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Ive got this t shirt that is bright fucking green and advertises a charity on it and I don't like wearing it because it makes people cross the street to avoid giving money to me, even though im not collecting money. For charity. What household equipments and simple methods could I employ to reduce the impact of my t shirt? I would leave it out in sunlight but its not sunny ever, and I dont have any bleach or powerful cleaning agents, or any other sort of cleaning agents, and I can't stonewash like those vintagising specialists at Levis do because the laundrette would shaft me and also I havent got any stones. |
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scissors |
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*warning: stupid advice* just try pouring random chemical products on it? |
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paint |
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why do you so desperately want to be able to wear this t-shirt? |
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you can wear it inside out it will make you look like a desperate fashion victim |
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yeah, that sounds a bit "hip". welcome back, btw. it's been a long time. |
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put salt water on it, then leave it in the sun. or just buy another shirt from a charity shop. that'll get them |
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buy a new short without the logo |
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I guess maybe he enjoys the bright fucking green-ness of it? |
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man, just wreck the shit out of it in any way you feel like if you want to damage it!! destroying is easy = ) |
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destroying is easy = ) says you! |
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It's a nice shirt. It's comfortable. I think i will soak it in salt and ribena and see what happens. |
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there is a pretty good chance that fucking around with your comfortable shirt will make it decidedly less comfortable to wear. in short: it's a t-shirt. there will be others. |
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wear it inside out |
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kill yourself |
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petrol/matches |
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pylonbitch! ahahah, such a good name |
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use gunwash |
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The thread title sounds like a cry for help |
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tactically hitting it with vomit might help. |
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Not actually wearing it works too. Whenever I have a shirt with a logo I don't like, I wear it inside out. But none of those kinda shirts are green. It might look worse, cause there will prolly be an imprint on the back. You could just write cunt in big red marker over the charity, cause then it would look like you are taking the piss, and everyone but old ladies would walk up to you, just to tell you off. The old ladies would hit you with their handbag. |
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Do they have some kind of ultra-extendable bag straps? |
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You know, the standard issue easily offended old ladies with elastic bag strap and adjustable arms. The cheaper models that can still make stew but don't come with opposable thumbs. |
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adjustable arms! yes! go-go-gadget-bitchcunt! |
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Are you sure it's the t-shirt that makes people cross the road to avoid you? I'm not saying anything, just, saying, um, that. I'd write "Cunt" on it like someone else suggested, it can't hurt, can it? |
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wrap it in elastic bands then put it in a pot of boiling water and food colouring of your choice. |
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eh, cut into to little pieces, and then sew it back together. |
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If the fashion police were here you nerds would be in trouble right now |
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you would be dead. |
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