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offline evolume from seattle (United States) on 2005-03-24 16:08 [#01543127]
Points: 10965 Status: Regular



Use this thread as your living will to avoid being used as
a political soapbox should you ever suffer brain damage and
lose the ability to communicate with the rest of the world.

for example, If i am ever in a coma or persistant vegitative
state or for whatever reason my body is kept alive only by
the help of a machine or tube please detatch the tube, or
unplug the machine, or turn off my iron lung and feel free
to use my corpse for performance art or medical school
disection or a comedy movie about a dead guy on vacation at
a beach resort.

!



 

offline r40f from qrters tea party on 2005-03-24 16:26 [#01543135]
Points: 14210 Status: Regular



to become vegified in america... sure, you could die
peacefully in a dignified manner surrounded by your loved
ones at a time of your own choosing OR you could super size
it the AMERICAN WAY and not have the choice at all! don't
be a liberal - rest easy knowing that the government
has already decided that you will spend a lifetime of
lobotomized living death and/or severe pain and misery as
your family pays your gigantic medical bills.


 

offline evolume from seattle (United States) on 2005-03-24 22:42 [#01543361]
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so i guess a message board is not the best place to make a
living will then?!


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2005-03-25 06:37 [#01543499]
Points: 17620 Status: Lurker



someone needs to pull my feeding tube for a little while.


 

offline pOgO from behind your belly button fluff on 2005-03-25 07:02 [#01543509]
Points: 12687 Status: Lurker



I want everything I own and all my money to be burried with
me, + one gigantic doobie

thanx


 

offline hobbes from age on 2005-03-25 07:04 [#01543511]
Points: 8168 Status: Lurker | Followup to pOgO: #01543509



That's well tight!!! I didn't know scottish funerals still
existed, in wales!


 

offline Taxidermist from Black Grass on 2005-03-25 07:04 [#01543512]
Points: 9958 Status: Lurker



I kind of plan to have my ashes deposited into random
cigarettes...


 

offline Taxidermist from Black Grass on 2005-03-25 07:05 [#01543513]
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Mixed in with the tabacco though... so its not just human
ash in the cigarette. That would be disgusting...


 

offline -crazone from smashing acid over and over on 2005-03-25 07:14 [#01543514]
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i want to be alive again when i'm dead..i'm working on it..


 

offline hobbes from age on 2005-03-25 07:18 [#01543516]
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Maybe you died before and it worked!!


 

offline -crazone from smashing acid over and over on 2005-03-25 07:29 [#01543521]
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maybe..but dont tell anyone yet..I'm still working on it in
my secret laboratory..


 

offline godataloss from Cleveland (United States) on 2005-03-25 10:48 [#01543619]
Points: 1416 Status: Lurker



I plan on entering a persistive vegetative state tonight-
please don't kill me.

Ill be sober by saturday afternoon.


 

offline mimi on 2005-03-25 11:08 [#01543642]
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they should make terri schiavo into a lampshade
ed-gein-style when she's gone :(


 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2005-03-25 11:12 [#01543649]
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i leave all my possessions to derek griffiths


 

offline DiaZoHeXagoN from The city of angels (United States) on 2005-03-25 11:54 [#01543668]
Points: 2659 Status: Lurker



well first I would like to thank everyone who made my
death/lifelessness possible
the good people at the jack daniels bottling company
not to mention those at the guiness factory



 

offline dariusgriffin from cool on 2005-03-25 11:58 [#01543671]
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I don't ever want to be euthanised.


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2005-03-25 12:02 [#01543676]
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I leave everything to Rusty Lee.


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offline DiaZoHeXagoN from The city of angels (United States) on 2005-03-25 12:04 [#01543680]
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oh damn she is lucky, not only does she have the greatest
necklace in the world, but now she has all of your
pocessions as well

lucky


 

offline thecurbcreeper from United States on 2005-03-25 19:18 [#01544100]
Points: 6045 Status: Lurker



Hello, I'm Orson Welles. What follows is a terrifying
journey into the world of magic, mystery-

Mr. Welles, this is a video will.

What? Look, I don't need to do this, I've got a fish stick
commercial in a hour. Oh what the hell, I need the money.
What follows is a terrifying journey into the world of
probate, beneficiary's, and goblins-

Mr. Welles!

Fine fine, no goblins. I give you...THE LIVING WILL!!!



 

offline thecurbcreeper from United States on 2005-03-26 17:08 [#01544603]
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