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Bonus fact # elf) In the future artificial evolution will cause the human crotch to lower to the knees and the calves will become the new ass (to make room for the brain extending into the chest cavity and stomach). Bonus fact tortilla) Some cyclopses have a tear duct on their left and others on their right, by a proportion of about 9 to 1 respectively. The remainder of this thread will be reserved for jokes about cyclopses, sort of like pollock jokes, only about cyclopses instead. I can't think of any yet, but how about a cynostril monster. That would be scary. But for starters, "cyclops" doesn't break down into two meaningful constituent parts "cy" and "clops" unless it is supposed to mean the calendar year of the sound of horse feet. I think it should they should be called unieyes, pluralized monsters of course, since they each have a single eye (and a single tear duct). *siisiisiiiiiiiiigh* Q)Why did the cyclops cross the road? A)Because. Q)How many cyclopses does it take to screw in a light bulb? A)Because. |
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CAN YOU GIVE ME AIDS |
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haha |
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My name is w M w and I can't stop thinking about cyclopses. Cyclopses bite off heads all the time and are totally sweet. This one time a cyclops bit off this womans head just because she sneezed. Now that's real ultimate power. |
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I held the real ultimate power book one week ago. the end. |
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when a cyclops looks at you, it adds new meaning to the phrase 'ive got my eye on you' |
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there are cyclopses in the movie krull, why dont you watch it. |
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I am truly sorry about bringing these keyboard characters to the top of the messageboard again, given that it isn't a very attractive combination, but I felt it was necessary to rewerd Bob Mcbob with the typed equivalent of laughter for his hilarious joke. I will do this now: "huf huf snnrrrrrghfupneah" Here is another possible combination of keyboard characters: "Bonus fact # elf) In the future artificial evolution will cause the human crotch to lower to the knees and the calves will become the new ass (to make room for the brain extending into the chest cavity and stomach). Bonus fact tortilla) Some cyclopses have a tear duct on their left and others on their right, by a proportion of about 9 to 1 respectively. The remainder of this thread will be reserved for jokes about cyclopses, sort of like pollock jokes, only about cyclopses instead. I can't think of any yet, but how about a cynostril monster. That would be scary. But for starters, "cyclops" doesn't break down into two meaningful constituent parts "cy" and "clops" unless it is supposed to mean the calendar year of the sound of horse feet. I think it should they should be called unieyes, pluralized monsters of course, since they each have a single eye (and a single tear duct). *siisiisiiiiiiiigh* Q)Why did the cyclops cross the road? A)Because. Q)How many cyclopses does it take to screw in a light bulb? A)Because." In this version there are only 8 sequential "i's" in "siisiisiiiiiiiigh" instead of 9. This particular combination might turn out much better. |
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did you at least watch krull to serve your cyclops fetish? do you even listen to what i type, hello...come on...! |
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