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ok, if qrter comes in here and tells me that this is old i'm going to catch the first boat to amsterdam and give him an atomic wedgie and hang him from a lamp post in front of the heineken brewery. |
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Hahaha, I just laughed my ass off. Alone. |
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hahsa |
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cats aren't very happy in space. |
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they are, cos there are lots of things they can fuck up |
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There's nothing to fuck up, it's just space, man. HAHAHA spaceman |
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I supose the cat is in a spaceship with lots of things and buttons and chips to fuck up |
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it just sucks. and by all means, come to Amsterdam. no Dutch people live there anymore, it's just inhabited by German and American tourists looking for drugs. |
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and fags :\ |
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explain to me how nasa could justify the expenditure of maintaining a cat in space. It's just a plane following a curve from high altitude, simulating near-zero gravity. |
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well, I don't think NASA can justify any of their expenditures, really. |
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no way dudes. that was spacekitty numero uno. don't fuck with him. he's been in the shit man. |
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Sorry, I forgot, the qrter space program program, scratch that, the qrter program for anything, which consists of a staunch advocacy of doubt, insincerity, cynicism, and sarcasm, alleviates all need for action and progress, and hence also expenditure. |
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alex has been in the shit too man. just check out the 1000 yard stare that dudes got. |
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I'm afraid your cynicism and sarcasm could teach mine some tricks. |
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If I could make a followup to 1000 posts, I would do so with the words 'shut up' |
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alex will give you a columbian necktie in his sleep. |
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i loved it, that cat was going crazzzzzzy |
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poor kitty! |
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i agree |
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why does he keep throwing it against the wall? |
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and jews |
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that's what i was wondering. that astronaut sux. |
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just imagine what that person would do when encountering a cuddly alien lifeform like E.T. throw it against the wall, throw it against the wall.. |
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experiment: To test the reaction of a cat whilst being tossed into a wall in zero gravity. hypothesis: Money and the cure for cancer will shoot out of the cat's butt. actual result: The cat was really freaked out, and it scratched Lisa. EXPERIMENT FAILED!!! |
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fuck those people! fuck space. fuck |
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put those 2 faces together and maybe it'd have 'normal' eye width |
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Lol. |
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I rather thought that picture looks like ET and Spielberg are "lifepartners". |
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ET is totally copping a feel |
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ET wears flanel. Who woulda thought he'd be so down to earth. |
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i always pictured ET as more of a denim alien homo. or maybe leather, occasionally. |
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hey diddle diddle the cat had a piddle all over the kitchen mat the little dog laughed to see such fun then he piddled all over the cat |
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