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offline Chihiro from twins land on 2005-03-03 03:29 [#01519806]
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just came back from some place... And the Taxi driver
stank so badly.
I rarely smelled such an infection. Told the bloke to
fucking shower himself when i got out of the Stink mobile


 

offline Taxidermist from Black Grass on 2005-03-03 03:30 [#01519808]
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Good story.

You got another one? Cause that one was fucking awesome!

I love how it had a begining and an end and a middle.


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2005-03-03 03:31 [#01519809]
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were you in new york?


 

offline Chihiro from twins land on 2005-03-03 03:33 [#01519813]
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in Athens... The lad must be living in his damn car.
Old chap... maybe he can't really do anything about it...
But man.
I don't think you can realize how bad he smelled.... :D
i've still got the smell in me nose


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2005-03-03 03:35 [#01519815]
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Luckily for me, i breathe through my mouth 85% of the time


 

offline Chihiro from twins land on 2005-03-03 03:37 [#01519818]
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that's probably what i should have done... But then...
the mouth doesn't filter all the parasites so well..
i hesitated about just leaving the fucking car in the middle
of traffic.
But as im no total dickhead, i stayed polite, but breathed
out the window


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2005-03-03 03:39 [#01519820]
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Polite?

Told the bloke to fucking shower himself when i got out
of the Stink mobile


lol



 

offline mimi on 2005-03-03 03:39 [#01519821]
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my understanding is that it's not polite to tell someone to
"fucking shower himself" as you get out of the car.


 

offline mimi on 2005-03-03 03:40 [#01519822]
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aw damn you beat me. go to bed.


 

offline Chihiro from twins land on 2005-03-03 03:42 [#01519826]
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yeah... that's right.... :D But at least i waited until i
got out of the thing. which is actually even less polite...
HaHahaHaHa


 

offline cuntychuck from Copenhagen (Denmark) on 2005-03-03 03:43 [#01519829]
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you shouldve killed him


 

offline Raz0rBlade_uk on 2005-03-03 03:47 [#01519830]
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He probably cried when you walked away


 

offline Chihiro from twins land on 2005-03-03 04:06 [#01519838]
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HaHaHaHa... I doubt it. :)


 

offline bill_hicks from my city is amazing it is calle on 2005-03-03 04:46 [#01519859]
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him that smelt it dealt it. that's my fucking motto.


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2005-03-03 05:48 [#01519904]
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"Told the bloke to fucking shower himself when i got out of
the Stink mobile"

HAHAHA

did you play him autechre?


 

offline Skink from A cesspool in eden on 2005-03-03 07:44 [#01519987]
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hehehe


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2005-03-03 07:49 [#01519998]
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well, apperantly chihiro here, likes to play that to the cab
drivers.


 

offline hobbes from age on 2005-03-03 07:59 [#01520015]
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I remember being in a cab in athens once and the guy was all
nice with me:

"i love english people, here we love everyone exept the
albanians"

i was like:

"oh"


 

offline Chihiro from twins land on 2005-03-03 08:02 [#01520021]
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yeah... i didn't bring my cd's with me this time... Had my
headphones and my mp3 though. :D

hobbes: hahahahahaha. That's very true. Albanians have a
hard time in Greece sadly.


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2005-03-03 08:04 [#01520023]
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haha, real loving people...we love people but not albanians
:)
i don't have a problem with albanians, i don't talk to them
much, but they make nice 'burek'.


 

offline Dannn_ from United Kingdom on 2005-03-03 08:05 [#01520025]
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You should have done a big shit on him


 

offline Raz0rBlade_uk on 2005-03-03 08:09 [#01520030]
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lol it's like some southern americans:

"We are devout, loving Christians who love everyone except
the jews"


 


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