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Fidel Castro is watching me.
 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2005-02-25 11:37 [#01512826]
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He is watching my every move. He has a tracing unit on my
car so he knows my every move. There are also these guys
that look like Fidel Castro that follow me around. Right now
as i look out my window i see one trying to hide behind a
snow bank but it really isnt working.

They must have forgot that it snows here.

What do i do? Also i can i prevent them from watching me? I
dont know what started this but luckily DJ XAMMAX pointed it
out.

Phew!


 

offline deepspace9mm from filth on 2005-02-25 11:42 [#01512837]
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Tinfoil Hats.


 

offline r40f from qrters tea party on 2005-02-25 11:43 [#01512841]
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poke out his eyes and he won't be able to watch you anymore.
then steal his cigars.


 

offline Taffmonster from dog_belch (Japan) on 2005-02-25 11:44 [#01512844]
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close your eyes and you'll be invisible!
its philosophicaly possible honest!


 

offline Raz0rBlade_uk on 2005-02-25 11:45 [#01512847]
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start following them


 

offline obara from Utrecht on 2005-02-25 12:11 [#01512887]
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stay lowprofile - is that what spies say ? eghmmm....


 

offline DJ Xammax from not America on 2005-02-25 12:56 [#01512962]
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You people simply aren't paranoid enough. Have you no idea
the seriousness of this situaTION??

virginpusher, by a tuxedo and wear a rose in the left breast
pocket. Pack your things in a suitcase and make for the
airport. I will contact you when you get there.


 

offline DJ Xammax from not America on 2005-02-25 12:58 [#01512968]
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Haha, of course I meant buy a tuxedo. Huhu.


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2005-02-25 12:58 [#01512969]
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Tia Carrere



 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2005-02-25 12:58 [#01512970]
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Shit shit shit!!!! There isnt enough time!! I brought my
tuxedo to the cleaners and i cant pick it up because i cant
afford to pay for the cleaning bill.

You see i was going to leave it there an extra week so i
could pay for rent and beer. Foiled again. I am going to
need you to contact Marcos about the tux. I think he can
help but i cant contact him myself because i owe him 2
cigarettes. Well you know how marcos is


 

offline obara from Utrecht on 2005-02-25 13:00 [#01512975]
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shit, this is getting serious. you convinced me - i'm
driv....eeerrrr...going to the petrol station. i need more
b.....aaaa....!!!


 

offline obara from Utrecht on 2005-02-25 13:02 [#01512984]
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"is it secret ?! is it safe ?!" [Gandalf]


 

offline DJ Xammax from not America on 2005-02-25 13:09 [#01513006]
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Yes I do. Anyway I just got off the phone to him and
apparently the tux you bought was rigged with treacle
anyway.

Dress casually and wait at the park for further
instructions. If anyone asks your name is 'Vincent'.


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2005-02-25 13:27 [#01513042]
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'Vincent'? Got it.

Should i still bring that flower? Oh my. This is crazy! I
cant believe this is happening. Last thing i knew i was at a
Sicilian resturant with vikki and then this happens. :/

Ok. Should i bring money or a passport?


 

offline obara from Utrecht on 2005-02-25 13:46 [#01513082]
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keep quiet, Vincent


 


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