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Dear Diary, I can't believe it's really happened to me. I've read about it for years and thought it was something that only happened to other people. A client called me and said I had to remote into his computer and extract some data and make a spreadsheet of his inventory. So I told him to put on pcanywhere. He said he could not, because there was a blackout. I said, ".........there's a blackout..." He said, yes, that is why we cannot do it ourselves and we need you to do it. I told him, there is a blackout. Yes, he said, and then I heard the sound of a four watt lightbulb flicking on in his mind and he said "Ohhhhhhhh." Dear Diary, I hope I have lots more adventures with you soon. |
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i don't like to deal with people...although this is a fine example of how to deal with people. |
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Man do I have news for you 1) Boulevard wide lawnmower--with this thing, well, just remove people 2) pocket flame thrower--ditto There used to be a way on old telephone circuits to cause telephones to blow up--just put a lot of current on the damned thing and no breakers, fuses, etc stopped it from transmitting to the other end. In a third world country you could probably nuke someone's head or make the phone smoke. I feel this message of yours deserves a reply, I have a soft spot for you and these kind of things ever since that awesome 'how to make fleetmouse kill' thread. |
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1) Boulevard wide lawnmower--with this thing, well, just remove people That is good. No, that is good. Six lanes of churning metal blades and an indentation in the middle for the median. The ultimate tech support solution. |
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And dude, you know that grass gunk that comes out of a regular lawnmower? AHHAHAHAHAAHAHHHAHHHAHHAHAH |
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I was demoing a program to a group of expensively dressed bastards last year.. meanwhile I was in a torn flannel and hadn't slept all night. I have my payback in ways like that. faggots. it really is true that the more you post, holy shit quality converges to shit. |
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Well. We can't call it mulch if it's full of bones and hair and metal and rubber. There's any number of industry standards bodies that'd object to that. |
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