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offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-11-15 10:18 [#01395818]
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NEW from XltroniCorp Industries, after the run-away
success of the ShopeBot 2000, we present to you...

SamBot 2000

..based on Samuel/horsefactory.

comes fully equiped with his own transport - in fact, we
send him out of the door and he drives right to your home!

comes with 1200 different hats to wear! one for every day in
the year!

operates on cardboard and lovejuice.

special features:

- has no driverslicense!
- has unique thread-creating properties, able to create
topics at a rate of 2 every 10 minutes!
- can smoke up all your cigarettes if left unguarded!
- has a no sense of style but can fake one to liven up a
party!
- has extensive knowledge about the stockmarket!
- is based on the man that won Most Popular Member of
Xltronic! yes, this model comes with it's own Most Popular
Member-replica! ladies love SamBot 2000!
- SPECIAL SHOPEBOT FEATURE: watch both of your favourite
models battle it out in pistol/fist/mango fights of EPIC
proportions! see how they dance around nimbly, their eyes
lighting up red, shouting "KILL! KILL! KILL!" while
completely trashing YOUR house!

Order Your SamBot 2000 TODAY!
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offline Jarworski from The Grove (United Kingdom) on 2004-11-15 10:21 [#01395823]
Points: 10836 Status: Lurker



BAN

 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-11-15 10:22 [#01395825]
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oops one of the older Jarworski models still seems to be
active.


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2004-11-15 10:23 [#01395828]
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holy shit! SamBot has a fire engine!?!

man, i fucking got jiped.

 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-11-15 10:25 [#01395832]
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the ShopeBot 2000 has a tendency to kind of.. um.. explode.

we hope the SamBot 2000 will help solve this small
inconvenience.


 

offline weatheredstoner from same shit babes. (United States) on 2004-11-15 10:44 [#01395854]
Points: 12585 Status: Lurker | Followup to qrter: #01395818



Thats 834.75 hats too many. Someone fucked up in the R&D
department.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-11-15 10:45 [#01395857]
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FUCK!

 

offline r40f from qrters tea party on 2004-11-15 10:48 [#01395867]
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he looks a bit old - does sambot 2000 come with a warranty?

 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2004-11-15 10:49 [#01395868]
Points: 27325 Status: Lurker | Followup to weatheredstoner: #01395854



No i like the Hats option!

I would like 2 SamBots i one ShopeBot please!

 

offline epohs from )C: on 2004-11-15 10:50 [#01395869]
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we like to refer to that style as 'vintage'.

 

offline Anus_Presley on 2004-11-15 10:50 [#01395870]
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i think i'd betterr go forr the extended warrrranty

 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-11-15 10:51 [#01395872]
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.. if you like..

*shifty look*

 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-11-15 10:52 [#01395875]
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be sure to never leave the 3 units together alone - the
SamBots will take the oppurtunity to pulp your ShopeBot,
most probably resulting in the ShopeBot malfunctioning
slightly, splattering strange liquids all over your house
and then going on a medium-sized killingspree.


 

offline horsefactory from 💠 (United Kingdom) on 2004-11-15 10:52 [#01395877]
Points: 14867 Status: Regular



The 100th buyer will receive a free Jalopy.


 

offline horsefactory from 💠 (United Kingdom) on 2004-11-15 10:54 [#01395880]
Points: 14867 Status: Regular



sssTee he 100th buyer will a frJalopy. ssssssss
££receiveV{ b


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2004-11-15 10:55 [#01395882]
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whoa whoa!! Thanks for the warning. Those medium sized
killing sprees are actually quite large in small rural
towns.

Luckily i am a city kid, so most likely those killed will be
bums and crackheads!


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-11-15 10:55 [#01395884]
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oops. ctrl-alt-del, ctrl-alt-del!!

 

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