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I'm building a spaceship, whos in? |
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me. |
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i'm down. |
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Cool, I'll need your help getting the following supplies: -Ramen Noodles -lifetime supply of deoderant/mouthwash/vasoline -Portable generator so we can use our computers to watch porn -computers with porn -MTV's realworld DVD's (to keep up to date with whats going on with earth people -toilet paper -unfertilized eggs from exotic females so we can repopulate the new planet/moon we live on... -1 can of anchovies -A copy of Spaceships for Dummies -Hotdogs (for scuppers) If i think of anything else, i'll post it. |
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thats a solid list, I'm trying to quit hotdogs however |
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-Hotdog patch for scuppers Or maybe you prefer the gum? |
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hold on a second, this idea was great at first, but now your grand scheme is becoming increasingly salty and women-less. |
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dont worry, this is just the trip out there. Once we arrive, we'll fertilize the eggs, then use a special incubator to speed up the growing process. We'll have hot women with good self esteem to hang out with. All the ones on this planet are tainted. |
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if you add frosted flakes to that list, im in. |
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so you want to have sex with your own kids? |
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I'm with you all the way... I think we should add alcohol and pot to that list, as well. For it is awfully cold in space and those are two good ways to keep warm. I motion that we also raise the necessary funds to include a large robot security force, as there is no telling when we will meet up with a hostile alien force or the women will get too uppity. The robots would be powered by human fecal matter so that we can have a compeltely efficient way of life. |
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no one's in it's not built yet |
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can i bring my bonsai tree? |
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:) leaving earth is a nice idea. |
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I wouldn't be doing my kids. I'd be doing your kids. See? added to list: -alcahol -pot -frosted flakes -Gwelys Bonzai tree |
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got space left? i wanna come. |
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did corrupted-girl sign up yet? |
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are we gonna have 80's gay parties on the moon? |
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that's a rhetorical question right? OF COURSE we are! |
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it depends on how fast will your spaceshi_ move :) |
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haha,you forgot one letter matvey chap! was it a T or a P ? |
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i think we'll need to take more lubricant that expected. |
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looking for a free sex chance? |
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it would be good to leave if we knew that we'll reach another good planet to start polluting it from scratch don't forget to invite James, Richard D aboard if he's good at cooking. |
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The spaceship will move as fast as the hampster engine will allow... oh that reminds me: -6.5 million hampsters |
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hahaha :) |
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Have they left yet? |
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me not |
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i'd rather stay. |
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ok. count me out then. |
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i'm not going either - women are one of the few good reasons for staying. besides, man cannot live on hot dogs and ramen alone. we wouldn't last two weeks! |
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P.S. i think is the best homestarrunner i've seen in a long time. |
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possibly ever. i ususally think they are somewhat lacking in good. |
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Dude the reason we're leaving is because of the women. Thats why we are taking the embryo's with us. It'll just be one giant alcaholic haze until we reach our destination, but once we get things going, it'll be way better than civilization on earth. Also if we spent all our money on steak and lobsters we wont have enough funds for the spaceship and incubation machines. |
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:) |
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LOL |
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count me in by the way! |
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damnit...i already spent all of the monely on jellybeans and milk for the trip. |
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yann_g = in Plaster - Jellybeans will be the currency on the new planet, so consider yourself Bill Gates. The milk we'll use to feed the females in their infant stages. Welcome aboard fellas. |
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we can use extra embryos to pay off the little aliens so's they'll leave us alone. |
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I'm going to stay behind and fuck the grownup womens. |
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I am in |
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smart man. we'll need smart men. fleetmouse, you forget that the incubation chambers will be equipped to speed up the growth process temporarily for those living in it. We'll have 18 year old exotic women in a period of less than a year, not to mention they will by very smart and have lots of self esteem. If you want to stay and bone grown up insecure women who lose sleep over which character from their favorite reality show will be voted out, then by all means, you can stay. |
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