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w M w
from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-01-01 01:35 [#01441446]
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There has been mass recent abuse of posting privelages regarding threads with "happy new year" in the topic title, in that there are too many of them. They are lowering xltronic's high quality standards, so, following the success of our tactic to ban "appreciation threads", we will set individuals who create new "happy new year" threads on fire. This is effective immediately. Given we have included "happy new year" in our own topic title, we will set an example as a warning to all of you by lighting ourselves on fire first.
The Xltronic Standards Committee
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sneakattack
on 2005-01-01 01:38 [#01441447]
Points: 6049 Status: Lurker
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What the hell are people celebrating? It proves how sad we all are, we have to make shit up like this to feel good about living. I'm glad midnight passed and I didn't notice. How fucking arbitrary.
I became really said going to a shopping center recently (I had to enter that stinkhole because, like I've said, lost luggage=no clothes=fuck I'm boring, i need to start using my brain agBOOM
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w M w
from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-01-01 01:43 [#01441450]
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I think March 4th is a much more appropriate day to mark the "beginning" of the cycle of seasons.
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sneakattack
on 2005-01-01 01:48 [#01441451]
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so that's your yarble?! swizzle. hahaha
hey download that gimp shit and learn how to use it.
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sneakattack
on 2005-01-01 01:50 [#01441452]
Points: 6049 Status: Lurker | Followup to w M w: #01441450
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Crap I can't find the images I wanted to show you; instead fuck with this
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w M w
from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-01-01 01:55 [#01441454]
Points: 21456 Status: Regular
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I can't bother downloading or installing anything given that I expect this computer to explode again soonish. It takes forever to get on the internet.. it's much easier at night as if the less congestion helps. I'm gonna leave now or something so bye.
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sneakattack
on 2005-01-01 01:57 [#01441456]
Points: 6049 Status: Lurker | Followup to w M w: #01441454
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I'm going to make the whole universe my slave in 300 years, hang out until then NOBYEHIGOODNO
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w M w
from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-01-01 02:13 [#01441459]
Points: 21456 Status: Regular
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In 300 years I'll certainly be dead. It already is 300 years from now. 'How fucking arbitrary'. You only deserve single quotes. I already do feel dead though. I'd like to compare my life side by side with everyone else's to see where it would rank on the miserable scale. I'm mostly done talking about "life" though I think.
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sneakattack
on 2005-01-01 02:23 [#01441460]
Points: 6049 Status: Lurker | Followup to w M w: #01441459
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I need to put the sonic cd tracks somewhere for you.I never could find the early one..
I stiiiiill think you should make a god damned escape plan. fuck.
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sneakattack
on 2005-01-01 02:24 [#01441461]
Points: 6049 Status: Lurker | Followup to w M w: #01441459
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yo excellent electronic bitstream, what are you listening to these days anyway?
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w M w
from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-01-01 02:46 [#01441466]
Points: 21456 Status: Regular
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"The Politically Correct Pseudo-Boogie Grocery Fag Jams". They play Elton John, your mentor, occasionally so you would probably like it. It sure is like a knife in my stomache though. In other words I like it very much. Please chop off my hand. mmmm... I just stuck another knife in my leg. That feels good. Actually it's worse; it's a "remix" of elton john by someone who is even more gay. I guess maybe they don't want to fork over the big bucks for decent material like real elton john. Oh my god, one of the singers... and everyone sings in these incessant songs.. if it was just melody it would be tolerable but they must manipulate your brain constantly with words... anyway, one of the singers has such a ear piercing ... not really that... it's like vomitous voice... like... ugh... Oh my god, I don't control my body. Humans are losing autonomy. I SUPPORT THE UNABOMBER. This is what society is becomming. If I was you I wouldn't be terribly inspired to ... bla, ioj They take the shitty route. The big lumbering brute has no choice. There's no room for ingenuity. Not being conformative only hurts. So.. what was I talking about again, or writing rather? Ha ha, I like doing that. You know when you speak a question, how the ending tends to be a higher pitch, but it just keeps going, making you keep talking in a high pitch? At least the Kurklakians are coming. I will join them. But they'll probably just eat me too, and I'd gratefully let them because I am after all a member of the worst life form in the universe and deserve nothing better.
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sneakattack
on 2005-01-01 02:52 [#01441467]
Points: 6049 Status: Lurker | Followup to w M w: #01441466
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You should start pasting the unabomber's manifesto on the backs of all the items in the snifflebratmart or whatevers. They must have really struggled to find someone gayer than elton john, and you should respect that. He had an entire _floor_ of radio city hall to himself (that place is mother fucking huge, too), and it had a troop of muscley fuckers in speedos trooping around in it. I stress it was just for him; his 'band' was elsewhere.
I think you should eat some fucking ice cream and form your god damned plan. Geeze your life went to the shitter since I sent you that crapholiose. I guess you may have surmised there was a virus in there. sorry.
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sneakattack
on 2005-01-01 02:53 [#01441468]
Points: 6049 Status: Lurker | Followup to sneakattack: #01441467
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fucking SEAWEED double usage of troop was unintentional.
SHIT.
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