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True powers/stories only please: The ability to predict the future through dreams: About 11 months ago, I had a dream where there were 3 women I work with were all pregnant (in the dream). Well I goto work the next day and I joking tell everyone I had a dream where (lets call them 1,2,+3) were pregnant... well a few people said that they just found out that 1 had been pregnant for two weeks (i had no idea she was). So I was like, wierd... Then at this time 3 turns and says, 'well I doubt it means anything, I allready have 3girls and I dont want another kid'. Okay, so about 7 months go by, and number 2 gets pregnant (who has never had any kids btw). So I'm like "oh snap".... Well about two days ago, number 3 comes up and says " I want to thank you for that dream you had" Immediately I freaked out and said something along the lines of 'get the fuck outta here', but she was serious... I was really creeped out. All of them pregnant within 11 months. The amazing ability to offend others without trying: This is a super power that I've had for most of my life. Not as strange/creepy as my other one, but its quite effective and works on all but my closest friends. I've come to terms with it and I'm sure that one day I'll use it against the forces of evil. I have more but these are my favorites right now. |
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I can lucid dream quite often so i can do anything. |
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I have a tranqulizing affect on people. It can be good if people are getting rowdy and want to fight. |
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You and I should team up. I can get people all upset and you can tranquilize them, and then we'll just need a third person who is a good escape artist so we can bail. |
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Being all powerful |
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boring |
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That doesnt count because anyone can do it if they want! I was luckily born with that gift! Some people need to be taught. Anyways ima panda that can use a computer, talk about special powers!! |
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The ability to fly...down |
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haha nice one |
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I, like most male visitors of this board, have the ability to shoot thick, white, acid substances onto individuals and objects when sexually aroused. |
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I have the amazing ability to go completely under the radar. I have a stealth cloak. Many people I've gone to school with for years don't even know my name. |
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ophecks is our third then |
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never underestimate the power of a woman crying. all i have to do is think about edward scissorhands.....yeah just kidding! |
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this is my special power Password: ******** *********************************************************** *** * SUPER USER Command Mode * * * * WARNING: This SUPER USER command mode is intended for use * * by Nortel Networks Customer Support personnel ONLY.Use of * * this command mode by unauthorized personnel could result * * in damage to the equipment. Nortel Networks accepts no * * responsibility for such usage. Unauthorized usage will * * invalidate all warranties. * *********************************************************** *** -> hwDumpAll |
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wham bam thank you, OFFICER?!?!? |
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Sweet, I went ahead and got us all brand new super hero watches. If you flip a switch on the side, the watch doubles as a profilactic... Now all we need is a cool (lame) group name for us. |
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its not acid, its basic |
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I have the power of procrastination... but I'll talk about it later... |
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i have the power of xlt castration..don't push me! |
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i have the power to pick up a flower and have a good shower today |
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i have the power of really good luck. like ioposite of the power of offending poeple without trying. I don't get into trouble even trying (like messing with some bully's girlfriend and insulting motorbikers and policemen) |
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I have the special ability to attract women everywhere I go. That's only one of my special powers, but is probably the most important. |
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the ability to predict next music on a radio Once I was up the apricot tree trying to fill the bucket with apricots. (my parents had a garden a time ago) and some neighbours several dozens of meters away listened to some radiostation. Somehow I began thinking about a song by a ukrainian poop-group which I never liked, and in about 30 seconds it started to play on that radio several dozens away. This shit happened some more times at home, when I zapped through local radios to find some good music, and started thinking about some music, which appeared to play on next FM station. Sometimes my subconsciousness recognuzes tracks which I have never heard (they are remixes of originals which I heard) from the very first two sounds. |
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several dozens away |
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I have the special ability to attract women everywhere I go...well,elder ones...it seems that girls my age think i'm way to old for em. |
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the ability to atract the only pissed/weirdo/freak/stinkyguy around for 100 meters, or on the bus or both I swear the get a bus to get on my bus just to sit by me |
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sorry, i'll stop bugging you. |
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