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q) why does a laptop dont like music ? BZBEGEGEGEGRBBRHEZHEHBEZJHBRRREAFRTHTMHLMLTMLHMLMLTMLTMLTMH a) because MHLM YYAAYTTTAHAHAH masonna: AIEIEIAIEIAJNIKEJIJEIJIJEIJIEJIEIJIEJIEJIEIJJEJE merzbow: gonna sample that q) why because ? a) because why (ok this one isnt very relative) sean & rob: where have you planted The Trees ? in my ARGHGFHGFHGTRATRTATRTATRTFRFRFRHGFRHGFRHRGFHRGFHRGFHRG |
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hahahahah *fav+* |
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i should previex before posting cuz there are some typing mistakes (typing on a laptop is pretty hard imo) |
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So, Merzbow walks into a bar and asks the bartender: What's this shit you're playing on the jukebox? The bartender replies: It's you. |
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fuck (preview OK) |
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LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL |
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man walks into a shop and says, i'll have a snickers, a pack of maltesers, a curly wurly, 2 double deckers and .... a merzbow! |
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Masami Akita walks into a cd store and asks. "do you have any sample cd's for making noise music?" |
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good one, it made me laugh ! |
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Masami Akita walks into a music store and asks. "do you have any washing machine ?" |
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Oh no. |
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great. |
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Masami Akita walks into a washing machine store and asks. "where are the headphones ?" |
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A fly lands on Masami Akita's hand. He looks at it for a moment and then finally says "suzumebachi no rinbu!" |
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what does that mean ? |
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special guest: gerogerigegege one two three fourrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr ahadjifsjiodjjksssssssssssssssssssss adsadjijiijji cockkkkkkkkkkk aaaaaaaaaaa (masturbation) asaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasfweeeeeeeeeeeeee |
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merzbow was carrying his Metal of Doom down to his Iron Caravan and fell down the stairs and everything went PSSSSSSSSSSSHHHCCRRRRRRRPPSSSSSSSSSJJJJJJSSPPGGGWWWWWWW |
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Masami Akita walks into a factory and asks. "did u send flyers ?" |
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merzbow and masonna walk in a noise disco. merzbow says so masonna : "damn, they dance to the noise, aren't there deaf or what ?" "what ?" |
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[tolstoyed] sounds good. |
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lol this is a good thread |
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where does merzbow live? A) in a merzbox! |
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What does Masami Akita and Maximillian Cohen have in common? They both want to unlock the mysteries of the sun. |
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q) How does Merzbow sound live ? a) dunno, iam deaf |
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hahah, that actually made me laugh. I'm gonna remember that one because you can use anyone's name in that joke really. |
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