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Sorry guys,I know that it is the wrong place to talk about it but here we go. I met a guy that likes to be touched in his anus but not just touch...he likes to insert "things" inside it.I told him that he was probably a bi-curious because isn´t common put a perfume glass inside your own anus...well...what do you think?I am confuse... Why he don´t fuck with men? (he haves transexual fetishes too...) :s |
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probably does. punch him. |
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good point. |
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punch him. |
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perfume glass ???????????????????? |
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Yeah... |
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errrr...? I've heard of people who put a finger in to stimulate or something, but.. PERFUME GLASS?! punch him. |
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He haves this strange fetish... She-males... |
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erh... get rid of him... and punch him.. again. |
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it all comes down to punching him. |
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..and I hope for your sake he doesn't think YOU'RE a shemale... |
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come on come on come on come on come on now punch him baby |
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if so, punching him would be an ideal way of changing his mind. |
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hahaha! yeah... maybe you should do something more lady-like.. slap him! |
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i like the finger, hehe, but glass in the ass? i'd pass. |
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no. this is a clear-cut case: punching is essential. |
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maybe so... however, I feel I have to take a stand and say NO ! to violence! |
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I might have to punch you for that. |
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well, I'm taking a stand, so I'm not going anywhere... maybe I'll chain myself to your fist (don't get any dirty ideas now)? |
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dang. |
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haahahah! |
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ONCE MORE! |
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so...can i have his phone number? thanks. |
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time to post pics of perfume-glasses until we figure out which one he put up his ass! |
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??? (!) |
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lmfao. (adds to favorites) |
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I think mothafucka has a dick. |
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i 2nd teh punch. |
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I don't think she'd want to make a fist around this guy. |
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Put a perfume bottle up his ass and punch him. |
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then punch the perfume bottle |
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punch his anus |
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An old Adam Sandler tune comes to mind: (i replaced shampoo with perfume) You see that perfume bottle Now stick it up my ass Push it in and out At a medium pace Talk about your old boyfriend's dick And how big it was Now shave off my pubes And punch me in the face Whoa darlin' Make me push my dick and balls Back between my legs Call me an ugly woman And take my picture to show All the people you work with Now pull up my scrotum And take the perfume bottle Out of my ass Pretend I'm the pizza delivery guy And watch me whack off Strap on a dildo And make me give you head Tell me to slow down And do it at a medium pace I feel so humiliated I'm about to blow my load You tell me it's time to make love But now I can't 'Cause I spewed all over myself Then you look into my eyes And you realize How much I enjoy lovin' you I'm so sorry I spunked on my stomach Maybe next time I'll be better at lovin' you |
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stick a bowl of punch up his poopchute. |
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and people say Adam Sandler is about as funny as ChildrenTalking.. HA! |
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was it bill o'reilly? |
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Bumsexing with perfume. My brain just imploded. |
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Hahahaha come on... who arre you rreally? |
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If I had to stick any of those up my ass I guess it'd have to be the first one. It looks as if it was designed with that in mind. |
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yes. that's definately hillary clinton's primary purpose. |
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I once had to put a supository up there for a bad case of hemroids. It was the size of a bullet. And it sucked. Bad. Really Bad. |
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