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A Bedtime Story, by w M w
 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-01-08 01:19 [#01449911]
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Once upon a time, there lived a Pooka.


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offline r40f from qrters tea party on 2005-01-08 01:24 [#01449914]
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thanks goodnesses


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-01-08 01:26 [#01449916]
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There was nothing more that Pooka (for both his name and his
species were Pooka) liked to do than shoot his bazooka out
in the fields of Chanchooka.


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offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-01-08 01:31 [#01449917]
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With his friend named Dooka. Being a retarded looking bird
type creature, Dooka had no arms and couldn't shoot the
bazooka. But he was content to watch his friend Pooka shoot
the bazooka at...


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offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-01-08 01:37 [#01449919]
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a castle! (And various other things mind you, but the
majority of fire was focused on the castle)... because... it
was fun... and because...


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offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-01-08 01:40 [#01449920]
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Oh no, Suddenly a giant porkypine showed up!


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offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-01-08 01:43 [#01449921]
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And then something happened, but I can't really tell what.


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offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-01-08 01:43 [#01449922]
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And then...


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-01-08 01:52 [#01449923]
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This thing came. It was a fag pooka from the fag dimension.


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offline JAroen from the pineal gland on 2005-01-08 02:00 [#01449924]
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dont ever lose pic posting abilities


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-01-08 02:11 [#01449931]
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the king fag was lying on his bed with the super crystal
ball. And then something dumb did or didn't happen. He
looked into the crystal ball and it said "gimp sucks".

And then everyone died. The end.


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offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-01-08 02:26 [#01449935]
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"I am a fag"- Leuitenant Fag


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offline Human Error from Stargard (Poland) on 2005-01-08 02:36 [#01449939]
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And then everyone died.... i love that ending ;) makes me
feel good ;)


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2005-01-08 02:37 [#01449940]
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that was awesome


 

offline r40f from qrters tea party on 2005-01-08 02:44 [#01449946]
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A+


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-01-08 02:46 [#01449948]
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shitt.jpg


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offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-01-08 02:56 [#01449950]
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Oh no! It's the bioluminescent pie-mandibled WTF tree fag!
Run while it still has pie.


 

offline sneakattack on 2005-01-08 02:58 [#01449951]
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This is Matus Telgarsky, and I allow this thread.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-01-08 02:58 [#01449952]
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Everyone came to life again and then the bioluminescent
pie-mandibled WTF tree fag ate them.

The second end.


 

offline sneakattack on 2005-01-08 02:59 [#01449953]
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that's fucking sweet.


 

offline sneakattack on 2005-01-08 03:01 [#01449955]
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I just went over this 'properly'. It's fucking incredible.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-01-08 03:02 [#01449956]
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This thread was the best ten dollars you ever spent!


 

offline JAroen from the pineal gland on 2005-01-08 03:02 [#01449957]
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fuck you, gimp


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-01-08 03:04 [#01449958]
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True, true. Despite being made with gimp, this thread is
definately "the cat's meow".


 

offline sneakattack on 2005-01-08 03:05 [#01449959]
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yeah I said the animation crap is shit a long time ago, but
hopefully you can have fun with the rest of it. I
reeeeeeeeeeally thing you should track down a cheap wacom
drawing tablet.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-01-08 03:09 [#01449964]
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If it needs a "driver" or anything resembling a "driver",
then there's no "plausi...bility?" that I can ever get it,
how you saaaay... "to" work, given past "experi...ence?"
with "drivers".


 

offline sneakattack on 2005-01-08 03:10 [#01449965]
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weeeeeeeeeell this is under the assumption you can get a new
(ihopeihopeihopeihopeihopeihopeihopeihopeihopeihopeihopeiho
'puter pe). should be piece of cake then..


 

offline sneakattack on 2005-01-08 03:10 [#01449967]
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whoa sometimes xlt fucks with formating.. that was meant to
say "get a new 'puter"

by the way if you learn python you can write gimp plugins
very easily; that might be fun.


 

offline JAroen from the pineal gland on 2005-01-08 03:12 [#01449968]
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all of a sudden it became clear to me. i was to become a
pirate.

Table Of Contents (scroll down for table of contents)

AMACOM

MODEL

PODSTAWOWE FUNKCJE

Cena detaliczna brutto

Zdjęcie

5

mute,redial,flash,optyczna sygnalizacja dzwonka,biurkowo
ścienny

35.00

ZDJĘCIE

10

jak wyżej

35.00

ZDJĘCIE

100

900 Mhz,10 pamięci,wyświetlacz, homologacja

229.00

ZDJĘCIE

15

jak wyżej

36.00

ZDJĘCIE

20

jak wyżej

36.00

ZDJĘCIE

25

wyświetlacz,identyfikacja numeru

63.00

ZDJĘCIE

30

jak wyżej

40.00

ZDJĘCIE

50

głośnomówiący,hold,autoredial,wyświetl
jak wyżej + acz,pamięć 100
numerów przychodzących i 30 wychodzących CID
wyjście DATA

79.00

ZDJĘCIE

55

Głośne
mówienie,identyfikacja,książka,flash

96.00

ZDJĘCIE

60

ks. telefoniczna do 199
pozycji,głośnomówiący,clip,budzik

94.00

ZDJĘCIE

65

pamięci,głośnomówiący,kalkulator,kalen
klawiatura dotykowa,clip,10 darz

88.00

ZDJĘCIE

Atlantel

1102

redial,flash,regulacja
glośności,możliwość zawieszenia

29.00

ZDJĘCIE

5503

10 pamięci,redial,flash,pause

39.00

ZDJĘCIE

6606

clip,10 pamięci,kalkulator,blokada
połączeń,redial

69.00

ZDJĘCIE

7706

clip,niebieski
wyświetlacz,głośnomówiący

77.00

ZDJĘCIE

Audioline 35

b/p,identyfikacja nr, 10 pamięci,blokada
połączeń,

155.00

ZDJĘCIE

Audioline 703

clip,książka na 30 wpisów,regulacja
głośności,

192.00

ZDJĘCIE

Audioline 704

głośnomówiący,clip,możliwość
dologowanie 5 słuchawek,blokada klawiatury

199.00

BATERIE

23NK3BMU

Bateria 23NK3BMU

28.00

6F22 9V


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offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-01-08 03:12 [#01449969]
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Maybe I can learn how to send a virus to the maker of gimp.


 

offline sneakattack on 2005-01-08 03:14 [#01449970]
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hahahahaha


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-01-08 03:35 [#01449985]
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Ę


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offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-01-08 03:36 [#01449986]
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*commercial*
Yes, it took me that long to make that. Why you ask?
Because... I used Gimp. *holds up a copy and smiles*
*end commercial*


 

offline JAroen from the pineal gland on 2005-01-08 03:38 [#01449987]
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SPACE PIRATES ATTACK!!!!!11

PLANET DI43-CKH34Ð sighted!!!


 

offline sneakattack on 2005-01-08 03:38 [#01449988]
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where do I sign up? This gimp sounds incredible.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-01-08 03:40 [#01449989]
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You subconsciously wrote "wMw" in your picture. It's
understandable given that I'm so cool.


 

offline sneakattack on 2005-01-08 03:42 [#01449990]
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hhahahha definitey not suuuuuuub concious

DUDE I just looked at wacom tablets on line, they are more
expensive than I thought! Please use your ebay trickery to
procure one. fuck this is SERIOUS, that wtf monster is the
best.


 

offline sneakattack on 2005-01-08 03:43 [#01449991]
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these spelling errors must come to an end.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-01-08 03:43 [#01449992]
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Oh... My... God...

... I havn't used my record bag yet!!!...


 

offline sneakattack on 2005-01-08 03:44 [#01449993]
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if I donate another $10 they can rename it record fag. holy
shit I'm out of it..


 

offline sneakattack on 2005-01-08 03:47 [#01449994]
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I had this ridiculous nosebleed/booger problem
malfunctioning my left nostril while, err, down south, and I
still can't use it.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-01-08 03:47 [#01449995]
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*continues to not use record bag*

*yaaaaawn*

Man, this bed time story has made me so sleepy. I have
to... go... to...
zzzz....zzzzzz......zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz... *dreams about
being attacked by space wacom boards from the fag dimension*


 

offline sneakattack on 2005-01-08 03:48 [#01449996]
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alright, see you tablet rest. I better brush me fagzars as
well.


 

offline JAroen from the pineal gland on 2005-01-08 04:56 [#01450023]
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wacom?


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2005-01-08 05:12 [#01450025]
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one of those thingamadongs with a pen that you can draw on
and it appears on the screen.

Unfit for people with cats.


 


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