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An open letter to Phobiazero
 

offline nebulous_fix from Moscow (Russia) on 2005-02-24 20:04 [#01511928]
Points: 9 Status: Regular



The person formerly known as skyfarmer hereby delivers to
you the following:

Dear Phobiazero!
I thoroughly admit that the amount of mischief brought in
this community by my presence is none short of an excuse for
my (thus rightful) banishment. I am ready to prove all
necessary testaments of loyalty and usefulness to the spirit
of xltronic and deeds of its creator, Phobiazero. I heartily
ask the Master to propose an act of seasonal mercy and
deliver existance of the “skyfarmer” account
back to my jurisdiction.

The case is that I have undergone a major optimization of
personality elements after a wild psychoterapic experiment
conducted by myself, so that I am finally perfect and my
talent and power are back to me (as if they ever were there
before this stuff came to happen).

First proofs may be seen in the partially developed
gentleness contained in my words.

I won't be holding grudges if you choose not to dispense
this chance, either — just to uphold the balance and
to avoid leeching energy by throngs of complicated
wordstructures :)


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2005-02-24 20:06 [#01511930]
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BADDABING BADDABOOM!

I say we give the lad a chance!


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2005-02-24 20:06 [#01511931]
Points: 47414 Status: Moderator



more importantly... is leak 1 or 2 the real one?


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2005-02-24 20:06 [#01511932]
Points: 27325 Status: Lurker



fav fucking +


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2005-02-24 20:07 [#01511933]
Points: 16982 Status: Regular | Followup to Zephyr Twin: #01511930 | Show recordbag



and by "I say we," I mean "I do henceforth humbly hope that
phobiazero reacts positively to this thread and does not
striketh all those involved down with holy bolts of HTML."


 

offline r40f from qrters tea party on 2005-02-24 20:09 [#01511935]
Points: 14210 Status: Regular



the forest was already on fire when the lightning struck!
the forest was already on fire when the lightning struck!
the forest was already on fire when the lightning struck!
the forest was already on fire when the lightning struck!
so strike, lightning, strike!


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2005-02-24 20:10 [#01511936]
Points: 50073 Status: Moderator



haha, awesome, but we don't know half the shit that went on
with you and phob..or so i've been told.


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2005-02-24 20:10 [#01511937]
Points: 27325 Status: Lurker | Followup to nebulous_fix: #01511928



and at the end of the second month the jocco
subsided as was not to be seen. But we brought forth many
laughs. Then it was said that he would return according to
the book of K_maty.


 

offline nebulous_fix from Moscow (Russia) on 2005-02-24 20:11 [#01511939]
Points: 9 Status: Regular | Followup to qrter: #01511931



I know there've happening some occurences of trolling whose
birthgiver was positively meant to be me, but in fact they
were actually fakes.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2005-02-24 20:14 [#01511945]
Points: 47414 Status: Moderator | Followup to nebulous_fix: #01511939



have you been spending inordinate amounts of time with a
dictionary?


 

offline nebulous_fix from Moscow (Russia) on 2005-02-24 20:15 [#01511946]
Points: 9 Status: Regular



And by coming back I would mean forever dismissing any
tricks involving multiple accounting, sexual offence or any
imaginable practice of floody-building.


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2005-02-24 20:16 [#01511948]
Points: 27325 Status: Lurker | Followup to nebulous_fix: #01511946



avatar needed


 

offline nebulous_fix from Moscow (Russia) on 2005-02-24 20:16 [#01511950]
Points: 9 Status: Regular | Followup to qrter: #01511945



No, dude, my enormous language clowning skills just showed
up with the rest of catharsis.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2005-02-24 20:16 [#01511952]
Points: 47414 Status: Moderator | Followup to nebulous_fix: #01511950



ha ha!


 

offline nebulous_fix from Moscow (Russia) on 2005-02-24 20:17 [#01511953]
Points: 9 Status: Regular | Followup to virginpusher: #01511948



I'll be making one as soon as I get my home computer back up
and working — or when I have some spare time at work.


 

offline elusive from detroit (United States) on 2005-02-24 20:19 [#01511959]
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thumbs down, phob.


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2005-02-24 20:37 [#01511970]
Points: 27325 Status: Lurker



Ebert give this two "outstanding" thumbs up


 

offline magicant from Canada on 2005-02-24 20:39 [#01511975]
Points: 2465 Status: Lurker



Ebert's only entitled to one thumb. the other one belongs to
Roeper.

and Roeper has one of his thumbs into the depths of hell.
the other's up his asshole. just look at the smile.

look into his eyes.


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2005-02-24 20:39 [#01511976]
Points: 18042 Status: Lurker



floody building


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2005-02-24 20:42 [#01511983]
Points: 27325 Status: Lurker | Followup to magicant: #01511975



The eyes of truth


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2005-02-24 20:46 [#01511993]
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fuddy duddy


 

offline mrgypsum on 2005-02-24 20:47 [#01511996]
Points: 5103 Status: Lurker | Followup to nebulous_fix: #01511928



ohh man, you suck, i was going to take that name you have
there as my second account. guess i will have to come up
with something else.


 

offline hevquip from megagram dusk sect (United States) on 2005-02-24 20:47 [#01511998]
Points: 3381 Status: Regular



the letters good enough to give a second chance.


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2005-02-24 20:50 [#01512003]
Points: 27325 Status: Lurker | Followup to hevquip: #01511998



agreed


 

offline mrgypsum on 2005-02-24 20:50 [#01512005]
Points: 5103 Status: Lurker | Followup to virginpusher: #01512003



consistency fellers, skyfarmer could suck phobias dick, he
is still going to get banned.


 

offline magicant from Canada on 2005-02-24 20:52 [#01512010]
Points: 2465 Status: Lurker



how do you get banned? what must one do?


 

offline oyvinto on 2005-02-24 20:54 [#01512014]
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i've heard skyfarmer mentioned lots of times. who was he,
and why is he so famous?


 

offline mrgypsum on 2005-02-24 20:54 [#01512015]
Points: 5103 Status: Lurker | Followup to magicant: #01512010



well from my experience, you have to post really useless
pictures of festering assholes, with cheese
and post direct links to the analord mp3s, + get temp banned
about 100 times

and also, you have to have strong religious convictions.


 

offline mrgypsum on 2005-02-24 20:55 [#01512018]
Points: 5103 Status: Lurker | Followup to mrgypsum: #01512015



but , and is the case here, you will probably be really well
liked, i really though the last person banned on here was a
good kid, he just liked to.....break the rules every now and
then.


 

offline i_x_ten from arsemuncher on 2005-02-24 20:57 [#01512021]
Points: 10031 Status: Regular



i dont know who you are, but maybe it should be voted for in
the weekly poll. i know its phobias site, but paying
members are technically shareholders. and it would be
democratic


 

offline r40f from qrters tea party on 2005-02-24 21:05 [#01512028]
Points: 14210 Status: Regular



guys, don't you remember what happens when someone gets
banned and other members casually ask for a vote or
something? phob is going to see this thread and close it.

i hate to sound like a jerk because i don't have anything
against any of the people who were banned, but phobiazero
doesn't owe any of us anything. it's his site, it's his
rules (multiple account = permanent ban). we all agreed to
play by them. i'm glad this site exists, let's not ruin a
good thing by constantly pissing off the people who run it,
right?


 

offline i_x_ten from arsemuncher on 2005-02-24 21:06 [#01512030]
Points: 10031 Status: Regular | Followup to r40f: #01512028



you sound like a jerk :)


 

offline magicant from Canada on 2005-02-24 21:12 [#01512036]
Points: 2465 Status: Lurker | Followup to i_x_ten: #01512030



i thought he sounded like a Republican.


 

offline r40f from qrters tea party on 2005-02-24 21:15 [#01512037]
Points: 14210 Status: Regular | Followup to i_x_ten: #01512030



and it's neither the first nor the last time :)


 

offline r40f from qrters tea party on 2005-02-24 21:16 [#01512038]
Points: 14210 Status: Regular | Followup to magicant: #01512036



hahahahaha


 

offline i_x_ten from arsemuncher on 2005-02-24 21:19 [#01512040]
Points: 10031 Status: Regular | Followup to r40f: #01512037



heh, the thing is would you be pissed off if you were
banned, and you had made a donation to this site, like you
obviously have.?


 

offline nebulous_fix from Moscow (Russia) on 2005-02-24 21:25 [#01512042]
Points: 9 Status: Regular



Hey, dudes, I've had pants full of history, long enough to
screw up the Bible thing itself in its length-telling and
sexual subtext.

I'm not sucking Phobia's dick now, I'm just trying to show
some factual base (i.e. my excessively expressive orality
perks) as proof for the fact that I have trully gotten
enlightment.


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2005-02-24 21:27 [#01512043]
Points: 50073 Status: Moderator



phobia is not over it though...maybe it would help if you
would tell him something nice :-)



 

offline r40f from qrters tea party on 2005-02-24 21:28 [#01512044]
Points: 14210 Status: Regular | Followup to i_x_ten: #01512040



i wouldn't do anything to get banned in the first place. i
have zero interest whatsoever in a multiple account or
trolling shit. as is evidenced by jaroen, you have to be
really, really annoying somebody to get banned for good.


 

offline i_x_ten from arsemuncher on 2005-02-24 21:30 [#01512045]
Points: 10031 Status: Regular | Followup to r40f: #01512044



well quite, but i meant in a hypothetical situation. eg. the
'r40f' that just dubbed phobias' mum


 

offline r40f from qrters tea party on 2005-02-24 21:34 [#01512049]
Points: 14210 Status: Regular | Followup to i_x_ten: #01512045



honestly, in a hypothetical situation, i would just be
bummed that i wouldn't be able to come back to xlt. i
wouldn't care about the money. that money that i donated
was to help cover the costs of the site. obviously, i care
enough about xltronic that i would donate it.

but i don't have anything to worry about and neither does
anyone else who doesn't start setting up troll accounts. if
you know already what will get you banned, you can't dwell
on it later.


 

offline nebulous_fix from Moscow (Russia) on 2005-02-24 21:34 [#01512050]
Points: 9 Status: Regular



Here's something nice — I promise to pay for my
membership, both in monetary and activity sense.


 

offline pachi from yo momma (United States) on 2005-02-24 22:28 [#01512083]
Points: 8984 Status: Lurker



Uhh...welcome back?


 

offline weatheredstoner from same shit babes. (United States) on 2005-02-24 22:33 [#01512086]
Points: 12585 Status: Lurker



Whats the point Skyfarmer? Its just a name. I'm sure you can
EASILY manage to create a dupe account.


 

offline mappatazee from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2005-02-24 22:44 [#01512093]
Points: 14294 Status: Lurker | Followup to weatheredstoner: #01512086



He's being funny. Shh.


 

offline WeaklingChild from Glasgow (United Kingdom) on 2005-02-24 22:45 [#01512094]
Points: 3354 Status: Lurker



multiple accounts = permanent ban


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-02-24 22:46 [#01512095]
Points: 21454 Status: Regular



You must provide a list of 6 great xltronic deeds you plan
to accomplish, should we choose to relinquish your
banishment. Then you will be on probabion for 6 months. If
you do not accomplish one of these deeds per month you will
be permanently banned.. um again, this time
superpermanently. After that, there is only one more
chance left to behave before we excercise our super
duper permanent banishment powers.


 

offline pachi from yo momma (United States) on 2005-02-24 22:54 [#01512097]
Points: 8984 Status: Lurker | Followup to w M w: #01512095



= )


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-02-24 22:58 [#01512100]
Points: 21454 Status: Regular



One of the deeds must be to slay the xltronic wolfman.


 

offline nebulous_fix from Moscow (Russia) on 2005-02-24 23:26 [#01512114]
Points: 9 Status: Regular | Followup to w M w: #01512100



Interview Autechre on really interesting subjects, perhaps?
:)


 


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