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I'd hate to be a cow
 

offline Anus_Presley on 2004-10-08 14:16 [#01357211]
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orr a pig orr a hen orr any farrm animal. Fuck, I'd hate to
be a farrmerr. Farrmerr is the one job (maybe flufferr,
too), that would drrive me to suicide.


 

offline axion from planet rock (Sweden) on 2004-10-08 14:17 [#01357212]
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whats your hotmail


 

offline hobbes from age on 2004-10-08 14:19 [#01357215]
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i dunno.


 

offline axion from planet rock (Sweden) on 2004-10-08 14:21 [#01357216]
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yes the right answer you should ask to me


 

offline hobbes from age on 2004-10-08 14:21 [#01357217]
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hahaha "fluffer", i learnt what that meant during an episode
of nip/tuck.


 

offline hobbes from age on 2004-10-08 14:22 [#01357218]
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sorry what is the right answer?


 

offline axion from planet rock (Sweden) on 2004-10-08 14:23 [#01357220]
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now i am just crying my eyes out


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2004-10-08 14:23 [#01357221]
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Farrms. Cold, dull, upsetting, smelly, isolated.


 

offline deepspace9mm from filth on 2004-10-08 14:24 [#01357222]
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I have literally no idea what the job "fluffer" entails, but
i'm guessing it's vague enough to be pretty unpleasant.

Farming i could deal with for maybe a couple of months
before the isolation and early mornings drove me insane. If
i was a cow, i think i'd be too four-legged to commit
suicide, even if i knew that i'd been bred for beef. Imagine
trying to hang yourself when you've got hooves. Can't be
easy.


 

offline axion from planet rock (Sweden) on 2004-10-08 14:25 [#01357223]
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and i love it to expres my feelings when iam drunk


 

offline uzim on 2004-10-08 14:29 [#01357234]
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being a hen in a battery farm would be a total nightmare....
= /


 

offline uzim on 2004-10-08 14:30 [#01357237]
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when i think of it, goldfishes in those tiny, empty,
spherical aquariums must live some sort of boring hell too.


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2004-10-08 14:31 [#01357239]
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i trry to fill my fish bowl with waterr, to make it morre
fun forr my fish, otherrwise, yes, he'd get verry borred.


 

offline axion from planet rock (Sweden) on 2004-10-08 14:34 [#01357244]
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i am just so paranoiad





 

offline deepspace9mm from filth on 2004-10-08 14:35 [#01357245]
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I'm determined to win at least 10 goldfish in plastic bags
at the next fair that comes by my town. I'll string the bags
up on a washing line and call it conceptual art. Deep,
man... DEEEEEEP.


 

offline axion from planet rock (Sweden) on 2004-10-08 14:36 [#01357246]
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i like you


 

offline hobbes from age on 2004-10-08 14:38 [#01357247]
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what's going on axion?


 

offline -crazone from smashing acid over and over on 2004-10-08 14:40 [#01357248]
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And a monkey? do you wanna be a monkey?


 

offline deepspace9mm from filth on 2004-10-08 14:40 [#01357249]
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You seem drunk, so that puts you in my favour already. Oh
hell, depite knowing next to nothing about you:

I LIKE YOU TOO.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-10-08 14:42 [#01357251]
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the fluffer is an integral part of any porno-shoot.

it is a person who has the specific job to provide the male
lead(s) with an erection and then to help him maintain it
inbetween takes.

this "helping" does indeed involve the use of hands and/or
mouth.


 

offline axion from planet rock (Sweden) on 2004-10-08 14:47 [#01357256]
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you have always been to seam real
i dont know about you clearly but seem real


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2004-10-08 14:49 [#01357259]
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He's crreepy.


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offline axion from planet rock (Sweden) on 2004-10-08 14:53 [#01357262]
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bush is thinking ahhhh


 

offline deepspace9mm from filth on 2004-10-08 14:55 [#01357263]
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Sweet merciful jeezus. I wondered why this cold was taking
so long to abate. All those mormons must be irritating my
sinuses.

Oh yes, qrter -----> Urgh. Simply, urgh.


 

offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2004-10-08 15:06 [#01357279]
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LAUGH OUT LOUD (UPPER CASE THIS TIME)


 


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