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!!! SECRET ANALORD MYTH !!!
 

offline KADO from The Belafonte (United Kingdom) on 2005-01-17 10:50 [#01463499]
Points: 1484 Status: Regular



If you go into a ladies toilet, go in front of the mirror
and say:

ANALORD, ANALORD, ANALORD....

AFX Will Appear, spin you around until you are real dizzy
then flush your head in the nearest cubicle.

Try it, if you dare. ( There are many variations to this
myth, many include anal penetration/devastation with various
sized analogue synthesizers. )


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2005-01-17 10:51 [#01463502]
Points: 50073 Status: Moderator



i'll do it.


 

offline FlyAgaric from the discovery (Africa) on 2005-01-17 10:54 [#01463513]
Points: 5776 Status: Regular



i did it and he gutted me with the analord vinyl. i'm in
desperate need of medical attention here...


 

offline dog_belch from Netherlands, The on 2005-01-17 11:03 [#01463523]
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I shudder to think what would transpire uttering Analord
repeatedly in a public convenience.


 

offline AlbertoBalsalm from Reykjavík (Iceland) on 2005-01-17 11:04 [#01463525]
Points: 9459 Status: Lurker



i hope he doesn't make me his penislave



 

offline zigzag from … on 2005-01-17 11:16 [#01463550]
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lol


 

offline mrgypsum on 2005-01-17 11:18 [#01463551]
Points: 5103 Status: Lurker | Followup to dog_belch: #01463523



make sure you are in some beat stall when you say it, i can
gather you will really see who is the lord of the anal.


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2005-01-17 11:19 [#01463553]
Points: 17620 Status: Lurker



yeah, it'd be wierd to hear some guy in the stall next to
you chanting "ANALORD".


 

offline trentee from Berlin (Germany) on 2005-01-17 11:48 [#01463609]
Points: 1081 Status: Lurker



i did that and rdj appeared and gave the best bj in my life!
thank you KADO :)


 

offline KADO from The Belafonte (United Kingdom) on 2005-01-17 11:51 [#01463612]
Points: 1484 Status: Regular | Followup to trentee: #01463609



You got lucky, I can't walk properly anymore.


 

offline corrupted-girl on 2005-01-17 11:51 [#01463613]
Points: 8469 Status: Regular



oh jesus..


 

offline Raz0rBlade_uk on 2005-01-17 11:56 [#01463621]
Points: 12540 Status: Addict | Followup to KADO: #01463499 | Show recordbag



I tried this and was devistated by an analogue dildo


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2005-01-17 12:00 [#01463624]
Points: 27325 Status: Lurker



I am too afraid to do it

:/

*panics*


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2005-01-17 12:01 [#01463626]
Points: 17620 Status: Lurker



I saw this on snopes.. it's a hoax.


 

offline Quino Strider from Buenaventura on 2005-01-17 12:26 [#01463646]
Points: 335 Status: Lurker



all i got was a face slap by a 30yr old woman and some
younger ones screaming to get the fuck outta the place.
am i doing anything wrong?


 

offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2005-01-17 13:49 [#01463786]
Points: 22557 Status: Lurker



mine's broken


 

offline stilaktive from a place on 2005-01-17 13:57 [#01463801]
Points: 3162 Status: Lurker



!!! ITS REALLY GOOD !!!


 

offline mrgypsum on 2005-01-17 13:58 [#01463802]
Points: 5103 Status: Lurker



i did it! i was anally raped by richard james! someone
notify the authorities!


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2005-01-17 14:00 [#01463805]
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I've only heard the version with the boyscouts in it before.
thank you for correcting that error!


 

offline zigzag from … on 2005-01-17 14:04 [#01463809]
Points: 172 Status: Lurker



TB303 anal


 


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