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Having unprotected sex with watermelons is dangerous. It sometimes results in aids. Othertimes a seed gets caught in your penis hole which makes for an unpleasant experience. Name other sexual deathtraps. |
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there are these fish that are in the amazing and shit and if you pee while swimming it will follow the wash trail of piss back to your dick, swim up your peehole and let out little spines and you can never get it out unless you wanna chop yer dick in two |
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...in the Amazing Ocean, you say? Cheers, I'll make a note of that. |
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If you're going at it hard and fast, make sure you don't slip out or you might fracture your penis on attempted re-entry |
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never do sex with a panda, they tickle. |
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Yeah I heard about these.. no shit. They were talking about them on some radio show. |
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Saw a documentary about those late one night.... One word came to mind: "ALIENS"!! |
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what the fuck? that was supposed to be amazon. whoops. |
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that's fucking brutal! |
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Watch the film "Society".... |
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#1 sexual deathtrap.... ? ... women. |
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Make sure you don't have sex with rocks because they clack together when you least expect it |
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i have peed in the amazon. it was ok. i got flesh eating bacterias eating on my feet, but that's another story. |
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Dont become naked in front of clowns because they will throw real real small pies in your penis hole causing infection. |
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anal sex: its like dipping your dick in a bucket of aids |
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that is alarming! |
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You know this for sure??? When are you getting tested? |
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ooohhhhh :) |
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zing!! |
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NSFW some of this is D: |
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