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offline sneakattack on 2005-01-15 19:43 [#01461098]
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how many packs/cups of instant (I'm talking ramen soups
here) do you consume a week?

~6


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2005-01-15 19:46 [#01461103]
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(0)


 

offline sneakattack on 2005-01-15 19:49 [#01461108]
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the cups are pretty good. I'm very poor and lazy these
days, so... .. .. . ..

I'm so happy they are the most prominent thing in times
square (is there an apostrophe in that shit? gay.).


 

offline deepspace9mm from filth on 2005-01-15 19:50 [#01461110]
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Lots.


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offline ecnadniarb on 2005-01-15 19:50 [#01461111]
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I only eat fresh food and only drink purified water.


 

offline sneakattack on 2005-01-15 19:51 [#01461112]
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and only fuck virgins, walk around in a toga, haven't driven
a car in a century, and sleep most preferably in the grass
or in a tree.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2005-01-15 19:52 [#01461114]
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I had a period during the summer when I would eat two of
those cups as a kind of dinner.

but I would feel filthy afterwards and each burp later on
would remind me of my filthiness.

and yet.. still the call of the instant noodle calls for
me..


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offline xf from Australia on 2005-01-15 19:57 [#01461128]
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none. i'm probably missing out, eh?


 

offline sneakattack on 2005-01-15 19:58 [#01461129]
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yeah what's up with the burps? honestly, it's pretty
insane.

lately what I do, instead of eating two sandwiches for a
meal, is a sandwich and a cup. having a ton of these leaves
me feeling pretty terrible.


 

offline sneakattack on 2005-01-15 19:58 [#01461130]
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dude, your colon (and life span) are definitely thanking you
for not having any.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2005-01-15 20:09 [#01461148]
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it certainly kept me regular.

no it didn't. it made me shit like a fountain.


 

offline sneakattack on 2005-01-15 20:15 [#01461157]
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ahhahahaahahaha

I had one extremely poor semester where I promised myself
I'd have 3 of them cheaper, grosser packaged ramen a day
(they were 10 / $1 !!). After three months of that I almost
vomited upon seeing them and for 4 months thereafter had a
flaky gastrointestinal tract.

P.S. I hadn't realized I had written 'waited' instead of
'waiting' in the petition until you pointed it out. fuck.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2005-01-15 20:21 [#01461172]
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that stuff can really screw up your insides.

it smells all artificial and lovely when just prepared but
when the deed is done.. there is hell to pay.


 

offline x0hx from Lysdexia (United States) on 2005-01-15 20:24 [#01461178]
Points: 1318 Status: Regular



Three bad letters:
MSG
Monosodium Glutimate
Shit explodes your fuckin brain cells, literally
"Chinese buffet syndrome"... tiredness/shaking/hungry 1hr
later
I'm not being anal guys, I've read up on it.
Top ramen.. cup o' ramen...
The best I've had were these packaged Indonesian noodles
The boxed Thai products @ Walmart are lush as well (Pad Thai
all the way, nigga!)


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2005-01-15 20:31 [#01461198]
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yes, you mean ve-tsin.

it's only really a problem if you have an allergy to it, if
I remember correctly.

anyway, MSG is ALL over the place. it's not just in noodles
and/or Chinese food.

it really is everywhere.


 

offline deepspace9mm from filth on 2005-01-15 20:41 [#01461236]
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I can personally vouch that a diet solely consisting of pot
noodles and alcohol does a serious number on your guts. Very
awfuls.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2005-01-15 20:42 [#01461239]
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does your poop turn to an almost transparent liquid?


 

offline sneakattack on 2005-01-15 20:42 [#01461240]
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I'm eating super sugary starburst candy and instant noodles
right now, I think I almost have diarrheaaa god damnit

x0hx are you positive it ruins your brain? That shit
is a common additive in asian countries, hell they have
special words for the flavor it induces (just like we say
sweet, sour, etc. : it's a fundamental taste region on the
tongue). shit can't be toxic. unhealthy sure, but not brain
toxic



 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2005-01-15 20:46 [#01461250]
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really, not just in asian countries.

there was a television programme about this on Dutch
television a month ago and they found it in a lot of stuff,
crips/chips, things like that.

it doesn't have a flavour, it enhances other flavours. it
mostly is a sign that the company is using the cheapest
products available for the food and is trying to boost the
taste.


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2005-01-15 20:52 [#01461259]
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that shit gives you guys the squirts too? man I thought I
just had a really fucked up GI tract... but honestly 95% of
the times I've eaten those instant noodles, I had nothing
but diarrhea to show for it! and I still come back for more!


 

offline deepspace9mm from filth on 2005-01-15 20:53 [#01461261]
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It looks like dirty water from, like, the friggin'
ganges
or something on occasion. That wouldn't bother
me, it's the stomach cramps and kidney pain that fuck me
right off. Although that's probably more the fault of
bargain booze than Pot Noodle Corpâ„¢.


 

offline x0hx from Lysdexia (United States) on 2005-01-15 20:53 [#01461263]
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I'm no scientist, but I *do* notice some of these effects
after eating some chinese foods / stuff w/ MSG



 

offline sneakattack on 2005-01-15 20:54 [#01461267]
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actually qrter, it is a basic flavor, not just an enhancer.


 

offline x0hx from Lysdexia (United States) on 2005-01-15 20:56 [#01461271]
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...so EHHHHH *wrong*
Nomsg.com
and
More info
I'm no green freak / tree hugger / whatever, but there is a
limit to what I like to ingest



 

offline sneakattack on 2005-01-15 20:57 [#01461275]
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OH FUCK THANK YOU

FUCK

*force-vomits*


 

offline deepspace9mm from filth on 2005-01-15 20:59 [#01461277]
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I thought "umami" was detected by a set of tastebuds that
like very "rich" tasting food, like buttered mushrooms or
something... didn't know it related directly to glutamate.

Intellestings.


 

offline x0hx from Lysdexia (United States) on 2005-01-15 21:02 [#01461280]
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Asparatame (sweetner) fucks u up bad too
NutraSweet/Equal/Diet Coke/Diet Pepsi/etc
and
A more controversial article


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2005-01-15 21:05 [#01461286]
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word of advice: don't read up on MSG while listening to
analord... shit will trip you out.

I'm seriously all paranoid now because I now feel like half
of the foods I used to love are going to fucking kill me.


 

offline x0hx from Lysdexia (United States) on 2005-01-15 21:07 [#01461291]
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FORMALDEHYDE
*runs*
heh
Hey you can dip yer cigs in it and smoke it... *bam* instant
wack/wet daddy!



 

offline x0hx from Lysdexia (United States) on 2005-01-15 21:09 [#01461293]
Points: 1318 Status: Regular



OK I've single-handedly raped this thread
DEBBIE DOWNER
heh
I know..some of you slags don't care bout teh health
oh well


 


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