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Ok, with the US election going tomorrow, I figured this I'd post this joke! A popular bar had a new robotic bartender installed. A fellow came in for a drink and the robot asked him, "What's your IQ?" The man replied, "150." So the robot proceeded to make conversation about Quantum physics,string theory, atomic chemistry, and so on. The man listened intently and thought, "This is really cool." The man decided to test the robot. He walked out of the bar, turned around, and came back in for another drink. Again, the robot asked him, "What's your IQ?" The man responded, "100." So the robot started talking about football,baseball, and so on. The man thought to himself, "Wow, this is really cool." The man went out and came back in a third time. As before, the robot asked him, "What's your IQ?" The man replied, "50." The robot then said, "So, you gonna vote for Bush again?" |
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*crickets* |
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When Bush found out Cheney had acute angina, he said, "No, that's impossible, Cheney doesn't even have one of those." |
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lol I thought the robot would say "hello mr bush" in the last one |
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haha... ok, this is the official anti-Bush joke thread! |
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hahah |
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When Angina foound out George had a Bush, he said "He isn't even looks like a vagina" |
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what |
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innit? |
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haha |
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heres a joke for you: the popular vote |
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lol |
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ha ha |
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What's an angina? |
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She's got a smile that it seems to me Reminds me of childhood memories Where everything Was as fresh as the bright blue sky Now and then when I see her face She takes me away to that special place And if I'd stare too long I'd probably break down and cry Sweet child o' mine Sweet love of mine She's got eyes of the bluest skies As if they thought of rain I hate to look into those eyes And see an ounce of pain Her hair reminds me of a warm safe place Where as a child I'd hide And pray for the thunder And the rain To quietly pass me by Sweet child o' mine Sweet love of mine Where do we go Where do we go now Where do we go Sweet child o' mine |
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hilarius, |
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hilarius,griffin |
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