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horsefactory
from 💠 (United Kingdom) on 2004-09-10 20:13 [#01331477]
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Vengeance: Approved
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fleetmouse
from Horny for Truth on 2004-09-10 20:15 [#01331482]
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Spoo! That's crazy. What a neat doggie. I want to walk him through the neighborhoods where the short people live.
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fleetmouse
from Horny for Truth on 2004-09-10 20:16 [#01331483]
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Does he raise one leg to pee?
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ecnadniarb
on 2004-09-10 20:16 [#01331484]
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I read about this dog yesterday...when I read the headline title I thought my ex girlfriend had finally got into acting...but it turned out to be about my current one :(
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ecnadniarb
on 2004-09-10 20:17 [#01331486]
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It's a she motherfucker...don't you notice some stuff missing from the undercarraige in that photo?
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fleetmouse
from Horny for Truth on 2004-09-10 20:18 [#01331487]
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Who are you that are so wise in the ways of animals?
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weltact
from Taiwan on 2004-09-10 20:19 [#01331488]
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now this is officialy the sickest thing ive seen in 23 years that r my life
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horsefactory
from 💠 (United Kingdom) on 2004-09-10 20:20 [#01331490]
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Videuss of the beast walking. Warning: SCARY.
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hobbes
from age on 2004-09-10 20:21 [#01331491]
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yeah it should have been put down i agree.
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horsefactory
from 💠 (United Kingdom) on 2004-09-10 20:24 [#01331498]
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And humans born with only 2 legs, I suppose these should be put down too, right?
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hobbes
from age on 2004-09-10 20:25 [#01331500]
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i'm a firm believer in putting down things.
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fleetmouse
from Horny for Truth on 2004-09-10 20:26 [#01331501]
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I walk on my hind legs all the time. Should I be put down?
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DJ Xammax
from not America on 2004-09-10 20:26 [#01331502]
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Is there sound?
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hobbes
from age on 2004-09-10 20:27 [#01331504]
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yes.
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weltact
from Taiwan on 2004-09-10 20:27 [#01331505]
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she can always walk backwards, whats wrong with that she wouldnt scare the poor cats then but i guess she likes to look down on ppl arrogant bastard!
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DJ Xammax
from not America on 2004-09-10 20:28 [#01331506]
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Look at that gut.
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fleetmouse
from Horny for Truth on 2004-09-10 20:29 [#01331507]
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If that dog gets in a harry potter movie, can you imagine all the shit sacks who are going to cut the front legs off their puppies and train them to do that?
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horsefactory
from 💠 (United Kingdom) on 2004-09-10 20:30 [#01331509]
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Hahaha, "my dog is magic!!!!"
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hobbes
from age on 2004-09-10 20:33 [#01331510]
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all these dogs being dragged for walks..
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fleetmouse
from Horny for Truth on 2004-09-10 20:33 [#01331511]
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Not to be upstaged by the Americans, scientists in Newfoundland are developing an entirely limbless dog that hovers.
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scup_bucket
from bloated exploding piss pockets on 2004-09-10 20:34 [#01331512]
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woah it looks awesome when it walks
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ecnadniarb
on 2004-09-10 20:37 [#01331515]
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I read that as "dog that hoovers"...which I thought would be a real convenience for housewives in the newfoundland area. A hover dog would be good too though...I suppose...just a bit useless. People would be like "amazing, kind sir, your dog does hover like magic" but then then next time they see you they wouldn't be impressed, whereas people always say "I went round to mrs newfoundlands house and it was spotless as always, it is like she has some sort of hoover dog".
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fleetmouse
from Horny for Truth on 2004-09-10 20:38 [#01331516]
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look at the third picture down - out the window - what the-?
Their old fashioned service is the secret to your success!
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hobbes
from age on 2004-09-10 20:39 [#01331517]
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i thought the dog that hoovers was the housewife...
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ecnadniarb
on 2004-09-10 20:40 [#01331518]
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The black dog is just practising in case it loses it's front two legs I think. :)
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plaster
from splitska 10 on 2004-09-10 20:42 [#01331520]
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poor
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weltact
from Taiwan on 2004-09-10 20:46 [#01331522]
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in order for limbless dog to hoover, he has to hover
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ecnadniarb
on 2004-09-10 20:48 [#01331523]
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Or be on a robotic platform or be carried around by it's owner.
Think outside the box.
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horsefactory
from 💠 (United Kingdom) on 2004-09-10 20:49 [#01331524]
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Or hang from a complex string-track system on the ceiling.
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hobbes
from age on 2004-09-10 20:51 [#01331525]
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*amazed*
i was seriously honestly thinking of that when i read ecnadiarb's post!!!
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horsefactory
from 💠 (United Kingdom) on 2004-09-10 20:54 [#01331526]
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Great minds stink alike, it's a funny image though, the dog there on its strings, the owner there on his strings, everyone on strings, strings, strings everywhere, there is no escape from the strings, strings hanging from strings, and even strings inside your own face, you cannot escape the strings however hard you try so just give up, man.
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weltact
from Taiwan on 2004-09-10 20:56 [#01331528]
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hmm if u carry him to hoover , than its no use, u can carry a hoover than
but the string track ceiling system sounds interesting im gonna suggest that to my flatmates
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hobbes
from age on 2004-09-10 20:58 [#01331532]
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i could imagine the abuse of the "herbiehan" string..
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hobbes
from age on 2004-09-10 20:59 [#01331533]
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ah, but can hoovers bark?
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sneakattack
on 2004-09-10 21:01 [#01331534]
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see how fucked its lower abdomen looks? It has not evolved proper reinforcement in it's lower back for this sort of posture--it's really going to be miserable when older.
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hobbes
from age on 2004-09-10 21:04 [#01331536]
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yeah they should have shot him.
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weltact
from Taiwan on 2004-09-10 21:07 [#01331539]
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but if it barks, then its gonna drop the hoover hmm, its a complicated problem but one must not give up when facing it
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sneakattack
on 2004-09-10 21:07 [#01331540]
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I disagree. They could have built some wheeled contraption that it slides its torso into and can move around much more pleasantly. you seen the people they sometimes keep alive? don't tell me that we're better.
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wimp
on 2004-09-10 21:10 [#01331541]
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Sneakattack, I heard about this earlier from my friend who's a Harry Potter nut, and I thought the same thing. Teaching it to walk upright is going to cause massive problems for the pooch.
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weltact
from Taiwan on 2004-09-10 21:11 [#01331542]
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it would be a mechanical freak than, part dog part machine wow even more scary, the cats would be terrified
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sneakattack
on 2004-09-10 21:15 [#01331545]
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just as terrifying as someone in a wheelchair, right?
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weltact
from Taiwan on 2004-09-10 21:20 [#01331547]
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no, more than that cats r not terrified by ppl in wheelchairs
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hobbes
from age on 2004-09-10 21:20 [#01331548]
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yeah if i was king they would be first against the wall.
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DJ Xammax
from not America on 2004-09-11 09:02 [#01331872]
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Is this the same dog that went onto be the world's first canine bestselling author?
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Netlon Sentinel
from eDe (Netherlands, The) on 2004-09-11 09:08 [#01331879]
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according to jeugdjournaal (news show for kids) the dog is going to star in the next harry potter film.
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weltact
from Taiwan on 2004-09-12 07:23 [#01332547]
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this is the beginning of a wonderful hollywood career
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virginpusher
from County Clare on 2004-09-12 10:15 [#01332719]
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I'd put wheels on the front
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JAroen
from the pineal gland on 2004-09-12 12:18 [#01332869]
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its been done before...
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