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how lazy are you?

earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2005-01-20 17:05 [#01469124]
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when i'm drunk i don't bother to do my flies up after i go
to the toilet because i know that i have to go again within
30 minutes

can anyone beat that?

dog_belch from Netherlands, The on 2005-01-20 17:06 [#01469128]
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That sounds a bit like me. I don't know if I can beat it,
save to say sometimes I wet myself if I know it's not going
to be a big load.

JivverDicker from my house on 2005-01-20 17:06 [#01469129]
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I do that + I'll wee in a cup.

tolstoyed from the ocean on 2005-01-20 17:07 [#01469132]
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i don't use the bathroom.

earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2005-01-20 17:09 [#01469135]
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i feel ashamed and embarassed you all beat me

tolstoyed from the ocean on 2005-01-20 17:10 [#01469138]
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well, it wasn't much of a challenge really.

JivverDicker from my house on 2005-01-20 17:10 [#01469139]
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Do you have a 'bogey graveyard'? mine's under this very
chair seat as I can't be arsed to reach for a tissue.

Raz0rBlade_uk on 2005-01-20 17:12 [#01469144]
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I can't beat that

earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2005-01-20 17:12 [#01469145]
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i prefer to disperse them over a large area of the carpet to
avoid clogging the hoover when i clean up

tolstoyed from the ocean on 2005-01-20 17:13 [#01469146]
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i have a very convenient table for that so i just wipe it on
that.

tolstoyed from the ocean on 2005-01-20 17:14 [#01469149]
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you vacuum??

dog_belch from Netherlands, The on 2005-01-20 17:16 [#01469152]
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Once i tried to wee into a Evian water bottle whilst I was
on the phone, though it only served to disperse the urine,
in a kind of fountain of piss effect, over a wider area than
had I simply relieved myself in the corner of the room.

i_x_ten from arsemuncher on 2005-01-20 17:16 [#01469153]
Points: 10031 Status: Regular | Followup to JivverDicker: #01469139

i found someone else's bogey graveyard once by putting my
hand on it, not realising till i got down and looked. not
pleasant...

epohs from )C: on 2005-01-20 17:19 [#01469155]
Points: 17620 Status: Lurker

yeah, i've peed into beer bottles to keep from having to get
off the couch before.

..ok, lots of times.

JivverDicker from my house on 2005-01-20 17:21 [#01469158]
Points: 12102 Status: Regular | Followup to epohs: #01469155

I shat in a bag! I'd fallen out with my dad, he was is the
bath, and there was no way I was going to say 'Please can I
go to the toilet'

JivverDicker from my house on 2005-01-20 17:22 [#01469160]
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I suppose that's not laziness really...

epohs from )C: on 2005-01-20 17:22 [#01469161]
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HAHA!

that's top notch, but it's not really "lazy".

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