2005-04-14 12:07 [#01565057]
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and, quite frankly, I am the best of us.


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offline Clic on 2005-04-14 12:08 [#01565059]
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Well you better take care of that! Otherwise we won't be
able to play your house next.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2005-04-14 12:10 [#01565061]
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but they didn't say anything on the night itself?


 

offline Clic on 2005-04-14 12:11 [#01565062]
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Ah, that was a good day.


 

offline Clic on 2005-04-14 12:12 [#01565064]
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No, about the only thing that happened was one of the
bartenders asked me for a CD, which seems pretty funny now.


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2005-04-14 12:20 [#01565070]
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I'm having some coffee now but later on I might have a
beer.

a $1,500 beer.


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2005-04-14 12:21 [#01565071]
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Did you give him the trance CD?


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2005-04-14 12:24 [#01565077]
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you should go back there IN DISGUISE and run up a $1500 tab
and then do a runner!

YOU SHOULD LIKE TOTALLY DO THAT MENG!!!!


 

offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2005-04-14 12:57 [#01565138]
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do a whole set of olde drinking song remixes


 

offline thecurbcreeper from United States on 2005-04-14 22:17 [#01565808]
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I love this thread.


 


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