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brokephones
from Londontario on 2004-09-14 09:09 [#01334452]
Points: 6113 Status: Lurker
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I have procured the account of the individual known childishly as "brokephones" in order to present to you an analysis of his current priorities. Please note that the information was collected over an extensive two week period and that the findings have a 18% margin of error.
Work Mode: During work mode, both subject's perception and energy level are decreased dramatically. Subject is known to drink dangerous amounts of coffee bean tonics and consume SunChips(tm) as a way to buffer the time in between urine expulsion trips.
Composition Mode: In this mode, the subject is at his most efficient; known to include pornographic pictures in his Reaktor modules in order to cut down on masturbation breaks between sound design.
Final Fantasy XI Mode: Subject will wire the audio from his Playstation 2 Computer Entertainment System(tm) to his 410 so that he can blare foolishly abstract music while killing rabbits and other strange creatures, collecting crystals, and generally being a strangely configured individual.
I hope this information will prove useless to you in deciding what sort of cuisine you will masticate tonight.
Regards, Professor Abriel M. Schrimpybutts M.D.
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ziggomatic
from ??....uv ajed...deja vu....?? on 2004-09-14 12:29 [#01334676]
Points: 2523 Status: Lurker
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I am glad to partake in this threadiacal creation you have mastered, Mr. errr "brokephones"....
I, too, am one who has succumbed to the greatness of this Final Fantasy XI: Crack Online.....
Perhaps in the near future we may encounter each other in this fantastical world.....[counting that we are in the same server world, mine being Valefor, you??].....if not,..perhaps I could endure the lengths of purchasing a World Pass to go forth in this endeavor.......
farewell like-minded,......and may you have the joys of a million and one gods while on your journey through the nascent wild.
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Gwely Mernans
from 23rd century entertainment (Canada) on 2004-09-14 14:31 [#01334819]
Points: 9856 Status: Lurker
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"Oh what trite!" spoke a dark elf in Norrath.
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weatheredstoner
from same shit babes. (United States) on 2004-09-14 17:44 [#01335003]
Points: 12585 Status: Lurker
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*adds to favorites*
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ziggomatic
from ??....uv ajed...deja vu....?? on 2004-09-18 21:35 [#01339260]
Points: 2523 Status: Lurker | Followup to Gwely Mernans: #01334819
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that was a terrible attempt at .......something.....which i cannot exactly put my enlarged pseudopod on at this moment.
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zaphod
from the metaverse on 2004-09-18 21:48 [#01339269]
Points: 4428 Status: Addict
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the nail in the coffin of the late final fantasy series.
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