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offline DaWeeze from WANTED IN 16 STATES! on 2004-10-24 00:12 [#01370191]
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...exposed for the lip-syncing dumbass she is!

File: 2.1 MB .avi

LOL!



 

offline uviol from United States on 2004-10-24 00:21 [#01370193]
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that's downright painful


 

offline faaip_de_oiad from Sirius (United States) on 2004-10-24 00:25 [#01370194]
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I'd still fuck her though


 

offline DaWeeze from WANTED IN 16 STATES! on 2004-10-24 00:34 [#01370195]
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I've read blogs that claimed she was backstage, sobbing her
eyes out and blaming her band. Turns out the audio engineer
played the wrong tape for her lip-synch duties and she lost
it...

The band wasn't exactly playing live, either, on second
viewing.

I love what mainstream music has become...unintentionally
funny and intentionally retarded.

(The show, BTW, was Saturday Night Live hosted by Jude Law
tonight. SNL is usually not funny and DEFINITELY
retarded...except for Robert Smiegel cartoons, of course)

;) :P


 

offline mappatazee from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2004-10-24 00:39 [#01370197]
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Hahahahah.


 

offline mappatazee from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2004-10-24 00:40 [#01370198]
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HAHAHAHA DUMB FUCKING CUNT YEAH LOOK AT YOU CRY YOUR EYES
OUT YOU STUPID WORTHLESS BITCH OF A WHORE HAHAHAHAH


 

offline DaWeeze from WANTED IN 16 STATES! on 2004-10-24 00:47 [#01370203]
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Here's the, heh, apology...

Stupid bitch...



 

offline DaWeeze from WANTED IN 16 STATES! on 2004-10-24 00:56 [#01370205]
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Anyway, have to leave now. Thanks for playing.


 

offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2004-10-24 01:01 [#01370206]
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i don't get why people take pop music so personally and act
like it's a personal victory when someone fucks up


 

offline mappatazee from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2004-10-24 01:03 [#01370207]
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HAHAHAHAHAH


 

offline mappatazee from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2004-10-24 01:10 [#01370208]
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Well really I'm being a bit facetious, but I still did enjoy
seeing her embarassment and failure.


 

offline brokephones from Londontario on 2004-10-24 01:34 [#01370211]
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The way they fade to the Jude Law clip in resignation is
so... FINAL!


 

offline DeadEight from vancouver (Canada) on 2004-10-24 01:36 [#01370212]
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anyone who lipsyncs deservesto be laughed at when they're
caught in the act... it has absolutely nothing to do with
who they are...


 

offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2004-10-24 01:45 [#01370213]
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i'm not saying you shouldn't laugh at her but that "exposed
for the lip-synching dumb ass she is" thing

i don't really see whats dumb about getting fame and fortune
for doing very little work


 

offline brokephones from Londontario on 2004-10-24 01:57 [#01370215]
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I think some people, myself included, have a grudge towards
pop music in that its largely a corporate brand. Ashlee
simpson is a manufactured product that goes triple platnum
and doesnt work for it. Why should she get all those
resources pooled into marketing her faux album when plenty
of artists are working their ass off and getting no
support?
I think thats where the resentment lies.



 

offline evolume from seattle (United States) on 2004-10-24 02:11 [#01370219]
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hey! SNL is a comedy show!
and that shit was funny!



 

offline DeadEight from vancouver (Canada) on 2004-10-24 02:16 [#01370221]
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yeah, but don't hate her for that... hate the millions of
people who buy her cd, and buy into the corporate chain that
supports and sustains her


 

offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2004-10-24 02:25 [#01370223]
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well the music industry is shit right now as everything is
basically decided by clearchannel, who ironically dont have
the word music at all in their business creed. clear channel
isn't set up to decide if a band/artist/group is talented,
worthy of money, etc or even if the music is good, it's all
based on whether its profitable or not.


 

offline bogala from NYC (United States) on 2004-10-24 03:58 [#01370260]
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everything is clear now clearchannel. BwahahahA!!
brokephones really said it all, though. See, She'll get away
with it. Easy. Milly Vanilly kill themselves, but it's
different times now.


 

offline bogala from NYC (United States) on 2004-10-24 04:01 [#01370262]
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Yeah, that is about the funniest thing I've seen on that
show.


 

offline Flipered from London (United Kingdom) on 2004-10-24 04:19 [#01370291]
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Maybe she just realised, "dam, this song sounds so much
better as an instrumental?" and went backstage for a beer to
chillout and listen to the song?

Or worse still, she realised she was failure, and will marry
Aaron Carter or someone and get some newly weds pop no hoper
show on VH1 to rival her sister.

Or she could just come round mine......


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2004-10-24 07:55 [#01370395]
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That was worth my time thanks!


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2004-10-24 08:32 [#01370409]
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Oh wow, now that pop music has been exposed as a fraud
everyone will listen to free jazz.


 

offline scup_bucket from bloated exploding piss pockets on 2004-10-24 08:35 [#01370413]
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teehee, I can't help but feel stupid for her, I think she
handled it very badly.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-10-24 09:06 [#01370418]
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yeah, who'd have thought it.. Ashlee Simpson can't really
sing..

artists not really singing, but lipsynching.. whoa, I
certainly had NO idea!


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2004-10-24 09:12 [#01370421]
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You don't suppose this means that other celebrities...!?


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2004-10-24 09:22 [#01370424]
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she's morre ugly than i'd have expected.


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2004-10-24 09:24 [#01370425]
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Yes well. That is why a Bad Thing happened to her. Bad
Things don't happen to pretty people like Britney Spears.
Except when she hurt her knee, but that was because of a
nearby ugly person's corrupt influence.


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2004-10-24 09:48 [#01370439]
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cummon guys, her band started playing the wrong song.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-10-24 09:50 [#01370440]
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what..? are you saying someone like, say, aforementioned B.
Spears doesn't really sing...?


 

offline big from lsg on 2004-10-24 09:51 [#01370441]
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the apology was most embarassing


 

offline deepspace9mm from filth on 2004-10-24 10:08 [#01370455]
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I really don't have a clue who this lipsync lady is.


 

offline Zeus from San Francisco (United States) on 2004-10-24 10:11 [#01370458]
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jessica simpsons little sister


 

offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2004-10-24 10:11 [#01370459]
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the first time i played the apology the video was all weird
and like slowing down but not the audio

so i thought the joke was that they were lipsynching the
apology and whatnot very badly on purpose


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-10-24 10:12 [#01370460]
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she's Jessica Simpsons even uglier sister.

that probably doesn't help you one fuck.

Jessica Simpson is married to Nick, they had their own dumb
MTV-programme, "Newly weds" (actually, the even uglier
sister also has her own dumb MTV-programme).

she also does the "singing/money" thing.


 

offline The_Funkmaster from St. John's (Canada) on 2004-10-24 10:14 [#01370466]
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haha yes, I heard that... I thought it was pretty funny...

but, you don't really need to hear a different tape playing
like that to know they lipsynch... even when things go
perfect, you can tell just because their so called "live"
performance sounds exactly like the single you've been
hearing non-stop on the radio and tv...


 

offline The_Funkmaster from St. John's (Canada) on 2004-10-24 10:15 [#01370468]
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hey, Jessica Simpsons is pretty hot... her music sucks, and
her sister is ugly yes (although her boobs are probably
nice), but Jessica is pretty hot!


 

offline deepspace9mm from filth on 2004-10-24 10:21 [#01370474]
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Oh! Yes, i've seen "newlyweds" or whatever it is. I remember
there being lots of ignorance and expensive cars. And in the
spirit of the thread (boobs and sexing and mockery), i would
like to say, that no, i would not hit it.


 

offline FlyAgaric from the discovery (Africa) on 2004-10-24 10:26 [#01370478]
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how about a picture of this young starlet?


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2004-10-24 10:29 [#01370481]
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If Jessica didn't have handlers she'd revert to her nature -
she'd weigh 400 pounds, her teeth would all be rotten, and
she'd spend her days watching soap operas, eating pork rinds
and birthing ugly little fireplugs just as dumb as she is.

I can't help seeing her that way anyways, sort of like you
can imagine how someone will look when they are old, and
it's a huge turn off.


 

offline big from lsg on 2004-10-24 10:32 [#01370482]
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or maybe she'd be a beautiful person


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2004-10-24 10:35 [#01370484]
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offline FlyAgaric from the discovery (Africa) on 2004-10-24 10:37 [#01370485]
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good work epohs.

she looks rather cute in that photo. blowing bubbles and
all.


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2004-10-24 10:41 [#01370486]
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Is that Jessica? She does look cute there. Usually she looks
like she's had too much lead in her diet.


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2004-10-24 10:44 [#01370488]
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it's ashlee. she wears an 'A' ring so that she wont forget.


 

offline zaphod from the metaverse on 2004-10-24 10:48 [#01370490]
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wait, so.....she......and the music.....just
pretending....pop music....manufactured......can't be....


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-10-24 11:22 [#01370525]
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have you noticed how the light hits her face just so the
contours of her nose are kind of vague..?

I think that is what helps her in this case.

because normally..


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offline JAroen from the pineal gland on 2004-10-24 11:25 [#01370529]
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eh her eyes dont seem to look in the same direction


 

offline zaphod from the metaverse on 2004-10-24 11:29 [#01370531]
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she is really ugly.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-10-24 11:30 [#01370533]
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she's trying to follow all the flashing lights.


 


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