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Is this True Story ? (NSFW)
 

offline mozak on 2005-03-18 22:02 [#01537695]
Points: 8 Status: Lurker



Naked US Female Soldier In IRAQ

This lonely female United States soldier serving in Iraq
took some very sexual pictures of herself naked to send to
to her boyfriend or husband back in the states. One of our
friend happens to be stationed in the same area are her, and
when she was done sending the lovely amateur porn pictures
back home via email, she deleted them. Just one problem
though, she forgot to empty the recycle bin, and yes, it's a
computer that is shared between many soldiers, well our very
observant reader restored them and send them in to us. and
thank GOTCHA for these nice naked pictures from Iraq.

[B]COMPLETE PICTURE STORY[/B]

http://www.climaxshot.com/iraqi/iraqi_us_soldier.htm


 

offline chaosmachine from Ottawa (Canada) on 2005-03-18 22:19 [#01537696]
Points: 2330 Status: Lurker



My first sexual experience that actually involved nudity.
While we're fondling each other, she asks me if I like Diet
Coke.

Me: It's alright.

Girl: Well, I LOVE it. How 'bout you go get me a bottle of
it?

I go downstairs and grab a 20 ounce bottle from the fridge.
When I return, she says it's too cold.

Girl: How 'bout warming it up...by rubbing it on my tits?

So I began to rub her vigorously with the bottle. Soon
enough, she asks me to shove it inside of her. She really
enjoys it, and so do I because I KNOW that, with this girl,
I'm definitely going to get off. That's when it gets crazy.

She rips out the bottle, opens it, and begins filling her
vagina with Diet Coke. I swear, she nearly empties the
volume into her vagina. I had seriously underestimated this
vagina's liquid retention volume.

Girl: YOU LIKE DIET COKE?!?!?!? OH YEAH OH YEAH DRINK IT
FROM ME!

I was noticeably freaked out, but I did want to get off, and
I didn't want my first load-blow to be into 18.7 fluid
ounces of a 0-calorie beverage. I began to go down on her,
until she said the exact wrong thing.

Girl: OH YEAH, DRINK IT FROM ME! I'M THE KOOL-AID MAN! OH
YEAH! OH YEAH!

I don't know how she did it with her 16-year-old voice, but
she sounded exactly like the Kool-Aid man from the
commercials. I glanced at the wall, half-expecting him to
burst through and offer me a fruity beverage. I was
extremely turned-off. She could tell, too. As she sat up to
see what was wrong, she twisted her body in such a way that
Diet Coke shot out of her vagina and all over my face,
chest, and groin. And it was at that sticky, low-calorie
moment that my parents chose to pull into the driveway.


 

offline thecurbcreeper from United States on 2005-03-18 22:44 [#01537698]
Points: 6045 Status: Lurker | Followup to chaosmachine: #01537696



that was an awesome story


 

offline IronLung from the 91fwy in soCAL (United States) on 2005-03-18 22:48 [#01537699]
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story of the year....hands down....

=)


 

offline godataloss from Cleveland (United States) on 2005-03-18 23:42 [#01537706]
Points: 1416 Status: Lurker



i you spew on your parents, i'm not gonna stick around for
the gruesome eding.


 

offline uzim on 2005-03-19 02:16 [#01537741]
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wonderful ^^


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2005-03-19 03:45 [#01537784]
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mozak: not true. she's pierced in one pic and unpierced in
another.

chaosmachine: amazinggauzze!


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2005-03-19 03:47 [#01537785]
Points: 47414 Status: Moderator | Followup to Drunken Mastah: #01537784



you can take a piercing out, you know..

chaosmachine is the new Captain Copy/Paste!


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2005-03-19 04:04 [#01537791]
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yeah, one you got one there, who'd want to? isn't that
supposed to bring pleasure?


 

offline chaosmachine from Ottawa (Canada) on 2005-03-19 13:00 [#01538188]
Points: 2330 Status: Lurker



yarr.


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2005-03-19 13:04 [#01538190]
Points: 27325 Status: Lurker | Followup to chaosmachine: #01537696



That was truly one of the greatest storys ever written here
at xltronic! :D


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2005-03-19 13:55 [#01538206]
Points: 18042 Status: Lurker



I hate myself for doing this but


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2005-03-19 14:13 [#01538217]
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..which is why I called him the new Captain Copy/Paste..


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2005-03-19 14:42 [#01538233]
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Pfffft. I don't read your posts.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2005-03-19 14:44 [#01538234]
Points: 47414 Status: Moderator | Followup to fleetmouse: #01538233



well.. I don't read yours either.


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2005-03-19 14:50 [#01538242]
Points: 18042 Status: Lurker | Followup to qrter: #01538234



Good.


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offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2005-03-19 14:52 [#01538243]
Points: 27795 Status: Regular



i can't stand diet coke


 

offline axion from planet rock (Sweden) on 2005-03-19 14:52 [#01538244]
Points: 3114 Status: Addict



wtf is sex?



 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2005-03-19 15:05 [#01538246]
Points: 27325 Status: Lurker | Followup to axion: #01538244



self pwn


 


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