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..a thread in which I will try to unravel the mystery that we all know as fleetmouse. fleetmouse, you've been frequenting this mb for quite a while now. what is it that keeps making you return here? |
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brace!brace!brace! |
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Oh yeah, what about YOU! [that worked on Letterman] |
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you were on Letterman..? interesting, interesting.. the plod thickens.. |
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*hits buzzer* um......bananas? |
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*buzz* No, I'm sorry. The correct answer was 'chocolate covered ants". |
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somebody get the hairy lad over there a banana. now, fleetmouse, you've been frequenting this mb for quite a while now. *to himself:* ..must ask this tactfully.. ..fleetmouse, do you have a job? of any kind? and if so, what do you do? and how? |
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damn it.... so i don't get a car? |
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God this is embarrassing - you know those organ grinders who stand on street corners with a monkey and the monkey has a tin cup and begs for change? Well I'm a programmer. |
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aha! a programmer. hmm, yes, fleetmouse, you've been frequenting this mb for quite a while now. do you have some sort of age? |
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No. |
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are you, in fact, proposing that you are immortal? |
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Temporarily. |
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yes, you might be missing the point of being immortal, then. anyway, fleetmouse, you've been frequenting this mb for quite a while now - we ALL know you are married, my question to YOU is.. how long have you and your wife been married? |
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I don't understand - you have three times as many points as me but I'M the one being treated as a criminal. Does that make sense? |
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yes. |
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What the hell - me and the wife: |
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I'm the one in the middle. |
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You don't know how true that is. |
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I don't know anything, really. I only wish I was lovely. |
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You are! Many a time we'll be in bed and I'll say, that lovely fellow qrter said the most remarkable thing today. |
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..followed by a rampant bout of sweaty sexx-wrestling.. aww. that warms the cockles of me heart, that does. |
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ha ha! |
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Or nga'chug as we call it. |
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that was for fleetmouse, qrter is rude. |
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oh quiet, you! |
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I call it rumpy-pumpy... |
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Depends where you're aiming. |
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the wanton fandango. |
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Conducting the cervical orchestra. |
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Reeling the raunchy rhumba. |
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"Yeah, well, paranoia is just a kind of awareness, and awareness is just a form of love. Paranoia is the other side of love. Once you give in to paranoia, it ceases to exist. That's why I say, submission is a gift, just give in to it, don't resist. It's like saying, "Tie me on the cross!" Here, want me to hold the nail? Everything is beautiful if you want to experience it totally." |
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see, to understand what happens with fleetmouse, you've really got to understand who fleetmouse is. |
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yeah, now guess why this thread was created, Einstein.. |
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carry on then. |
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