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offline Fuckwagon from Dallas (United States) on 2004-09-27 09:04 [#01345431]
Points: 1304 Status: Lurker



Greetings XLT denizens. For the first time since last May,
I have come across a chunk of time today to field any
questions you might have regarding electronic music. If you
remember, Vol. 8 was enormously successful and informative
thanks to the large quantity of tremendously
thought-provoking questions. I hope this thread will be
equally as successful as the last . . . or perhaps to
continue the trend, even moreso. So ask away, and I will
answer any questions you might have to the best of my
ability.

Humbly yours in service,
Fuckwagon


 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2004-09-27 09:08 [#01345432]
Points: 27795 Status: Regular



analord


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2004-09-27 09:16 [#01345439]
Points: 24805 Status: Lurker | Show recordbag



Is it possible to unfry chicken and use the unfried parts in
surgical procedures to help injured chickens?


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2004-09-27 09:20 [#01345442]
Points: 17620 Status: Lurker



if you cloned yourself, and your clone stole your
girlfriend, would you have a right to be angry?


 

offline Fuckwagon from Dallas (United States) on 2004-09-27 09:24 [#01345451]
Points: 1304 Status: Lurker | Followup to ecnadniarb: #01345439



ecnadniarb - excellent question; noble idea. However, I
don't believe unfrying technology has realized its full
potential yet, though currently many fast food restaurants
have gotten their feet wet by fry-freezing chicken
sandwiches . . . a fantastically repulsive decoy sandwich
made for oppressive customers. the sandwich is esentially a
hot, succulent fried crust masking a cold, gooey, raw
chicken center. enough to ruin mcdonalds for someone for at
least a year.


 

offline Fuckwagon from Dallas (United States) on 2004-09-27 09:26 [#01345453]
Points: 1304 Status: Lurker | Followup to epohs: #01345442



epohs - you would have every right to be angry, but
paradoxically could not fault your girlfriend for her
impeccable taste. (refer to multiplicity, starring michael
keaton)


 

offline JAroen from the pineal gland on 2004-09-27 09:27 [#01345456]
Points: 16065 Status: Regular



whos gonna be member of the year?


 

offline Morton from out (Netherlands, The) on 2004-09-27 09:36 [#01345465]
Points: 10000 Status: Addict



is there any news on david hasselhoff's album on which he
raps under the alias 'hassle the hoff' ?

PS i need to know!!!


 

offline Fuckwagon from Dallas (United States) on 2004-09-27 09:38 [#01345467]
Points: 1304 Status: Lurker | Followup to JAroen: #01345456



JAroen - I predict a JAroen darkhorse victory after your
launching of the brilliant "underdog" gif campaign


 

offline Fuckwagon from Dallas (United States) on 2004-09-27 09:42 [#01345471]
Points: 1304 Status: Lurker | Followup to Morton: #01345465



Morton - Ah, you're referring to the all-stall collab with
neighbor Ice-T. Currently the hoff is building his
thug-image . . . a few months ago was tagged for a DUI I
believe.
hoff gets DUI

i would imagine a few more months of image-building before
the release


 

offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2004-09-27 09:49 [#01345479]
Points: 40066 Status: Lurker



when will analord be released ?

will the new autechre be february 2005 ?

when will i hit 20k points ?

im going to be 30, november 4th, will it be a happy day ?

love,
recycle

:pops a wheelie:


 

offline nacmat on 2004-09-27 09:51 [#01345484]
Points: 31271 Status: Lurker



are the leaked analord tracks fake?

will autechre release ana lbum or ep in 2004?

is aphex alive?


 

offline nacmat on 2004-09-27 09:51 [#01345486]
Points: 31271 Status: Lurker | Followup to nacmat: #01345484



ops sorry recycle I didnt read yours


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2004-09-27 09:51 [#01345487]
Points: 27325 Status: Lurker | Followup to Fuckwagon: #01345471



What do you think of Van Halen? David lee roth?


 

offline JAroen from the pineal gland on 2004-09-27 09:52 [#01345488]
Points: 16065 Status: Regular



is this worksafe?


 

offline deepspace9mm from filth on 2004-09-27 09:54 [#01345490]
Points: 6846 Status: Addict



When i use the function "paste special ----> mix" in wavelab
lite 1.3, why does the program shut down without warning
sometimes?


 

offline big from lsg on 2004-09-27 09:56 [#01345491]
Points: 23729 Status: Lurker | Followup to deepspace9mm: #01345490 | Show recordbag



because you think you click paste special ----> mix but in
actuality you click file ----> exit


 

offline Fuckwagon from Dallas (United States) on 2004-09-27 09:58 [#01345495]
Points: 1304 Status: Lurker | Followup to recycle: #01345479



Recycle - New Analord released dec. 13th 2004. The new
autechre will be later than feb of next year; you will hit
20k points non november 4th; your birthday will be a very
happy day because you will hit 20k points


 

offline Fuckwagon from Dallas (United States) on 2004-09-27 10:01 [#01345501]
Points: 1304 Status: Lurker | Followup to nacmat: #01345484



nacmat - yes the majority of the leaked analord tracks are
either fake or incomplete. RDJ has encoded subliminal brown
notes in many of the leaks going around, so be wary . . .
no autechre in 04 . . . and yes Aphex breathes


 

offline horsefactory from 💠 (United Kingdom) on 2004-09-27 10:04 [#01345505]
Points: 14867 Status: Regular



Fuckwagon, did you ever fart on "it"?


 

offline Fuckwagon from Dallas (United States) on 2004-09-27 10:07 [#01345510]
Points: 1304 Status: Lurker



The only good thing about van halen is the intro to "hot for
teacher" . . . the rest makes me want to vomit. Who does
jump kicks on stage, and thinks it's "rockin" with a
straight face??


 

offline Fuckwagon from Dallas (United States) on 2004-09-27 10:07 [#01345513]
Points: 1304 Status: Lurker | Followup to JAroen: #01345488



JAroen - I'm going to say no without even checking.


 

offline Fuckwagon from Dallas (United States) on 2004-09-27 10:09 [#01345518]
Points: 1304 Status: Lurker | Followup to deepspace9mm: #01345490



deepspace9mm - this doesnt have as much to do with the paste
special function as much as it does with how sick the music
is you're making. i would sit back and enjoy a job well
done every time it crashes.


 

offline Cheffe1979 from fuck (Austria) on 2004-09-27 10:10 [#01345521]
Points: 4630 Status: Lurker | Followup to Fuckwagon: #01345513



can we transfer wisdom or strength from other people onto us
by eating parts of them? if so, which parts would that be?


 

offline Fuckwagon from Dallas (United States) on 2004-09-27 10:11 [#01345523]
Points: 1304 Status: Lurker | Followup to horsefactory: #01345505



Horsefactory - If by "it," you mean a gay weener, then no.


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2004-09-27 10:11 [#01345525]
Points: 27325 Status: Lurker | Followup to Fuckwagon: #01345510



what about the eruption solo? couldnt this be the greatest
rock solo ever?


 

offline nacmat on 2004-09-27 10:13 [#01345531]
Points: 31271 Status: Lurker



will I ever be happy again?


 

offline Fuckwagon from Dallas (United States) on 2004-09-27 10:17 [#01345536]
Points: 1304 Status: Lurker | Followup to Cheffe1979: #01345521



Cheffe1979 - good question. the answer, suprisingly, is an
emphatic "yes." each individual is a unique physical
manifestation of our collective social consciousness. by
eating someone else, you are essentially consuming a vehicle
of thought; your body will be able to digest and distribute
the ingredients necessary to develop a unique (but perhaps
infinitesimally small) perspective. obviously, eating the
brains would be your best bet.

interesting to note: the cultural orientation of the
consumed individual does make a difference . . . you may not
have the capability to understand and digest the body of
someone from a different continent.


 

offline Fuckwagon from Dallas (United States) on 2004-09-27 10:20 [#01345540]
Points: 1304 Status: Lurker | Followup to virginpusher: #01345525



virginpusher - actually, according to eddie himself, he
didn't even play it right. Admittedly, the ending
descending growl does wail.


 

offline Cheffe1979 from fuck (Austria) on 2004-09-27 10:21 [#01345543]
Points: 4630 Status: Lurker | Followup to Fuckwagon: #01345536



you are referring to vehicles to point me to yourself: the
fuckwagon. must the warning you also give me be seen under
this light?


 

offline DJ Xammax from not America on 2004-09-27 10:25 [#01345546]
Points: 11512 Status: Lurker



Will anyone like my album when it is done?


 

offline Fuckwagon from Dallas (United States) on 2004-09-27 10:26 [#01345549]
Points: 1304 Status: Lurker | Followup to nacmat: #01345531



nacmat - happiness is simply a realization of your potential
to be happy. if you have been happy before, then you are
capable of happiness. reflect within and be happy.


 

offline Fuckwagon from Dallas (United States) on 2004-09-27 10:27 [#01345550]
Points: 1304 Status: Lurker | Followup to Cheffe1979: #01345543



cheffe1979 - bite me


 

offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2004-09-27 11:22 [#01345616]
Points: 40066 Status: Lurker | Followup to Fuckwagon: #01345495



interesting, but im almost 100% positive i wont hit 20k on
my birthday, or even hit 20k this year

but thatnks for your other wisdom


 

offline evolume from seattle (United States) on 2004-09-27 12:13 [#01345732]
Points: 10965 Status: Regular



how much does a board of canada weigh?!!



 

offline Cheffe1979 from fuck (Austria) on 2004-09-27 12:57 [#01345795]
Points: 4630 Status: Lurker



*eats fuckwagons wheels


 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2004-09-27 13:00 [#01345798]
Points: 27795 Status: Regular



yum, wagon wheels


 

offline Fuckwagon from Dallas (United States) on 2004-09-27 13:05 [#01345808]
Points: 1304 Status: Lurker



dangit


 


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