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offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2005-03-28 22:21 [#01545905]
Points: 18042 Status: Lurker



There's an old Zippy the Pinhead cartoon where he's walking
around with that on a protest sign. It recently occurred to
me that it's actually true.

Modern Easter Island has few trees. The island once
possessed a forest of palms, but it is thought that the
native Easter Islanders completely deforested the island in
the process of erecting their statues, as well as
constructing fishing boats and buildings. There is evidence
that the disappearance of the island's trees coincided with
the collapse of the Easter Island civilization. Midden
contents from that time period show a sudden drop in
quantity of fish and bird bones as the islanders lost the
means to construct fishing vessels and the birds lost their
nesting sites. Chickens and rats became leading items of
diet. There is also some evidence of cannibalism, from human
remains.


It looks like we're going the same way with oil
instead of trees.


 

offline mappatazee from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2005-03-28 22:24 [#01545906]
Points: 14294 Status: Lurker



I guess it's inevitable that the world is going to be a lot
different by the time I'm 60 or 70.


 

offline mappatazee from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2005-03-28 22:35 [#01545911]
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Here's the guy's website who wrote the article by
the way. Some good commentary. I think he may
underestimate technological advancements at time and be a
little biased against modern/post-modern architecture, but a
lot I agree with.


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2005-03-28 22:40 [#01545912]
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mmmmm

hmmmmm

well now

heyyyyyy


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2005-03-28 22:43 [#01545913]
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Kunstler is all scary rhetoric and I'd be more than happy to
pass him off as an alarmist - unfortunately the facts seem
to be on his side. Check my other links, and also search
google news for peak oil.


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2005-03-28 22:44 [#01545914]
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The consequences of this are hard to overstate. Oil fuels
95 percent of all transportation and a significant portion
of global food production. Industrial societies are
dependent on a vast, steady flow of inexpensive petroleum
for just about everything we make and do. Disrupt this flow,
and modern society as we know it is inconceivable.



 

offline Bob Mcbob on 2005-03-29 05:52 [#01546114]
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the destruction of the easter island civilization was
inevitable considering the inhabitants spent all available
resources on making chocolate bunnies and painting those
dumb easter eggs



 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2005-03-29 07:21 [#01546180]
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aahhaah!

Yeah but mappa had a good point. Think about how things are
going to be changed by the time we are 60 or 70


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2005-03-29 07:30 [#01546192]
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60 or 70? My friend, in 5 years you will weep with happiness
if you are able to drink your own pee.


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2005-03-29 07:36 [#01546200]
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Hmm. I dont think i want to drink my own pee.

5 years seems kind of soon ey? Sorry i had to add the "ey"
because movies like "fargo" make me think that based on my
location that i should post things like "ya der ey".


 

offline Bob Mcbob on 2005-03-29 07:38 [#01546203]
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in the future the earth will be overrun be urine-drinking
monsters


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2005-03-29 07:39 [#01546204]
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Aw jeez, what the heck ya talkin' about? I'm cooperating to
the full extent of the law!


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2005-03-29 07:39 [#01546206]
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YES

Finally someone understands.


 

offline Bob Mcbob on 2005-03-29 07:42 [#01546209]
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they will latch onto us using their horrendous snorkels


 

offline mappatazee from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2005-03-29 08:36 [#01546239]
Points: 14294 Status: Lurker



my own URINE


 

offline mappatazee from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2005-03-29 08:59 [#01546256]
Points: 14294 Status: Lurker



I wonder what humour will be like in 50 years. It certainly
isn't the same as it was 50 years ago. And music. 50 years
ago they couldn't imagine the music we have now. 50 years
before that they couldn't imagine the music we had 50 years
ago. 50 years you know what I'm saying. Well I'll still be
at xltronic, that's for sure.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2005-03-29 13:28 [#01546514]
Points: 47414 Status: Moderator



isn't the idea that future wars won't be about oil but about
drinking water?


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2005-03-29 13:29 [#01546516]
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what?


 

offline evolume from seattle (United States) on 2005-03-29 14:28 [#01546568]
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peak oil is no joke. it is happening right now.

whether we are doomed or not... probably!


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2005-03-29 14:39 [#01546591]
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Did you know they are bottle-brush drilling the Ghawar oil
field in Saudi Arabia? That's where they drill a long
slanting/horizontal bore and drill bores radiating off from
it, then pump in water that forces up the oil. It's a last
act of desperate stupidity because it destroys the oilfield
and renders some of the oil unrecoverable.

If Ghawar is peaking now or is about to peak, we're all so
fucked it's not funny at all. Human civilization has no plan
B. We don't have a plan C, D, E or F either. Goodbye to
transportation, agriculture, food production, medicine,
affordable high-tech gadgets, telecommunications, the
future.

"I'm sorry, the interent" - nigel


 

offline mappatazee from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2005-03-29 14:42 [#01546598]
Points: 14294 Status: Lurker



My science teacher in highschool told me with current
methods they extract 25% of the oil in the field, and that
it is just too expensive to extract the rest. So the price
will just rise until the cost is worth the payout. He said
this is what happened with the oil crunch in the 70's or
whenever, they just had to switch over to a more expensive
method of extraction. I don't know if that's true at all or
anything.


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2005-03-29 14:48 [#01546604]
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See, you're thinking of "expense" in terms of money. You
need to think in terms of energy - joules, watts,
kilocalories, whatever. When it costs more than the energy
in one existing barrel of oil to pump one new barrel of
oil...

I had the same argument with a co-worker who couldn't be
made to see that oil at $500 a barrel has no more energy
(i.e., intrinsic value) than oil at $20.00 a barrel.


 

offline mappatazee from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2005-03-29 14:54 [#01546621]
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Ah yeah, that's true. I was aware of this in the case of
Canada where there are vast reserves but the-- I forget the
exact term, you know, you would expend more energy
extracting the oil than you would get from the oil itself.


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2005-03-29 14:59 [#01546633]
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Tar sands - that and the oil shales in the US could
potentially render a net energy gain. Nothing as cheap and
easy as sweet light crude in the 20th century but it beats
drinking your own URINE.


 

offline mappatazee from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2005-03-29 15:01 [#01546634]
Points: 14294 Status: Lurker



Yeah that will be really crummy when I have to drink my own
URINE.
:'(


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2005-03-29 15:01 [#01546636]
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what if you're already drinking your own URINE?


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2005-03-29 15:01 [#01546637]
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But see, here we are hoping and wishing. Civilization is in
the position of a guy jumping out of an exploding plane and
hoping he'll be able to buy a hanglider on the way down.


 

offline evolume from seattle (United States) on 2005-03-29 15:03 [#01546639]
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oh yeah, the desperation goes way beyond that even. "Iraqi
Freedom" "ANWR" etc..

luckily, for me, kunstler seems to think that the pacific
northwest is one of the 'safe' places to live, should the
shit hit the fan. I guess that's because we are on hydro
electric power and the easing up of the traffic would be
damn good for us. However, all the hippies are not going to
like the ramping up of the nuclear power industry!


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2005-03-29 15:04 [#01546641]
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Hypothetically of course.


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offline evolume from seattle (United States) on 2005-03-29 15:06 [#01546645]
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similar to the thought that hydrogen fuel cells or solar
power could save us. the energy cost of creating fuel cells
or solar panels is only really feasible because of cheap
oil!


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2005-03-29 15:06 [#01546646]
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Yes, yes! Hypothetically! Ofcourse!


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offline mappatazee from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2005-03-29 15:08 [#01546648]
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It does seem like a relatively safe corner of the world
here. Are you going to be at Prefuse or Autechre in Seattle
come May, evolumen??


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2005-03-29 15:09 [#01546650]
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I think we will have to start by studying the effects of
american BEERS on the PALATE.


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offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2005-03-29 15:10 [#01546651]
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that's almost pornographic.


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2005-03-29 15:13 [#01546653]
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DEEP INSIDE BUBBA JOE JOHNSON


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2005-03-29 15:22 [#01546658]
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you killed the thread with your pink porn-hole.


 

offline mappatazee from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2005-03-29 15:23 [#01546659]
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Yeah that was grodie.


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2005-03-29 15:27 [#01546665]
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Oh sure but elusive is everyone's hero for his poopie porn.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2005-03-29 15:34 [#01546668]
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well, to be fair - however retarded that thread may have
been, the inclusion of "[poop]" (however that whole [ ]
thing is) in the thread-title did kind of hint at
what was to come.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2005-03-29 15:35 [#01546669]
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"(however that whole [ ] thing is)" should read:

"(however retarded that whole [ ] thing is)"


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2005-03-29 15:48 [#01546678]
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Now you're making excuses for him? Why don't you go live
with him and kiss him?


 

offline mappatazee from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2005-03-29 15:50 [#01546680]
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Oh, no, I didn't understand the poopie porn either. In fact
I was thinking about it and I think elusive is a sociopath.


 

offline mimi on 2005-03-29 15:53 [#01546682]
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yeah apparantly i have a wisconsin accent, i'm going to kill
myself


 

offline evolume from seattle (United States) on 2005-03-29 15:54 [#01546684]
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ya map, i'll def be at AE and most likely at Prefuse as
well. but i haven't bought tickets yet...
you gonna be there? maybe i'll see you's!


 

offline mappatazee from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2005-03-29 15:56 [#01546686]
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Yes I shall


 

offline evolume from seattle (United States) on 2005-03-29 15:57 [#01546687]
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ew.. yeah if you go kiss him i you should post the pics in
the poop thread!


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2005-03-29 16:00 [#01546691]
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you could swap porn-holes with him in some kind of sick and
twisted love-tryst, eventually exploring eachother's bodies
using excrement.


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2005-03-29 16:02 [#01546694]
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Sociopath? Aren't they supposed to be charming?


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2005-03-29 16:08 [#01546701]
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We'll do that in your MOUTH.

Because you're a GIRL.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2005-03-29 18:15 [#01546772]
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that's just a veiled way to ask me to show you my cock.

no, Kevin. no.


 


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