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It turns out that my rate of toilet paper usage is a precise unchanging constant from week to week. I havn't seen a calender in years, but can tell you the precise date and time based entirely on my number of used toilet paper rolls. It is Thursday, March 6th at 5:02 am and 33 seconds. Are you impressed? |
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I think I will grow to arduously love this place. But where is the edit button? I want to incorporate the word 'glorious' in this post, but can't figure out how. Also, how do I delete and/or close topics? It's happening a lot, so I'm assuming anyone can do it. |
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...What year? |
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hmmm... no... it couldn't be. It should be 1985, but actually I just realized it's pretty bright outside. I must be off just a few hours, but that's still pretty close given my primitive methods. |
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booooooooo |
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spot on, captain. Note my internal clock's margin of error is about 40 splurfacentrions, so, barring apocalypse, we're discussing the same shit. speaking of shit, my male friend (for I am a female (I have a vagina)), why are your spent toilet paper rolls lying around? Answer that. what did you build. |
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They're lying around to tell time with them. Duuuuuuh! I mean DUUUUUUUUUH! DUUUUUUUUUUH!! sheesh. I built a statue of myself in feces though. I think of it as my girlfriend. |
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you're the best! What's poshnu like? I live in castrobotnia by the sea--we fuck pidgeons when we're hungy. |
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haha we fuck pidgeons AHHAHAAHAHAHAA LOL |
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Sometimes I forget which is made of feces. Poshnu is... it's like... a featherless yellow striped severed bird head bird with no eyesballs, yet somehow with pupils, slithering on the bottom of a table gobbling stimpy's magic nose goblins, only much much less interesting. What is castrobotnia like? |
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Listen to this! So we got hit by an asteroid, and our large moon caused the debris from the strie to circle in a low orbit and then shift to the other planet, and big.. so there are huge dinosaur parts still flying around! Sometimes I bathe in a spleen. People spend much $$ furbishing their innard-lands. I am poor so I have to work. Being a prostitute doesn't give me enough to be an astronaut, so I make ceremonial burial wrappings using dinosaur dick skin. (I'm sick today, pardon my boring arelarjslrjsar) |
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I WANT TO PROSTICISZE BUT IA M TO AN UGLY :<| |
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YOu are very beutiful in your picture! I wish I could do my make up like that =( sorry I called you a male earlier =( I am a little stupid |
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Ok friend I have to go suck and fuck, but I hope to communilacate more!!11 bye! teehee |
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*blush* Thants! It ok. I am "hermfudite or s"omething doacotor sais tho. |
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okby3! |
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cool, have fun, keep em up |
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