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offline CS2x from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-02-10 16:29 [#01494722]
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Q: If you mix potatoes with men, what comes out?

A: ManPotato

Here is another.

Q: Why did the wasp eat the elephant?

A: "Ha, ha, Sam. Stop being so naughty."



 

offline hobbes from age on 2005-02-10 16:31 [#01494725]
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You're so uncool! :)


 

offline i_x_ten from arsemuncher on 2005-02-10 16:32 [#01494726]
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gay


 

offline CS2x from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-02-10 16:32 [#01494727]
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You a Teh only Gayer around here, sorry.


 

offline sneakattack on 2005-02-10 16:33 [#01494728]
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please leave this thread open; it is both pertinent and
excellent.


 

offline CS2x from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-02-10 16:35 [#01494736]
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I'm glad you appreciate its depth sneakattack. Will you come
to my humble home and paint oranges in watercolour with me?


 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2005-02-10 16:36 [#01494739]
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why


 

offline sneakattack on 2005-02-10 16:38 [#01494743]
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and you can explain to me how great autechre is but how
little you understand them right? and simultaneously all
other music is worse, even though you understand nothing?
Sorry, I'll pass. Also, there's a way to put things
together which is funny, but apparently you think it's
random. Time to upgrade your brain, fella. I stepped on an
a spider the other day; those brains are pretty cheap, you
may consider going up even that far.


 

offline sneakattack on 2005-02-10 16:40 [#01494747]
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fucking outmoded grammar unit.


 

offline CS2x from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-02-10 16:40 [#01494749]
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I'm sorry. You must be getting me mixed up with someone
else. I actually agreed with what you said about Autechre.

I simply said the first track off LP5 had very complex
rythmic elements.


 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2005-02-10 16:42 [#01494754]
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emm


 

offline CS2x from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-02-10 16:43 [#01494755]
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And before you delve into ridiculous condescending snobbery,
I would like you to know that you're not the only person who
has an understanding of music; there are plenty of musicians
here (myself included) and plenty of people who are also
classically trained (myself included.)



 

offline Taxidermist from Black Grass on 2005-02-10 16:44 [#01494758]
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Wow, dude. Your really pushing the envelope there. I am
suprised you are not banned for ever and being praised as a
true revolutionary. Your name certainly says it all.


 

offline CS2x from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-02-10 16:45 [#01494759]
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That's not to say that people who are not musicians, and who
are not classically trained have no right to an opinion, or
cannot express an opinion eloquently enough, of course. If
anything, they have the purest view of music.


 

offline sneakattack on 2005-02-10 16:46 [#01494761]
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I never claimed to have an understanding of music, and hope
I never will.


 

offline bryce_berny from chronno (Canada) on 2005-02-10 16:46 [#01494762]
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stink


 

offline sneakattack on 2005-02-10 16:47 [#01494765]
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QUICK! make a topic about something technical! let's have
some fun!


 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2005-02-10 16:48 [#01494766]
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ceeeee


 

offline sneakattack on 2005-02-10 16:48 [#01494767]
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actually, just make a topic about anything. thanks dude.


 

offline CS2x from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-02-10 16:50 [#01494771]
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"and you can explain to me how great autechre is but how
little you understand them right? and simultaneously all
other music is worse, even though you understand nothing?
Sorry, I'll pass."

Sorry, how is that logical, and where did you get these
ridiculous ideas from? I actually prefer plenty of music to
Autechre's, and you may think I understand nothing-but I can
assure you, if I understood nothing I could not be using the
messageboard right now. Infact, I'd be stuck on the floor,
dribbling, making weird baby sounds, and shitting all over
the place.


 

offline horsefactory from 💠 (United Kingdom) on 2005-02-10 16:51 [#01494772]
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too funny for me


 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2005-02-10 16:52 [#01494775]
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aaaaa


 

offline sneakattack on 2005-02-10 16:54 [#01494779]
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Infact, I'd be stuck on the floor,
dribbling, making weird baby sounds, and shitting all over
the place.


yes, that about sums it up. I'm glad you have that much
self awareness. Thanks for setting yourself up so well! We
should team up more often, except that I'm so bored that my
body has started randomly cutting off blood flow to various
areas due to inactivity.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2005-02-10 16:55 [#01494782]
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frrrrr


 

offline CS2x from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-02-10 16:58 [#01494788]
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I don't like you saying "frrr", because it's very...

*drumroll*

frrr-ey.


 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2005-02-10 17:02 [#01494799]
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now say all my last 4 posts together


 

offline deepspace9mm from filth on 2005-02-10 17:04 [#01494806]
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LOLE!!


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offline horsefactory from 💠 (United Kingdom) on 2005-02-10 17:06 [#01494813]
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she won't be laughing when she finds those golf balls in her
cheeks


 

offline deepspace9mm from filth on 2005-02-10 17:09 [#01494827]
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She actually has mumps, but can still muster the inner
strength to laugh at Excellent Jokes! What a trouper.


 


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