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offline Taxidermist from Black Grass on 2004-12-29 02:17 [#01438979]
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I know some of you people are about to go to sleep, so I
have included a link with a number of heart
warming stories to help you rest better. Sleep always comes
sooner with stories.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2004-12-29 02:36 [#01438987]
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So I goes to this taco bell you sees. It twasn't in Poshnu
twere I livinya, but trather twas in yonder Vinceville. Now
Vinceville twas not mive turf keep in mind and there twere
spectacles and visitations that bespackled me. So I sees a
place, sees I, a "rent-a-fag" store. So I goes inside, just
forse a laff mind yous, and what does I sees? Well... I sees
fags in cages and one fag with a missing leg he had! Well...
I just knowed that t'nobody twould buy him and he looked so
yonder sad. So what did I do you asks me... well, I
purchased that poor little legless fag, did I, right then
and there, and I gave him a nice home. So you see, it is
quite a heart warming story don't you know.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2004-12-29 02:38 [#01438988]
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"oooooooooooh
there's no can-a-daaaa
like french can-a-daaaa
it's the only can-a-daaa
I knoooooooow"

Would you like a moustache?

 

offline Ophecks from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2004-12-29 12:47 [#01439349]
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This is pretty heartwarming, I guess. I'm more jealous than touched, though. Of
both the rich guy and the hobos.


 

offline Taxidermist from Black Grass on 2004-12-29 14:02 [#01439458]
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Its funny. Most of those hobos will go out and buy crack
with all that money. You can purchase 20 rocks with that
kinda dough!!!


 

offline scup_bucket from bloated exploding piss pockets on 2004-12-29 14:07 [#01439461]
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one time I found a four-leaf clover and gave it to a
hobo...looking back it seems kinda spiteful


 

offline weatheredstoner from same shit babes. (United States) on 2004-12-29 14:14 [#01439462]
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this one time I stole a fourleaf clover from a hobo. he
cried.


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2004-12-29 14:18 [#01439465]
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my heart just ain't very warm right now.

 

offline evolume from seattle (United States) on 2004-12-29 16:12 [#01439556]
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i thought it said 'heartworming' and was hoping for a few
gruesome tales!


 

offline bogala from NYC (United States) on 2004-12-29 16:20 [#01439559]
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Very, Very heart warming story

 

offline faaip_de_oiad from Sirius (United States) on 2004-12-29 16:44 [#01439570]
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Christian Science? That's an oxymoron if I ever saw one.

 

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