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i'm trying to rise up in the ranks of amazon reviewers . . . hopefully one day i can be top 1000 and have a cool badge next to my name. that way more people will read them. the rich get richer sort of thing. so. can you click on these and vote "helpful" for me. i mean, only if you found them helpful of course. lot of soccer moms have been hating on them. sucks. i need more helpful votes. thankyousomuch |
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no. |
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I will support you fuckwagon! Soccer moms = teh dumb! |
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Your reviews are genious and full of truth. Oh and funny too. |
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oh you |
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ok :) *pops a wheelie* |
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these are the most hilarious reviews ever written. Raising little Tommy Tucker in the midst of today's evolving social ethos can be quite the daunting task, most likely leaving no time for the proper nuclear parenting once thought necessary to cultivate successful, well-adjusted progeny. As late 20th century single-parent households transition into post-families ubiquitously networked through wireless electronics and databased personalities, you're going to need every advantage you can get if you want to keep your bloodline flourishing among the finest of neo-Capitalist aristocracy. I have soiled myself! |
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mc griff?? |
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yes! i got more votes! i am in debt to you all wheelies for everyone |
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lol the last one was hasselhoff! |
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Hahaha, that is so good. That has cheered me up so much! I was having a pretty rotten day, sitting here in mind numbing tedium waiting to go home. Now I am crying with laughter, getting some funny looks :D ...Voting now. |
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"Well let's face it, babies typically aren't the brightest fellows or the easiest to communicate with, but we love them anyway." |
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GOLD I TELL YA: These initial discoveries, as banal as they might seem, opened the floodgates for the slew of discoveries that would relentlessly bombard my virgin mind for the rest of that day and for 15 consecutive days thereafter. I discovered truths about my discoveries, that my discovering was being discovered by each sequential discovery, and that each discovery had an infinite amount of possible discoveries directly related to the preceding discovery (and, for that matter, to each preceding discovery's sister quasi-discoveries existing only as possibilities). I also discovered that a discovery was also a discovery within itself and therefore possessed a chaotic black hole-ish quality about it where a near infinite amount of discoveries and sub-discoveries swirl about discovering themselves and each other as the entire architecture of the main discovery collapses to a point. Mind you though, each discovery within the main discovery also existed in parallel as a main discovery itself--the consequences of which can be damaging to the brain if not properly primed firsthand by Discovery Ball. Eventually I discovered a number of discoveries somewhere on the other side of infinity, and much to my delight, stumbled upon my final discovery: that I is/was/will be the Universal Truth. |
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discovery ball will fuckin fuck you up! |
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damn! I thought this was about a renegade band of amazing amazons that had taken over your basement, and you needed help with extermination. |
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You know you're headed towards a quality review about a waffle iron when you see this: 28 of 67 people found the following review helpful: "Is there a real live Belgian in my kitchen?" |
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how do you vote? |
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***** Durability = ***** Fun = ***** Educational = Overall oh god, I need all that stuff RIGHT NOW!! also that David Hasselhof s#it!! |
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yes |
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you guys are mad!!!! |
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I like the review it is good. Thankyou for your review of Confield, I worked very hard on that album (for two days.) |
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fuckwagon = teh pwn |
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