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Vastgebonden
from New York on 2005-03-01 12:01 [#01517202]
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Would the following idea work ?
1. Have a sealed cockpit that does not allow access to pilots
2. Have cameras hidden in cockpit that transmit an image of what is happening in the passenger section
3. If the pilots see any antics in the passenger section they can press a button
4. When the button is pressed sleeping gas is released in the passenger section
5. All passengers will sleep and all terrorists will fall asleep.
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earthleakage
from tell the world you're winning on 2005-03-01 12:03 [#01517204]
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hows that going to stop anyone from blowing it up then?
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Drunken Mastah
from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2005-03-01 12:04 [#01517206]
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The terrorists would be prepared with gas masks, not to mention the oxygen masks above every seat!
Security at the airport would seem the obvious place to start!?
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brokephones
from Londontario on 2005-03-01 12:09 [#01517211]
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I'm going on an airplane tomorrow night.
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oyvinto
on 2005-03-01 12:10 [#01517212]
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security at the airport is just a fasade. i'm going on an airplane in less then teo hours.
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brokephones
from Londontario on 2005-03-01 12:10 [#01517214]
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If you were in the US, you could be investigated for merely mentioning that
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oyvinto
on 2005-03-01 12:12 [#01517220]
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the US sucks?
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hedphukkerr
from mathbotton (United States) on 2005-03-01 12:14 [#01517225]
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im flying on friday. yippee!
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Drunken Mastah
from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2005-03-01 12:17 [#01517228]
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hahah!
I'm being investigated!
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oyvinto
on 2005-03-01 12:23 [#01517232]
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i'm a terrorist
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oyvinto
on 2005-03-01 12:24 [#01517235]
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cia later. i have a plane to catch.
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Vastgebonden
from New York on 2005-03-01 12:26 [#01517236]
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A gas mask is a bulky item to smuggle.
The oxygen masks shall only be released if the pilot activates a button
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cuntychuck
from Copenhagen (Denmark) on 2005-03-01 12:29 [#01517243]
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what kind of sleeping gas would you use, haven't you seen the documentary about the hostage taken in the theatre in moscow.
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magicant
from Canada on 2005-03-01 12:30 [#01517245]
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i'm confused...is this an airplane terrorism appreciation thread or what?
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Drunken Mastah
from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2005-03-01 12:31 [#01517246]
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Nah, what you really need is a Bruce Lee or Steven Seagal on every plane!!
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Vastgebonden
from New York on 2005-03-01 12:32 [#01517247]
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I was in Spain in April.
On our last night we got pissed, as you do.
When I returned to the hotel full of brandy, i was watching a spanish mtv type of show.
There was this terrible Spanish rock song on. Guess who was in the video;
Steven Seagal trying to kiss the ladies.
I also laughed recently at a scene in a steven seagal video, i think it was called hard to kill. He is recovering from his near death experience, he is outside punching a bit of wood, kelly le brock turns up and he punches it so hard it snaps in two.
The hard bastard !
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Drunken Mastah
from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2005-03-01 12:34 [#01517248]
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NOTHING will ever stop these religious fanatics from carrying out these acts, because they are prepared to die.
It's a concept the civilized world just cannot comprehend. Imagine how difficult it would have been to perform these attacks and survive.
You don't get suicide bombings in Northern Ireland as the terrorists are not prepared to die for their cause.
So what's the answer? ban Islamic fundamentalists? I don't think that would work.
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Vastgebonden
from New York on 2005-03-01 12:37 [#01517253]
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This like attacking the cocaine, dealer when actually the problem lies in the reasons someone would want to use cocaine to hurt themselves or others. In this case, terrorism. Notice how GW Bush said, we'll get the bad guys, but nothing about the issues that caused this. I know these terrorists have some mental issues, but the issues have roots. Security at the airport or on the plane itself is not the place to stop terrorism. It's not a bad idea, but real issues need to be dealt with.
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Drunken Mastah
from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2005-03-01 12:40 [#01517256]
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"This like attacking the cocaine, dealer when actually the problem lies in the reasons someone would want to use cocaine to hurt themselves or others. "
hmmmmmm.............. i'd like to ask the people who've done
cocaine here if this was the reason they did it. when a few friends of mine tried it, they weren't trying to hurt anyone (including themselves).
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brokephones
from Londontario on 2005-03-01 12:40 [#01517258]
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I am the terrorist terrorist terrorist terrorist T.E.R.R.O.R Ist The terrorist terrorist terrorist terrorist
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Vastgebonden
from New York on 2005-03-01 12:42 [#01517259]
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I think they need to train a monkey to attack terrorists if something like this happens again. It could hide in a little box until the pilots hits the "Attack monkey" button and then a wrath of teeth and hair will be released upon the terrorists maybe teach them to use small weapons or fling poo is always a good distraction! Well, I will be starting a training class for these monkeys soon so if anyone has any small pants or diapers to donate for the monkeys please Email me at Sancho242@aol.com we can't have these monkeys running around with no pants on now can we ???DRUNKEN MASTAH HAS SPOKEN !!!!P.S. I MADE IT HOME AFTER 2 DAY'S WOO FUCKING
HOO!!!
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Combo
from Sex on 2005-03-01 12:49 [#01517262]
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I was once attacked by 22 angry squirrels I interrupted their card game I think they where Teamsters! I woke up in a
hospital three weeks later to find I had been robbed and beaten extreamly bad months later I found they ran my Visa card up with $3000 worth of nuts !!!!! Reflex I think you are on to something here!DRUNKEN MASTAH HAS SPOKEN P.S. SOMETIMES
I STILL WAKE UP IN A COLD SWEAT
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Vastgebonden
from New York on 2005-03-01 12:50 [#01517264]
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We must contact all airports as soon as possible to put our plan into effect! But we must be careful not to teach them too much because they may turn on us all and rule the world!!!!!DRUNKEN MASTAH HATES SQUIRRELS
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DJ Xammax
from not America on 2005-03-01 12:50 [#01517266]
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How many actual cases of 'airplane terrorism' has there been?
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Vastgebonden
from New York on 2005-03-01 12:51 [#01517269]
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what time is it where you are?
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Drunken Mastah
from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2005-03-01 12:52 [#01517270]
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We must contact all airports as soon as possible to put our plan into effect! But we must be careful not to teach them too much because they may turn on us all and rule the world!!!!!DRUNKEN MASTAH HATES SQUIRRELS
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Vastgebonden
from New York on 2005-03-01 12:54 [#01517274]
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You should train the squirrels at ninjutsu! and arm them with ninja stars!!!
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Drunken Mastah
from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2005-03-01 12:55 [#01517278]
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uh huh, o'k. What about bullet proof vests?
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Vastgebonden
from New York on 2005-03-01 12:56 [#01517279]
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I guess your squirrels are invincible then. Surley the terrorrists could just lay down a pile of nutz and that would neutralise them - or maybe even bury some on the plane, the squirrels qould then be occupied by finding them and digging them up?!?!?!?!?!
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DJ Xammax
from not America on 2005-03-01 12:57 [#01517281]
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Skepticism o' clock.
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Combo
from Sex on 2005-03-01 12:58 [#01517282]
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I guess your squirrels are invincible then.
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Vastgebonden
from New York on 2005-03-01 12:58 [#01517283]
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I've been out wandering the streets for the past 7 hours trying to run into the squirrels that once attacked me I thought I might have a word with their leader but once the squirrels where after me it was clear to see they had no leader they are capable of acting independently! This is where their true power is I am hold up in some sort of squirrel bunker right now they dragged me down here after I requested to speak with their "Leader"all I have is my laptop they have stripped me and put peanutbutter all over my body I fear this the end of the Baron my comrades! All I can d now is prey my death will come quickly!!!!DRUNKEN MASTAH HAS SPOKEN!
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Drunken Mastah
from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2005-03-01 12:59 [#01517284]
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oo thats gotta hurt!
Just had another thought...you set up missiles with squirrels in to attack other coutries!
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Vastgebonden
from New York on 2005-03-01 13:02 [#01517287]
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drunken - You need combo to tell how to escape, failing that
do a big shit on the floor, while they are smelling that, make a run for it~!
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Vastgebonden
from New York on 2005-03-01 13:04 [#01517288]
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drunken - You need combo to tell how to escape, failing that
do a big shit on the floor, while they are smelling that, make a run for it~!
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Drunken Mastah
from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2005-03-01 13:05 [#01517289]
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boom!
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qrter
from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2005-03-01 13:09 [#01517291]
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that made me laugh!
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oyvinto
on 2005-03-01 17:20 [#01517896]
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i think anti terror intelligence actually noticed my post and warned the goverment over here. when i arrived afther the plaintrip my bag didn't show up.
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DJ Xammax
from not America on 2005-03-01 18:13 [#01517984]
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:D
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