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What the fuck is with bowling? I went with some old school-friendthings, and honest-to-god, i just don't see the attraction. Here is the rundown of the night: - The lights are set: Low (known as "starlight" bowling). - There is a policy of 80s school disco "hits". - I have discovered i really can't fucking bowl. At all. - The drinks are all űber-expensive. - They also have dodgems (although to be fair, this bit was utterly awesome). Anyway. Bowling. What's the deal? |
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yeah that's what i like about it ;) |
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you dislike it cause you are a loser at bowling. thats the deal. |
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If only bowling was more like sitting in a chair with a pint, a fag and a packet of spicy peanuts. Instead making a fool of myself. Y'know, i think you're right. |
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I can find it entertaining. I guess you need some skill to enjoy it... |
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its more of a social event, and i really enjoy it. but surely you can still smoke, drink, do what you want whilst you are socializing with your friends, no? |
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I don't get it either. Then again, I also don't get televesion, drinking, flirting, wars, religion, slavery, and a billion other common human endeavours. |
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"If only bowling was more like sitting in a chair with a pint, a fag and a packet of spicy peanuts." Try the local gay bar for that setting. |
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Aye, that's true i suppose. It's just weird to me though, why not go down the pub instead? You can do all of that you speak of and have a grand auld time without some Warrington Wire 107.5FM DJ spouting some fucking spiel down your ears inbetween "build me up buttercup" on repeat. Whilst some bored chav girl spits in your pint that she's pulling. |
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HoHO, another fag joke. The next oscar wilde, ladies and gents. |
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i fucking love bowling.....i beat my girlfriend every time! i hate the fucking shoes though. |
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The shoes are the best part my man. Anyway, I finally went bowling and enjoyed it more than I thought, I had really bad memories of it and thought I'd still be pretty awful but it worked out okay. Plenty of gutterballs but there was a laugh had. More proof that an outgoing life really is the bee's knees. |
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I like bowling, not too often but now and then. Its satisfying because the learning curve seems quite apparent, and its not hard to find people to have a reasonable game with. |
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Admit it, it was a good one. |
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i don't mind 5 pin bowling, cause the ball is light enough that i can control it well and put spin on it and shit... but 10-pin sucks cause the balls are too damn big, and i almost always end up fucking up muscles in my wrist/hand/fingers... and yeah, neon-bowling music seems to be pretty goddamn terrible... here, it's less of the retro crap, and more of the disturbing vaguely club pop songs like that one "Woof Like a Dog", and fuckin' "I Wanna Suck On Your Lollipop"... can someone tell me more about this hard-house/super-chauvinist pop phenomenon? it confuses me to no end... |
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I think that pretty much started with disco in the '70s. |
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i don't get it eitherr i'm afrraid. i just get aching fingerrs and an empty wallet. |
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I love bowling. Maybe its because you lost you didnt like it. I bet it you beat everyone you'd have a different opinion |
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side note: of the 4 times i've been i've eitherr came firrst orr second. beginnerr's luck you might say orr maybe i'm just have a naturral talent forr it. |
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maybe i'm do jus' |
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It's like chess but with larger pieces and a more pungent aroma. |
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i use to watch my mates bowl but i don't do it myself. i'd just sit there and listen to music+watch them pull off cheesy moves. thats why i go |
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"Bowling from wheelchairs with fags" the new venetian snares album out now! |
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You are Captain Dynamic. |
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"hey guys, let's bowl!" "YEAH! oh fuck- we haven't got anyone to watch us.." "AAH shit, forgot about that." "no bowling for us then." "yeah, we'll just have to fuck eachoth-" *SWOOSH!* "what the h-" "JESUS X!! IT'S CAPTAIN DYNAMIC!!" "YAY FOR THE CAP!!" "LET'S BOWL!!!" |
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fuck it man, lets go bowling... |
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